The Best 35 Wise Men Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wise Men jokes. There are some wise men jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wise men puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wise Men Jokes and Puns

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

When Mary had a baby boy, the wise men weren't surprised...

...but you should have seen their eyes when she had the little lamb.

Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in America?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Heard they weren't celebrating Christmas at the University of Alabama...

Couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.


Three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger...

One of the wise men was exceptionally tall and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable. "Jesus Christ" he exclaimed.
Joseph said: "Write that down, Mary. It's better than Wayne."

Why wasn't Jesus born in West Virginia?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men... or a virgin.

*sorry if this is not new, from WV and my fav.

Why could Jesus have never been born in Australia?

Seriously, you really think you're going to find 3 wise men and a virgin down there?

Why wasn't the nativity in Ireland?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Not Pregnant

A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of her daughters swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say "Your daughter is pregnant."

The mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her daughter was a good girl and would not compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy. The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.

The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?"

"Yes, of course I am paying attention ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three wise men came. I was hoping that they would show up again."

Why wasn't Jesus born in lindsay Ontario.

Couldn't find three wise men. Or a virgin...

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Why couldnt baby jesus be born in NYC?

Because they couldnt find 3 wise men or a virgin

Why wasn't Jesus born in the United states?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

The Aborists came to my house on Christmas Day.

I was visited by the tree wise men.

Belated holiday joke

Q: What did the 3 Wise Men say to the crazy man?

A: "You make no Frankincense!!"

Why did the three Wise Men smell like smoke?

Because they came from afar...

In honor of the BYU/Utah game tomorrow

Why can't the University of Utah do the nativity scene?

Because they can't find 3 wise men or a virign.

why do women enjoy sex more than men

why do women enjoy sex more than men
A wise man said : "When you have an itchy ears , and then you put your finger in your ear and scartch
which one feel better your finger or your ear ?"

Ole Miss had to cancel their Living Nativity

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin


Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

So 3 wise men go to see baby Jesus

and the first wise man shows up and gives baby Jesus some Gold.

The second wise man shows up and gives him some Frakensense.

The third wise man shows up and says "But wait, theres myrrh!"

Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year?

A: They couldn't find the three wise men!

The White House has cancelled their annual Christmas Pageant

In an official statement, they said the reason was because they couldn't find three wise men.

The reason why Jesus was not born during the Trump administration is because...

God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin!

Did you hear that they're not having a nativity scene in Washington, DC?

They looked through the entire city and couldn't find any wise men!

Why was Jesus not born in Somalia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin ..... Kill me

The republicans had to cancel their living nativity

They didn't have three wise men or a virgin

Birth of Jesus



Mary: the King of Kings!

Wise men: the Lord and Saviour!

Joseph: who's white baby is this?

Wise men drink wine

Budweiser drink beer.

When Jesus was given his gifts by the wise men...

Were they birthday presents or Christmas presents?

The three wise men came to the manger with gifts for baby Jesus. They brought gold and frankincense...

But wait, there's myrrh!

Posted a casting call for our nativity online

Still looking for wise men but we have plenty of women who don't need no man to bear a child

Why was Virgin Mary, virgin?

Because the three wise men, went for the star

Why did the Three Wise Men travel from afar to learn about how diary products were made?

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