Following is our collection of funny Wise Man Once Said jokes. There are some wise man once said jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wise man once said puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
"If you make a woman laugh, you've half-undressed her."
However, if you half-undress and she laughs, that's a different thing altogether.
"Don't quote me on this."
He let her vent, and then they had sex.
Well, he almost did, but he was worried someone might laugh.
The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" asked the officer.
"I'm going to a lecture." The man said.
"And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.
"My wife," said the man.
Nothing.
Because he was a wise man
Better to have a hole in your hand than a hand in your hole.
A man had 3 problems:
1: He was very poor
2: He had no children with his wife
3: His mother was blind
An angel appeared to him and asked him to make a wish. Just one. Now his wife wants a child, his mother wants to see and he wants to be rich...
Ah, what embarrassment!
After reflecting a bit, he said wisely to the angel:
"I just want my mother to see my children eating in golden plates."
..."mom, I want some candies"
Love is Grand but divorce is 100 Grand
It was grandparents day at school.
"Steven, please come up here and tell the class your story about your grandparent", the teacher said.
"Goodmorning everyone", Steven begins. " My grandpa is a very wise man. He has the answer to everything. He has been married for almost 50 years now. So I asked him , what was his secret. He looked at me, thought a bit and began. son there only one single thing to a good marriage...."
The whole class seemed to hold their breath. Everything seemed to stand still.
" And when I find out what that is, I will get married again".
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Being a wise man, I said Yes!
It's all the pants' fault.
why do women enjoy sex more than men
A wise man said : "When you have an itchy ears , and then you put your finger in your ear and scartch
which one feel better your finger or your ear ?"
When one asks the other..
Engineer 1: "Hey man that is a nice bike, where did you get it?
Engineer 2: "The strangest thing happened to me yesterday. A girl rode over to me on this bike and suddenly dropped it in front of me. She then took off all her clothes and said, "You can have it all!" So I took the bike."
Engineer 1: "That was a wise choice, her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyways."
When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"
Quote: What's going on here?
Man who fish in other mans well catch many crabs.
A wise man once said, "There is safety in numbers". Yeah?! Well, tell that one to six million Jews!
"A day without sunshine is just a cloudy day."
He doesn't want to be anonymous
"As a wise man once said"
While vacationing in a remote area of Alaska, I met an old mountain man, wise in the ways one need be to live in an extreme wilderness area like he did.
I asked him about the weater, did it rain a lot? He said;
"See those mountains over there" and he pointed to them."
I replied, "Yes."
"Well," he replied, ".. if you can't see those mountains, that means it's raining. If you can see them, that means it's going to rain."
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