The Best 19 Wires Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wires jokes. There are some wires disconnect jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wires faulty puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wires Jokes and Puns

My son was chewing electrical wires everyday.

So I grounded him until he conducts himself properly.

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

Too guys trying to escape a prison

Last fence they have to jump has bells on it. First guy jumps, touches the wires and the bells ring.
They guard says:- Who goes there?
The guy makes a noise:-Meow!
Guard says: -oh, its just a cat.
Second guy jumps, hits the wires, bells ring.
Guard says: -Who goes there?
Second guy:-Just another cat.

Wires joke, Too guys trying to escape a prison

Mom never told me I shouldn't touch electric wires

Imagine my shock when I got grounded!

Why do birds always congregate on power wires?

So they can hang out with their friends online.


An English guys digs the ground 100 feet...

and finds telephone wires, he says this proves that we had telephone 100 years ago. An American guy digs 200 feet and finds telephone wires, he says this proves we had telephone 200 years ago. A Turkish guy, digs the ground 2000 feet and finds nothing, he says this proves that we had cell phones 2000 years ago.

Paddy finds a sandwich with two wires sticking out of it........

He phones the police and says "Bejesas I've just found a sandwich dat looks like a bomb."

The operator asks, "is it tickin?

Paddy says "No I tink it's beef"

Wires joke, Paddy finds a sandwich with two wires sticking out of it........

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

Two wires at sea

Two wires were on an ocean cruise when the ship sprung a leak and sank. The solid core wire managed to climb into a lifeboat and head to safety.

The other was stranded.

Yesterday was my first day on the job defusing bombs, and I had to cut some wires

Turns out, I'm colorblind

Did you know air pods are for poor people.

They can't afford the wires

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How do electricians relax?

They meditate.
*Oooohhhmmmm*

They do it after getting all amped up after a long day. It helps organize the mind after getting their wires crossed.

A man was in a horrible car accident

A man wakes up in the ICU with a nurse standing over him. He has tubes in his nose, needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function, and he's in terrible pain.
He asks the nurse "What happened?".
The nurse give him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes, then tells him, "You were in a horrible accident. You may not feel anything from the waist down right now."
The man replies "Can I feel your tits then?"

My phone charger has been exposing its inner wires to promote its agenda.

It's a shameless plug.

Poor people...

I don't get why there are so many poor people, like I have seen so many people that are so poor that They cannot even afford wires on their in-ear headsets smh...

I make wires for a living. I'm a bit short of cash, so I made the tips out of beef.

Just trying to make ends meat.

Wires joke, I make wires for a living. I'm a bit short of cash, so I made the tips out of beef.

I don't need an expensive security system in my car...

...just some wires sticking out of a backpack, and a copy of the Koran next to it on the drivers seat. That will ensure it never gets touched.

A modest electrician...

...once saw a few naked wires, he immediately lowered his gaze.

Why is there always only one shoe on the side of the street?

Because if there were two they would be hanging from the wires.


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We suggest to use only working wires communications piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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