Wires Jokes
36 wires jokes and hilarious wires puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wires that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Wires Short Jokes
Short wires jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wires humour may include short electrical wire jokes also.
- An electrician comes home late.... Wife: "Wire you insulate?"
electrician: "Watts it to you? I'm ohm, aren't I." - Dear Brits: We have received your ultimatum and have scrounged for the ransom... ...but we could only come up with half.
Feel free to him back halfway and we'll wire the funds. Thanks, the US - What do a G-string and a barbed wire fence have in common? They both run along the property line without distracting from the view.
- I like my women how I like my light bulbs... Not too bright, easy to turn on and hanging from electrical wire in my basement.
- My son was chewing electrical wires everyday. So I grounded him until he conducts himself properly.
- What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was an udder disaster.
^(I'll show myself out) - What do G-Strings and barbed wire have in common? They both protect the property without disrupting the view.
- An electrician was shocked by a live wire when he was asked why... He said he couldn't resist.
- One time my uncle challenged me that I cant do a simple electrical wiring. He got shocked after I completed the work.
- Did you hear about the cow who tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? It was an udder disaster.
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Wires One Liners
Which wires one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wires? I can suggest the ones about wired and electrical wiring.
- My 8 year-old kept chewing electrical wires… …so I had to ground him.
- what happened to the cow when it jumped over the barbed wire fence? Udder destruction!
- Why are wires addicted to electricity? They can't resist.
- What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? An udder disaster.
- How did copper wire get invented 2 Jews fighting over a penny
- How do you induce a current in a wire by counting to 10? By mathematical induction.
- Mom never told me I shouldn't touch electric wires Imagine my shock when I got grounded!
- What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence ? Utter destruction...
- Do you know how copper wire was invented? Two Scots fought over the same penny.
- How was copper wire created? Two Jews found the same penny.
- What's grey, has spikes, and runs around a field? Barbed wire.
- When I found out it's a bad idea to do your own electrical wiring, I was shocked
- Exposed Wires What you see will shock you!
- How was copper wire invented? Two lawyers fighting over a penny.
;-) - I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend and re-wire the toaster. She was shocked.
Howlingly Hilarious Wires Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about wires you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean copper wire jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wires pranks.
An American a Russian and an Indian meet in a Bar.
They start boasting about their countries.
The American said "We dug deep and found thick wires. So we had a telegraph system in the past too!"
The Russian said " That's nothing. We dug deep and found thin wires. That means we already had phones in the past!"
Then the Indian says "We dug deep and found nothing!"
So the other two started laughing and said "what's there to boast about?"
The Indian said "That means we always had wireless!"
Too guys trying to escape a prison
Last fence they have to jump has bells on it. First guy jumps, touches the wires and the bells ring.
They guard says:- Who goes there?
The guy makes a noise:-Meow!
Guard says: -oh, its just a cat.
Second guy jumps, hits the wires, bells ring.
Guard says: -Who goes there?
Second guy:-Just another cat.
Three archaeologists met in a seminar.
The British said: we dug very deep and found sculpted animal bones. This proves that my ancestors invented art.
The German said: we dug very deep and found a plate-size disk showing the solar system. This proves that my ancestors invented astronomy.
The Italian said: we dug very deep and didn't find any wires. This proves that my ancestors invented wifi communication.
You child is playing with wires and is getting electrocuted, what can you do?
Ground him until he can conduct himself properly.
First word in title should be "your"
An English guys digs the ground 100 feet...
and finds telephone wires, he says this proves that we had telephone 100 years ago. An American guy digs 200 feet and finds telephone wires, he says this proves we had telephone 200 years ago. A Turkish guy, digs the ground 2000 feet and finds nothing, he says this proves that we had cell phones 2000 years ago.
Why do birds always congregate on power wires?
So they can hang out with their friends online.
p**... finds a sandwich with two wires sticking out of it........
He phones the police and says "Bejesas I've just found a sandwich dat looks like a bomb."
The operator asks, "is it tickin?
p**... says "No I tink it's beef"
Pigeon problem
Visited a friend on the eighth floor of her old government office building in Washington. There were hundreds of pigeons sitting on the ledge along the building outside the windows, making noise and p**..., two inches deep in some places. They were really annoying. I asked her if they'd tried getting rid of them. She said, "See those wires along the ledge? They are carrying 1000 volts. We thought that would get rid of them, but it didn't phase them a bit." I told her "I'm not surprised. That's AC current, and these are DC pigeons."
What did the poles do during world war two?
They held the telephone wires off the ground.
Two wires at sea
Two wires were on an ocean cruise when the ship sprung a leak and sank. The solid core wire managed to climb into a lifeboat and head to safety.
The other was stranded.
Yesterday was my first day on the job defusing bombs, and I had to cut some wires
Turns out, I'm colorblind
Did you know air pods are for poor people.
They can't afford the wires
How do electricians relax?
They meditate.
*Oooohhhmmmm*
They do it after getting all amped up after a long day. It helps organize the mind after getting their wires crossed.
A man was in a horrible car accident
A man wakes up in the ICU with a nurse standing over him. He has tubes in his nose, needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function, and he's in terrible pain.
He asks the nurse "What happened?".
The nurse give him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes, then tells him, "You were in a horrible accident. You may not feel anything from the waist down right now."
The man replies "Can I feel your t**... then?"
My phone charger has been exposing its inner wires to promote its agenda.
It's a shameless plug.
Poor people...
I don't get why there are so many poor people, like I have seen so many people that are so poor that They cannot even afford wires on their in-ear headsets smh...
I make wires for a living. I'm a bit short of cash, so I made the tips out of beef.
Just trying to make ends meat.
