Wireless Jokes

52 wireless jokes and hilarious wireless puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wireless that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Enjoy a laugh with these hilarious Wireless Jokes! Read a collection of jokes related to wireless technology, such as headphones and smartphones, wireless bras, wireless routers, electronics, and Cricket Wireless. Laughter is only a few clicks away!

Funniest Wireless Short Jokes

Short wireless jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wireless humour may include short wired jokes also.

  1. Honda is coming out with the 1st electric vehicle with wireless charging It's called the Honda Accordless
  2. Today I learned what the CIA is replacing water boarding with. Verizon Wireless customer service.
  3. Do you know why there's no Apple wireless charger? Because they can't decide what exactly should break there.
  4. Why does everyone always brag that they are going to go unplugged for a while Wireless devices were invented decades ago.
  5. Brand new Grandson My brand new baby Grandson's cord fell off today. Mom says he's officially wireless!
  6. I was listening to my wireless headphones while the dentist was working on my teeth. He needed to tell me something so he pulled out my earbud.
    It was a Bluetooth extraction.
  7. The cute Verizon wireless girl asked if I was married I said I was on the upgrade anytime plan.
  8. Why didn't the fisherman care about his wireless internet connection? Because either-net works when he's catfishing.
  9. Technology is crazy these days We now have smartphones, wireless TVs, and tablets.
    When I was a kid we had to blow everything. The Nintendo cartridge, the mouse with that ball inside, the priest.
  10. How do you know "Pinocchio" was written a long time ago? He kept making such a big deal out of being wireless.

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Wireless One Liners

Which wireless one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wireless? I can suggest the ones about wifi connection and electronic.

  1. What's one thing you dont want to have while putting out a fire? Verizon Wireless.
  2. What is Tom Hanks' wireless password? 1forrest1
  3. Yo mama so dumb, she tripped over the wireless network.
  4. What do you get when you give a wizard wireless earbuds? Airy Podder
  5. Who is the director of the first wireless movie? Christopher No-LAN
  6. What do you call wireless headphones you give to your kids? Heirpods
  7. I'm finally replacing my old wireless router... It's on its last lag.
  8. What data service is red and wireless? Flash-Drives
  9. Your mom is so fat she falls over the wireless internet
  10. Why did the phones break up? Because they wanted to go wireless.
  11. This is a test of the National Wireless Emergency System. HA GOTTI NO IT AINT
  12. What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Verizon Wireless
  13. How do you make any electronics wireless? With scissors.
  14. What is the name of Apple's new wireless headphones? AirTampons
  15. What do we call a wireless mouse? Hamster.
    Source: **Dad**

Wireless Technology Jokes

Here is a list of funny wireless technology jokes and even better wireless technology puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Eventhough technology is advancing, there is still a dilemma between wired or wireless. There are many things in which wired is better.
    Example: hanging yourself.
Wireless joke, Eventhough technology is advancing, there is still a dilemma between wired or wireless.

Cheerful Wireless Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about wireless you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cable jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wireless pranks.

Wireless Internet is like s**...

You still want it, even if it's unprotected and in a public place.

In the past

Russian scientists dug 1000 mtr deep and found a copper wire.
They concluded:
1000 yrs back our ancestors were using copper cable technology ..
American scientists dug 2000 mtr deep and found optic fibre.
They concluded:
2000 yrs back our ancestors were using optic fibre technolgy ..
Indian scientist dug and found nothing. They concluded our ancestors were using Wireless Technology.!

What does Verizon wireless and abortion clinics have in common?

They both have early termination fees

An Irish, a Scot and an English man are digging.....

in their back gardens. 12 feet down the English man finds copper wire. In the local paper he announces England had internet 200 years ago.
The Scots mon finds wire at 16 feet and announces Scotland had internet 300 years ago.
The Irish man digs 22 feet! but finds nothing and states in the paper. 400 years ago Ireland had wireless.

Grandma's Password

My 100 year old grandma asked me to set up a security camera, so she could see who was stealing her clothes at her assisted living facility, so I brought over a wireless camera and started to install an app on her IPAD for monitoring.
I needed her Apple ID to download the app, so I asked her what her password was.
She poked around in her notebook, and said "required".
It was the wrong password, so I told her, and she looked up at me and said, 'I know that it is right. I remember it said, "Your password is required."'

What did Elmer Fudd say after he finished installing his wireless access point?

That's a WAP!!

The next iPhone will be without a...

Screen. You can buy a wireless screen. We are removing it because it's bulky and old.

iPhone 7 is revolutionary!

•no headphones jack
•no wireless charging
•no curved screen
•no 4K resolution (or even full HD) screen
•no VR headset support
•no 360 camera support
•no expansion storage slot
It is true revolution in scamming people to upgrade from old iPhones!

You momma so s**.......

She fell over wireless internet.

Respect the dead

A young man went to a f**.... While being there he noticed that the church had a wireless network.
Hey, what is the wifi password?
A sad relative said:
Respect the dead!
And the boy asked:
All in lowercase?

Uh-oh. I think the object of my desires suspects something.

She's just changed her wireless ID to: *Hey, you in the tree, I've called the police.*

Presidential Alert

THIS IS A TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

Hey son, you want an accordion

Billy: Yeah sure Dad, how many chords can it play
Dad: Actually, it's wireless.

During this lockdown, please think of the confidence level and mental health of your companies IT person.

They have gone more then three months without being able to look you in the eye without smirking, while first turning your computer off and then on again, before accessing the admin profile to delete then add the wireless printer again so you can print your emails.

An American a Russian and an Indian meet in a Bar.

They start boasting about their countries.
The American said "We dug deep and found thick wires. So we had a telegraph system in the past too!"
The Russian said " That's nothing. We dug deep and found thin wires. That means we already had phones in the past!"
Then the Indian says "We dug deep and found nothing!"
So the other two started laughing and said "what's there to boast about?"
The Indian said "That means we always had wireless!"

Wireless joke, Today I learned what the CIA is replacing water boarding with.

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