The Best 7 Wipers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wipers jokes. There are some wipers headlight jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wipers interstate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wipers Jokes and Puns

A guy walks into an auto parts store and says to the clerk, "I would like a pair of new windshield wipers for my Yugo."

The clerk responds, "Sounds like a fair trade."

I told a co-worker I got a new set of windshield wipers for my 11 year old Sonata.

He said "Good trade, man".

I bought a used Mercedes last week...

... and I'm really happy with everything about it, except that the windshield wipers always seem to leave streaks on the driver's side while the passenger side is spotless. I tried replacing the blades, but that didn't work. So I called the guy I bought it from to see if he had any advice, and all he said was "I noticed that too. I guess the glass is always cleaner on the other side of the Benz."

A man in a Trabi (old eastern german car) went to a gas station.

He said: "I'd like to have two windshield wipers for my Trabi, please."

The man in charge looked at the car and responded: "That sounds about fair."

Someone has left a note under my my wipers to let me know that I've positioned my car correctly.

It says "Parking Fine", So that was nice of them.


A traffic cop went through the trouble of leaving a note under my wipers to let me know I'd positioned my car correctly

It said Parking fine so that was nice.

Why did Jay-Z turn his windshield wipers on?

For drizzle, my nizzle.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wipers wiper jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wipers windshield piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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