Wipers Jokes
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A guy walks into an auto parts store and says to the clerk, "I would like a pair of new windshield wipers for my Yugo."
The clerk responds, "Sounds like a fair trade."
I told a co-worker I got a new set of windshield wipers for my 11 year old Sonata.
He said "Good trade, man".
I bought a used Mercedes last week...
... and I'm really happy with everything about it, except that the windshield wipers always seem to leave streaks on the driver's side while the passenger side is spotless. I tried replacing the blades, but that didn't work. So I called the guy I bought it from to see if he had any advice, and all he said was "I noticed that too. I guess the glass is always cleaner on the other side of the Benz."
A man in a Trabi (old eastern german car) went to a gas station.
He said: "I'd like to have two windshield wipers for my Trabi, please."
The man in charge looked at the car and responded: "That sounds about fair."
Someone has left a note under my my wipers to let me know that I've positioned my car correctly.
It says "Parking Fine", So that was nice of them.
Why did Jay-Z turn his windshield wipers on?
For drizzle, my nizzle.
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