Wipe Out Jokes
28 wipe out jokes and hilarious wipe out puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wipe out that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short wipe out jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wipe out humour may include short wiped jokes also.
- Wife: Do men wipe after they pee? Aging husband: Yes. Wipe the floor, wipe the rim, wipe the wall…..
- The population of the countryside were almost wiped out entirely by a rare breed of ticks that live and breed inside the mouths of Alpacas. The survivors now live in a post Alpaca lip tick wasteland.
- They told him: your girlfriend is cheating on you.. He wiped away his tears & asked : Which one ?
- My friend is in jail for something he didn't do. He didn't wipe the fingerprints off the gun.
- Whoever said technology would replace all paper obviously hasn't tried wiping their but with an IPad.
- My friend sadly went to jail for something he didn't do. He didn't wipe the fingerprints off of his gun.
- I tried changing up the way I use the bathroom, so I wiped with my left hand today! I really wish I used toilet paper instead, though.
- What does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They're both en route to uranus to wipe out the klingons
- 5yr old: Daddy I'm mad at you! Me : Why?
5: You know why!
Wife: [wipes tear] They grow up so fast. - Why is the USS Enterprise like toilet paper? It circles Uranus and wipes out any Klingons.
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- If Israel gets wiped off the map... Then we'll have to start calling it Wasrael
- What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise.
- I got into a one-sided fight with a mop Wiped the floor with it.
- What do you do when you come across an elephant? Wipe it off and apologize.
- How does a blind man tell if he's done wiping? Taste test
- How did Captain Hook die? He wiped with the wrong hand
- What do you do if you come across a lion in the jungle? Wipe it off and say you're sorry.
- "Where would I be without my mom?" Probably, wiped off on a tissue and thrown away
- What did the ancient Egyptians wipe their butts with? Poopyrus.
- Dinosaurs really got wiped out by a rock Shoulda picked paper
- How do pro-lifers clean up after jacking off? By using baby wipes.
- How is Thanos and a feminist similar? They both wanna wipe out half the world
- I came upon a woman in the park So she wiped it off and called the police.
- I just came across a tiger in a jungle. I immediately wiped it off and apologised.
- What do you call it when a girl wipes back to front? A Choco-Taco
Wipe Out Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about wipe out you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean eliminate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wipe out pranks.
What's the same about the Star Ship Enterprise and Toilet Paper?
They both fly to Uranus and wipe out the cling-ons
We must wipe out all of the homeless people
By giving them homes :)
An avalanche has started on Mount Everest that threatens to wipe out 20% of its surrounding area.
This is snow joke.
Thanos once tried to wipe out half of the DC universe.
Access denied.
You can't put a load of rockstars up on a stage and expect to wipe out global poverty.
Thats ludicrous
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Chuck Norris once passed 6 kidney stones.
They were then subsequently collected by Thanos to wipe out half of all life in the universe.
Make-up...
The awkward moment when you can wipe out 95% of her beauty with a wet napkin
What did h**... do when he spilt his drink?
Grabbed a cloth to wipe out the Juice.
Holy Water
One day St Peter chose three distinguished individuals in Heaven and gave them a free pass to commit whatever sins they would like back on Earth for one whole day.
The next day, when the three sinners returned, St Peter asked them what sins they committed.
St Peter asked the first sinner and he said that he spent the day sleeping with a bunch of women. St Peter congratulated him and told him to drink from the Holy Water to be forgiven of his sins.
The third sinner snickered.
St Peter ignored the third sinner asked the second sinner. She said that she sent a swarm of killer bees to wipe out an African village. St Peter paused in shock, but then told her to drink from the Holy Water to be forgiven of her sins.
The third sinner tried to hold back his laughter, but failed.
St Peter then asked the third sinner what was so funny. The third sinner replied, "I s**... in the Holy Water"
President Putin say's he is doing everything he can to wipe out Aids
Researchers.
(What too soon?)