Winter Wonderland Jokes
3 winter wonderland jokes and hilarious winter wonderland puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about winter wonderland that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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There should be a holiday episode of Man vs Wild with Christopher Walken
It would be called Walken in a winter wonderland!
I saw that actor from "Walk the line" in the snow yesterday.
He was Joaquin in a winter wonderland.
To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland":
Dog tags ring, are you listening'?
In the lane, snow is glistening.
It's yellow, not white I've been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.
Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wandering vagrants;
"Avoid where I pee, it's my property.
Marked up as my winter wonderland."
In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, man,
So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine!
Straight from me to the fence post,
flows my natural incense boast,
"Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth,
I mark it as my winter wonderland."
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