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Winter Season Jokes

37 winter season jokes and hilarious winter season puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about winter season that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Winter Season Short Jokes

Short winter season jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The winter season humour may include short summer winter jokes also.

  1. Winter is like the justin bieber of seasons... It was kind of cute and exciting when it first started out, now its a bit obnoxious and should probably just stay in Canada.
  2. Why did the snowman apply for a job on the winter solstice? It wanted to work during its peak season.
  3. The camping shop in Stratford-upon-Avon is having a sale of last season's stock. Their slogan....? Now.. is the winter of our discount tents.
  4. What are the four seasons called in New England? Almost winter, Winter, Still winter, and 3 months of bad sledding.
  5. Fun fact: All of the seasons were named after coils of metal.
    Except for summer and winter. And fall.
  6. Everyone else has 4 seasons to look forward to: Sping, Summer, Fall, & Winter We Seniors have only 1 season: Fall
  7. Vermont's 4 seasons Vermont has 5 seasons:
    Almost winter
    Winter
    Still winter
    Mud season
    Road construction
  8. What do private roads and people with seasonal depression have in common? Neither gets plowed in the winter.
  9. Why did the scientists have to wait to cure seasonal affective disorder? It was the winter of their discontent.
  10. Which bodybuilders treat winter as their cutting season? The bodybuilders who have seasonal depression

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Winter Season One Liners

Which winter season one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with winter season? I can suggest the ones about fall season and winter cold.

  1. There are only two seasons in Russia: Winter and nuclear winter.
  2. Why did the winter solstice go to therapy? It had a case of seasonal dis-order.
  3. Minnesota has 4 seasons Almost winter, winter, almost summer, and road construction.
  4. Did you hear about the Netflix series Summer to Winter? It never got a 5th season.
  5. What are the only two seasons in Michigan? Winter and road construction.
  6. The fifth season will start in a few days Nuclear Winter
  7. I lost all my winter fat thanks to this seasonal diet. Now I have spring rolls instead.
  8. Spring, winter, summer, or autumn? the best seasons for chefs are.. Salt and Pepper
  9. What's the worst part about delivering salt in the winter The work is only seasonal
  10. I have seasonal depression I'm depressed in the spring, summer, fall and winter
  11. I listened to Winter by Vivaldi the other day... Ugh, that piece is soooo *last season*
  12. Why did the other seasons laugh? Because Winter fell.
  13. Winter is my favorite season Because nobody notices my dandruff

Uproarious Winter Season Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about winter season you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean winter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make winter season pranks.

The four seasons were arguing about which of them was the best…

Winter boasts, "Well, you can build snowmen and the snow is so beautiful!"
Spring laughs, "Well sure, but come springtime, everything is so fresh and new! All the new flowers, it can't get much better than that!"
Summer rays, "Yes, but I am undoubtably the overall best season! Girls in bikinis, ice cream, nice weather. You can't top that!"
Autumn ~ *-leaves-*

The breakdown of what to do in all seasons

Summer:too hot to go outside so you stay in playing video games
Winter:too cold to go outside so you stay in playing video games
Autumn:too much pollen outside so you stay in playing video games

If you're looking for a seasonal employment opportunity this winter

You could always submit a resume for the chief of staff position at the white house. It's not likely to last more than a few months.