Winter Olympics Jokes
14 winter olympics jokes and hilarious winter olympics puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about winter olympics that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Winter Olympics Short Jokes
Short winter olympics jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The winter olympics humour may include short summer olympics jokes also.
- Why is Trump excited Russia was banned from the 2018 winter Olympics? It makes it easier to decide who to cheer for
- Which country brought the most competitors to the 2018 Winter Olympics? Brazil. They brought 8 Brazilian athletes.
- So I heard that they are going to stop handing out medals at the Winter Olympics.. Because they're snow winners.
- Just saw a guy from Helsinki dominate the cross-country skiing event at the Winter Olympics He led the race from start to Finnish.
- I'm looking forward to taking part in the sun tanning event in the PyeongChang 2018 Olympic Winter Games... I'm going for the Bronze...
- In the Winter Olympics all participants are from different nations... ...but they all end finish.
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Winter Olympics One Liners
Which winter olympics one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with winter olympics? I can suggest the ones about olympic games and rio olympics.
- Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics? He was caught taking Polaroids.
- What do you call a winter Olympic athlete that is being picked on? A Luge-er
- Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
Cheerful Fun Winter Olympics Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about winter olympics you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean winter season jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make winter olympics pranks.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Why will Islamic State sweep all the winning Gold medals in 2018 Winter Olympics?
They will introduce Border Cross as an olympic sport.
Drum Fill!
To The Jamaican Bobsled Team
After the Winter Olympics, one fellow is so taken with the Jamaican bobsled team that he decides that they deserve an epic scale statue in Jamaica. He travels to Jamaica, and talks with every government official and rich person he can find. All of them chase him off saying that it's a crazy idea, and never bother them again. Finally, despondent at his reception, he goes to a shore side bar, and starts drinking this troubles away. The bartender, in that wonderful island accent asks what the problem is. The fellow goes through the spiel again. The bartender thinks for a moment and says:
"Mon, you mental!"
To which the fellow responds:
"Finally! Someone gets it!"
Groan?