The Best 7 Winnings Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Winnings jokes. There are some winnings casino jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these winnings award winning puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Winnings Jokes and Puns

A poker player wins one million dollars first price in a tournament

Interviewer: Congratulations on your win! If you don't mind me asking, how will you spend you $1 million winnings?

Poker player: I owe some people some money so I will be paying my debt to these guys.

Interviewer: and what about the rest?

Poker player: Well... I guess they'll have to wait..

My wife likes to say marrying me was like winning the lottery...

I like to remind her that most lottery winners blow their winnings.

Did you hear about the guy who blew his entire lottery winnings on a limousine?

He had nothing left to chauffeur it.

A man wins big...

*pardon if this is a repost*

A gig worker hits a convenience store on the way home, and buys some juice, a sausage croissant, and a scratcher. Once outside he scratches the card, and wins $400 dollars. The guy collects his winnings and heads home.

When he arrives, he asks his wife "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

She replies "I'd take half the money and leave you."

"Great! I just won $200 tonight, here's $100 -- enjoy your half."

A man who just won £100m on the lottery is being interviewed on TV news.

Interviewer : What are you planning to do with your winnings?

Winner : I'm going to spend half of it on expensive sports cars, women of dubious morals, strong drink, drugs and gambling.

Interviewer : And what will you do with the other half?

Winner : I'll probably just waste it.


The good news is that I placed a safety bet on Brexit...

the bad news is my winnings are in pound sterling.

So, I won the lottery...

...when the newspaper asked me what I would do with the winnings, I said that I would give it to Charity. Then she could afford to stop stripping.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the winnings prize jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working winnings gazed piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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