The Best 5 Winniethepooh Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Winniethepooh jokes. There are some winniethepooh bear jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these winniethepooh feet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Winniethepooh Jokes and Puns

Why doesn't Winnie-the-Pooh wear shoes?

Because Winnie-the-Pooh has "bear" feet!

My wife can't stand to be around me ever since I retired from voicing Winnie-the-Pooh

She says I am becoming unbearable.

Winnie-the-Pooh is on a Picnic with Christopher Robin, Piglet and Eeyore. Christopher Robin says Pooh, you haven't touched any food yet. What gives?

Pooh: I'm stuffed

Winnie-the-pooh didn't want to get married

but the thought of a honeymoon was driving him crazy.

What do you call a naked Winnie-The-Pooh

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the winniethepooh custer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working winniethepooh wife piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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