The Best 35 Winnie The Pooh Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Winnie The Pooh jokes. There are some winnie the pooh jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these winnie the pooh puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Winnie The Pooh Jokes and Puns

What do Winnie the Pooh and Vlad the Impaler have in common?

Their middle name.

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They both have the same middle name.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Their middle name

Besides eating honey... what do John the Baptist, Smokey the Bear, and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.


What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

What do Mack the knife, Attila the Hun, and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name.

What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

Why can't Rabbit tell Winnie the Pooh to stop eating honey on Tumblr?

Because he may get Tiggered

Why doesn't Winnie-the-Pooh wear shoes?

Because Winnie-the-Pooh has "bear" feet!

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name.

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People in China are all preparing to celebrate the 100th anniversary - and so should we!

Winnie the Pooh's birthday is August 21, 1921 which is only about a month off :)

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Want to know another creepy coincidence?

Jack the Ripper, Vlad the Impaler, and Winnie the Pooh all share the same middle name. Stay safe, my friends!

If Baby Groot was sent to Winnie the Pooh's universe, what would his new name be?

Twiglet.

I think we need a safe space to discuss Winnie the Pooh.

Oh sorry, TIGGER WARNING!

My wife can't stand to be around me ever since I retired from voicing Winnie-the-Pooh

She says I am becoming unbearable.

Why didn't Winnie the Pooh wear pants?

So he can pooh bear.

The more, the better...

... said Winnie the Pooh and then died from an overdose.


Winnie-the-Pooh is on a Picnic with Christopher Robin, Piglet and Eeyore. Christopher Robin says Pooh, you haven't touched any food yet. What gives?

Pooh: I'm stuffed

What do you call Winnie the Pooh's Grandmother?

Poonanny

Why did Winnie the Pooh cross the road?

Becaus- Censored in China

Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?

A: Winnie the Pooh.

My long-distance Chinese girlfriend ghosted me.

The last thing I said to her was that I was going to watch Winnie The Pooh with my 4 year old niece...

What kind of bear wears diapers?

Winnie the Pooh

Why did Winnie the Pooh call the police?

Because he saw Christopher Robbin'.

Did you see the tag line for Quentin Tarantino's Winnie the Pooh?

Do you see a sign that says 'dead Tigger storage'?

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name.

(Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

I asked my wife is she wanted to play Pooh's Corner

She said "how do you play?"

I said I'd be Winnie the Pooh and she should let me play in her honey pot.

What's brown and sits in the forest?

Winnie's pooh.

How do you know Winnie the Pooh isn't as well liked as he's portrayed

His friends call him Winnie the Poo!

Racist joke incoming

Why did John Oliver call Xi Jingping Winnie the Pooh

Because they're both yellow

What sound did Winnie the Pooh's bed make while he was banging one out?

Eeyore Eeyore Eeyore

What do Attila the Hun and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Insatiable Bloodlust

How do you upset Winnie the Pooh?

Stick a couple fingers in his honey.

Not entirely sure where I heard this...

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