Winnie The Pooh Jokes

Funniest Winnie The Pooh Short Jokes

Short winnie the pooh jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The winnie the pooh humour may include short winnie pooh jokes also.

1. What do Winnie the Pooh, Atilla the Hun, and Smokey the Bear have in common? The same middle name.
2. Why can't Rabbit tell Winnie the Pooh to stop eating honey on Tumblr? Because he may get Tiggered
3. People in China are all preparing to celebrate the 100th anniversary - and so should we! Winnie the Pooh's birthday is August 21, 1921 which is only about a month off :)
4. Want to know another creepy coincidence? Jack the Ripper, Vlad the Impaler, and Winnie the Pooh all share the same middle name. Stay safe, my friends!
5. If Baby Groot was sent to Winnie the Pooh's universe, what would his new name be? Twiglet.
6. My wife can't stand to be around me ever since I retired from voicing Winnie-the-Pooh She says I am becoming unbearable.
7. Winnie-the-Pooh is on a Picnic with Christopher Robin, Piglet and Eeyore. Christopher Robin says Pooh, you haven't touched any food yet. What gives? Pooh: I'm stuffed
8. My long-distance Chinese girlfriend ghosted me. The last thing I said to her was that I was going to watch Winnie The Pooh with my 4 year old niece...
9. Did you see the tag line for Quentin Tarantino's Winnie the Pooh? Do you see a sign that says 'dead Tigger storage'?
10. What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common? The same middle name.
    (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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Winnie The Pooh One Liners

Which winnie the pooh one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with winnie the pooh? I can suggest the ones about pooh and pooh bear.

1. What do Winnie the Pooh and Vlad the Impaler have in common? Their middle name.
2. What's little, brown, and found in the woods? Winnies' pooh.
3. Why doesn't Winnie-the-Pooh wear shoes? Because Winnie-the-Pooh has "bear" feet!
4. Why did Winnie the Pooh cross the road? Becaus- Censored in China
5. I think we need a safe space to discuss Winnie the Pooh. Oh sorry, TIGGER WARNING!
6. Why didn't Winnie the Pooh wear pants? So he can pooh bear.
7. The more, the better... ... said Winnie the Pooh and then died from an overdose.
8. What do you call Winnie the Pooh's Grandmother? Poonanny
9. Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?
   A: Winnie the Pooh.
10. What kind of bear wears diapers? Winnie the Pooh
11. Why did Winnie the Pooh call the police? Because he saw Christopher Robbin'.
12. What do Attila the Hun and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Insatiable Bloodlust
13. What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh? Gummy Bear
14. What's Winnie the Pooh's middle name? "The"
15. Why did Winnie the Pooh need a safe space? He was tiggered.

Great Winnie The Pooh Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about winnie the pooh you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tigger and pooh jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make winnie the pooh pranks.