Winnie Jokes

• Short Winnie Jokes
• Winnie One Liners
• Winnie Pooh Jokes
• Winnie The Pooh Jokes
• Tigger Winnie Jokes
• Eeyore Winnie Jokes
• More Winnie Jokes

Funniest Winnie Short Jokes

Short winnie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The winnie humour may include short poo jokes also.

1. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They both have the same middle name.
2. What do Winnie the Pooh, Atilla the Hun, and Smokey the Bear have in common? The same middle name.
3. Besides eating honey... what do John the baptist, Smokey the Bear, and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They share the same middle name.
4. What do Mack the knife, Attila the Hun, and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.
5. What do Vlad the Impaler and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.
6. Why can't Rabbit tell Winnie the Pooh to stop eating honey on Tumblr? Because he may get Tiggered
7. What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common? They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
8. People in China are all preparing to celebrate the 100th anniversary - and so should we! Winnie the Pooh's birthday is August 21, 1921 which is only about a month off :)
9. Boris Johnson is the most dangerous politician in Britain precisely because of his charm. Funny and likeable, even when he errs it's cute, like a shaved Winnie the Pooh eating all the honey
10. One day Winnie asks Eeyore "We have such a nice life. Why are you always so depressed?" Eeyore: "Cause I have a nail in my @$$."

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Winnie One Liners

Which winnie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with winnie? I can suggest the ones about pooh and winnie the pooh.

1. What do Winnie the Pooh and Vlad the Impaler have in common? Their middle name.
2. What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? Their middle name
3. What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common? The same middle name.
4. What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Their middle name.
5. What was Trump's favorite childhood story? Winnie the Coup.
6. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.
7. What's little, brown, and found in the woods? Winnies' pooh.
8. Why doesn't Winnie-the-Pooh wear shoes? Because Winnie-the-Pooh has "bear" feet!
9. Why did Winnie the Pooh cross the road? Becaus- Censored in China
10. I think we need a safe space to discuss Winnie the Pooh. Oh sorry, TIGGER WARNING!
11. Why didn't Winnie the Pooh wear pants? So he can pooh bear.
12. The more, the better... ... said Winnie the Pooh and then died from an overdose.
13. What's black and slides down Nelson's column? Winnie Mandela.
14. What do you call Winnie the Pooh's Grandmother? Poonanny
15. Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?
    A: Winnie the Pooh.

Winnie Pooh Jokes

Here is a list of funny winnie pooh jokes and even better winnie pooh puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Want to know another creepy coincidence? Jack the Ripper, Vlad the Impaler, and Winnie the Pooh all share the same middle name. Stay safe, my friends!
• If Baby Groot was sent to Winnie the Pooh's universe, what would his new name be? Twiglet.
• My wife can't stand to be around me ever since I retired from voicing Winnie-the-Pooh She says I am becoming unbearable.
• Winnie-the-Pooh is on a Picnic with Christopher Robin, Piglet and Eeyore. Christopher Robin says Pooh, you haven't touched any food yet. What gives? Pooh: I'm stuffed
• My long-distance Chinese girlfriend ghosted me. The last thing I said to her was that I was going to watch Winnie The Pooh with my 4 year old niece...
• What kind of bear wears diapers? Winnie the Pooh
• Why did Winnie the Pooh call the police? Because he saw Christopher Robbin'.
• Did you see the tag line for Quentin Tarantino's Winnie the Pooh? Do you see a sign that says 'dead Tigger storage'?
• What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common? The same middle name.
  (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
• What's brown and sits in the forest? Winnie's pooh.

Winnie The Pooh Jokes

Here is a list of funny winnie the pooh jokes and even better winnie the pooh puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Racist joke incoming Why did John Oliver call Xi Jingping Winnie the Pooh
  Because they're both yellow
• What do Attila the Hun and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Insatiable Bloodlust
• How do you upset Winnie the Pooh? Stick a couple fingers in his honey.
  Not entirely sure where I heard this...
• Winnie the Pooh didn't really want to marry her ...he just dreamed of the sweet honeymoon.
• I decided to go as Winnie the Pooh for Halloween. Sorry I could just now post about it since I've been in jail for indecent exposure for walking around in a red t-shirt and nothing else.
• Why doesn't anyone wear pants in the hundred acre wood? It makes it easier for winnie to pooh
• Winnie-the-pooh didn't want to get married but the thought of a honeymoon was driving him crazy.
• What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh? Gummy Bear
• The Winnie the Pooh Museum just opened Entrance is free unless you're Chinese
• What's Winnie the Pooh's middle name? "The"

Tigger Winnie Jokes

Here is a list of funny tigger winnie jokes and even better tigger winnie puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did Winnie the Pooh need a safe space? He was tiggered.

Eeyore Winnie Jokes

Here is a list of funny eeyore winnie jokes and even better eeyore winnie puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What sound did Winnie the Pooh's bed make while he was b**... one out? Eeyore Eeyore Eeyore

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Winnie Jokes

What funny jokes about winnie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean column jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make winnie pranks.