The Best 47 Winnie Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Winnie jokes. There are some winnie dora jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these winnie winnie the pooh puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Winnie Jokes and Puns

Why did Winnie the Pooh cross the road?

Becaus- Censored in China

Why doesn't Winnie-the-Pooh wear shoes?

Because Winnie-the-Pooh has "bear" feet!

I asked my wife is she wanted to play Pooh's Corner

She said "how do you play?"

I said I'd be Winnie the Pooh and she should let me play in her honey pot.

Winnie joke, I asked my wife is she wanted to play Pooh's Corner

What do you call Winnie the Pooh's grandma?

Poonani

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.


What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

What's the name of Winnie the Poo's Grandma?

Poo Nanny

Winnie joke, What's the name of Winnie the Poo's Grandma?

Winnie the Pooh didn't really want to marry her

...he just dreamed of the sweet honeymoon.

What do you call Winnie the Pooh's Grandmother?

Poonanny

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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Why can't Rabbit tell Winnie the Pooh to stop eating honey on Tumblr?

Because he may get Tiggered

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

Winnie-the-pooh didn't want to get married

but the thought of a honeymoon was driving him crazy.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name.

(Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

I think we need a safe space to discuss Winnie the Pooh.

Oh sorry, TIGGER WARNING!

Winnie joke, I think we need a safe space to discuss Winnie the Pooh.

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They both have the same middle name.

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands.

Thank the Chive for that one.

Dating two girls at once isn't too savage

Unless it's Winnie Cooper and Topanga Lawrence


Did you see the tag line for Quentin Tarantino's Winnie the Pooh?

Do you see a sign that says 'dead Tigger storage'?

What do Winnie the Pooh and Vlad the Impaler have in common?

Their middle name.

How do you upset Winnie the Pooh?

Stick a couple fingers in his honey.

Not entirely sure where I heard this...

Why did Winnie the Pooh call the police?

Because he saw Christopher Robbin'.

What do Attila the Hun and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Insatiable Bloodlust

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

What sound did Winnie the Pooh's bed make while he was banging one out?

Eeyore Eeyore Eeyore

What kind of bear wears diapers?

Winnie the Pooh

Racist joke incoming

Why did John Oliver call Xi Jingping Winnie the Pooh

Because they're both yellow

Why doesn't anyone wear pants in the hundred acre wood?

It makes it easier for winnie to pooh

Mickey Mouse's wife and Christopher Robin's friend made a gameshow together where contestants do 60 second challenges.

They called it... Minnie to Winnie.

I decided to go as Winnie the Pooh for Halloween.

Sorry I could just now post about it since I've been in jail for indecent exposure for walking around in a red t-shirt and nothing else.

what cartoon bear smells?

winnie the p u

If Baby Groot was sent to Winnie the Pooh's universe, what would his new name be?

Twiglet.

I saw a bear sitting on a toilet today.

Must have been Winnie the Poo.

What is Xi Jinpings pet name for the Russian president?

Winnie the Putin

Want to know another creepy coincidence?

Jack the Ripper, Vlad the Impaler, and Winnie the Pooh all share the same middle name. Stay safe, my friends!

My long-distance Chinese girlfriend ghosted me.

The last thing I said to her was that I was going to watch Winnie The Pooh with my 4 year old niece...

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name.

How do you know Winnie the Pooh isn't as well liked as he's portrayed

His friends call him Winnie the Poo!

Winnie-the-Pooh is on a Picnic with Christopher Robin, Piglet and Eeyore. Christopher Robin says Pooh, you haven't touched any food yet. What gives?

Pooh: I'm stuffed

The more, the better...

... said Winnie the Pooh and then died from an overdose.

Why didn't Winnie the Pooh wear pants?

So he can pooh bear.

Besides eating honey... what do John the Baptist, Smokey the Bear, and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Their middle name

What was Trump's favorite childhood story?

Winnie the Coup.

People in China are all preparing to celebrate the 100th anniversary - and so should we!

Winnie the Pooh's birthday is August 21, 1921 which is only about a month off :)

What do Mack the knife, Attila the Hun, and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name.

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