The Best 46 Winn Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Winn jokes. There are some winn metal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these winn reynolds puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Winn Jokes and Puns

Why did Winnie the Pooh cross the road?

Becaus- Censored in China

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Why doesn't Winnie-the-Pooh wear shoes?

Because Winnie-the-Pooh has "bear" feet!

Winn joke, Why doesn't Winnie-the-Pooh wear shoes?

I think winning the war on drugs is impossible.

I struggle just to tie my shoelaces on drugs.

What did the winner of the weak muscles competition get?

Atrophy.


Winning the lottery

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.
She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'
The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?'
'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

Winn joke, What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

What's the name of Winnie the Poo's Grandma?

Poo Nanny

Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

And the winner of Pacquiao vs Mayweather is....

The UFC

What's better than winning the lottery?

Winning it the day after your divorce comes through.

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How is winning the Stanley Cup different than winning other championship trophies?

Don't ask me... I'm from Buffalo.

What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy

Why is it that the winner of the Miss Universe contest always comes from earth?

Winning chess is the same as winning women.

All it takes is the right amount of checks.

What's better than winning a silver medal at the Paralympics?

Being able to walk.

Winn joke, What's better than winning a silver medal at the Paralympics?

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name.

(Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

The winner of tonight's election is...

the Voyager space probe which is currently traveling at 62,137 km per hour away from the Earth into interstellar space.

Who's winning

Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game.
"What's the score Gramps?"
"92 to 86."
"Who's winning?" I asked.
"92"


What's better than winning Gold at the Paralympics?

Having both your legs.

Did you see the winner of the Ms Saudi Arabia beauty contest?

Neither did I.

And the winner for the best neck wear is...

Oh look it's a tie

What do Winnie the Pooh and Vlad the Impaler have in common?

Their middle name.

What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?

Not being handicapped

What do you get for winning the "Staying in Bed the Longest" competition?

Atrophy

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

Why did Winnie the Pooh call the police?

Because he saw Christopher Robbin'.

After winning the game, I threw the ball into the crowd just like they do on TV.

Apparently that's unacceptable in bowling.

Winner of the National Championship for Poems - Category: "Timbuktu"

Tim and I off hunting went.
Found three girls in a pop up tent.
They were three and we were two.
So I bucked one and,
Tim bucked two.

What do you get for winning a bodybuilding contest?

A HyperTrophy

What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?

walking.

What does the winner of the Boston Marathon lose?

His breath.

So, after winning the ball game, I decided to throw a ball into the crowd like I've seen pro baseball players on TV do

Apparently that's unacceptable in bowling.

I'm a winner

That's why I haven't lost my virginity.

Winnie-the-Pooh is on a Picnic with Christopher Robin, Piglet and Eeyore. Christopher Robin says Pooh, you haven't touched any food yet. What gives?

Pooh: I'm stuffed

After winning the game, I decided to throw the ball to the spectators...

Apparently that's frowned upon in bowling.

The more, the better...

... said Winnie the Pooh and then died from an overdose.

Why didn't Winnie the Pooh wear pants?

So he can pooh bear.

So, after winning the game, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd like they do on TV.

Apparently, it's unacceptable in bowling.

I don't believe in winning races

Because all races are equal

After winning the game I decided to throw my ball into the crowd

Apparently that's frowned upon in bowling

What did the winner of the muscle loss contest receive as a prize?

Atrophy

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Their middle name

What do you get for winning a muscle loss competition?

Atrophy.

Be a winner. Never, ever take drugs.

Sell them.

Why does EA keep winning Worst Corporation In America?

Because Ubisoft is French.

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