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Funniest Winked Short Jokes

Short winked jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The winked humour may include short winking jokes also.

  1. Jesus walks into a bar with his disciples... "Thirteen glasses of water, please!", Jesus said to the barman, winking at the others...
  2. About 4,000 years ago: God: I shall create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die!
    Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note*
    God: Correction, I shall create a great flood!
  3. I didn't sleep a wink last night because my neighbor was screaming her head off. I think she doesn't like my basement.
  4. When is the only time you're smiling and winking at your mother in law? When you're looking at her through a rifle scope.
  5. So, Jesus and the Apostles walk into a Bar... Jesus motions to the bartender, says "13 waters, please," and winks at the apostles.
  6. This girl winked at me and said she wanted to go somewhere quiet. So I took her to the library.
  7. Jesus Christ walks into bar Orders 12 glasses of water, looks at his disiples and gives them a wink.
  8. me trying to impress my crush me:
    I heard you like bad guys only
    .
    .
    .
    well, I am bad....at everything.
    *winks with both eyes*
  9. "Hey man, the hot girl from class winked at me today!" "Really, bro?"
    "Yeah, with both eyes too!"
  10. Jesus walks into a bar with his deciples He walks up to the bartender and orders 13 waters and turns around and winks

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Winked One Liners

Which winked one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with winked? I can suggest the ones about winks and smirked.

  1. A cute girl winked at me She must be extra interested because she winked with both eyes.
  2. Jesus walks into a bar 12 glasses of water please
    *winks at his disciples*
  3. When my wife asked me what I wanted for my birthday, I winked. She bought me eye drops.
  4. Jesus walks into a bar. Jesus: 12 waters please! *winks at disciples.
  5. A girl winked at me.... With her both eyes
  6. Whst should a man call a wink from his wife ? Wife eye connection.
  7. My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is... ...they never wink back.
  8. How do government employees wink when they're at work? They briefly open one eye.
  9. How do you spell blinking with one I? Wink ;)
  10. Jesus walks into a bar "Just 12 waters please", while winking at his disciples.
  11. A hot girl just winked at me with both eyes Later virgins!
  12. What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10? Friend: 9
    Me: 9? I'll give her one.. *wink*
  13. Does Mike Wazowski blink or wink? He bwinks. The kids had it right all along!
  14. What do you call someone who thinks that the moon is winking at him? A lunatic
  15. The Forums wink face war ";)"

Winked joke, The Forums wink face war ";)"

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about winked can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of winked puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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What funny jokes about winked you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean nodded jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make winked prank.

Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have s**...?"

He winked at me and said, "I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the car park."

My wife just gave birth today and after thanking the doctor, I pulled him aside and sheepishly asked, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have s**...?"

He winked at me and said, "I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the car park."

My wife gave birth this morning I said to the doctor How long will it be before we can have s**...?

He winked at me and said Meet me in the car park in twenty minutes......

My wife put her hand on my leg, winked at me, and told me to spice things up we should try some role-reversal in the bedroom tonight. I thought it was a great idea.

So I told her I had a headache, turned off the light, rolled over and went right to sleep.

My wife and I went out for a leisurely drive to see the autumn leaves, when we noticed that one of the tires seemed to be getting low…

She was a bit taken aback when I asked her for some change and asked, "Why in the world did they start charging for AIR?!"
I looked at her and winked, "Inflation."

My wife gave birth today, after she was stable and sleeping I thanked the Doctor, then sheepishly asked 'When we will be able to have s**...?'

He winked at me and said 'I knock off in 10 minutes, meet me in the car park'

This pretty girl walked up to a Neanderthal, winked and said in a s**... voice Hey… is it true what they say about Neanderthal guys?

The Neanderthal screeches a high-pitched YES!! IT IS!!! Then smashes her brains in.

As I went to reach for the largest cucumber....

As I went to reach for the largest cucumber in the supermarket a woman also went to grab it.
"Oh yeah, I bet I know why you want the biggest one," I winked.
"You've got me," she giggled, "do you fancy coming back to mine and watching?"
"No thanks," I replied, "I've got better things to do with my time than stand watching a woman make sandwiches."

A guy standing in a bus looked at a girl, she looked back

Then he smiled... She smiled back
He winked... She winked back
He gave her a sign to leave on the next stop
She got up and exited the bus. He took her seat.

My wife gave birth this morning I said to the doctor How long will it be before we can have s**...?

He winked at me and said "Ill be ready by the time this joke gets reposted"

Just after my wife had given birth I asked the doctor how long until we can have s**...?

He winked at me and said he'll meet me in the parking lot just as soon as this joke gets reposted again.

Ferdinand the Bull was on one side of a fence

Elsie the cow was on the other. She winked at Ferdinand. Ferdinand snorted and jump over the fence.
"I'm Elsie the cow. You must be Ferdinand the Bull."
"Just call me Ferdinand. The fence was higher than I thought."

I was talking to a woman. After a while she told me she had never been on a date before.

She said, "I've never even asked a man out."
I said, "Why not?"
"I fear rejection," she replied.
"Well," I winked. "Why don't you ask me out?"
She plucked up the courage and said, "Do you...want...to go on a date?"
I said, "No, thanks. You're not my type."

When my wife was giving birth to our child, I asked the doctor...

- When can we have s**...?
He winked at me and replied
- My shift ends in 10 minutes, let's meet outside.

I was about to have drunken s**... with a p**....

I fumbled around with the c**... for so long that the she took it out of my hands, somewhat frustrated, and said, "Do you want me to put it on for you?"
"Yes please," I winked.
"OK." she said, "But you're going to have to get me e**... first."

I went to the pharmacy this morning and asked for 50 condoms.

The girl winked at me and said, "Oh, someone has a busy weekend ahead of them!"
"I know," I said. "I'm making a raincoat for my pet snake."

Colin was on a long drive from Portugal to Spain with this cute girl he liked. When Colin made a move and kept his arm on her shoulder. The girl winked and said you can go further.

Colin drove to France.

A strange woman approached me in a shady bar.

She winked, and said "For $50, darling, I'll do stuff for you your wife would never do."
I gave her $50, got her to do the ironing.

I was playing Monopoly with a couple of friends and picked the hat piece, winked, and said...

M'nopoly.

I was in a Thai s**... club.

After flirting with one of the workers, I suggested we go to the bathroom together.
"Ooo, what for, honey?" she winked.
I said, "Clarity."

Fancy s**... Club

I found my self at a s**... club one evening. Apparently it was a nice one because when I pulled out a dollar bill to tip one of the dancers she promptly told me "sorry darling but we only take big bills here." without missing a beat I said "no problem hun, all I have are big bills." i winked at her, reached inside my coat pocket and stuffed my electric bill in her G-string.

My wife found my hard sock in the laundry.

She winked at me and said "Have you been using cornstarch?"
I said "No, it's just my Johnson's baby powder."

Last Night at the Club...

I spotted a fat chick giving it large on the dance floor in the club last night, so I went over.
"Fancy going for a few drinks somewhere a little quieter?" I winked.
"Oh yes, definitely," she giggled.
"Thanks," I replied. "You're making me and the lads a little sick."

The twitch

- Hey, John - while walking past your house, last night, I saw your wife outside, said "Hi", and she winked at me
- No worries, George - she has a twitch in her left eye
- Oh, sh*t! ... too late ...

Winked joke, The twitch

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