The Best 9 Wines Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wines jokes. There are some wines noir jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wines wine and cheese puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wines Jokes and Puns

Women age like fine wines...

The older they get, the harder they are to come by.

Women are like fine wines

You can get them cheaper if you go abroad

I hate going to liquor stores.

Everyone wines about everything.

Wines joke, I hate going to liquor stores.

What does a baby do when it doesn't get its favorite alcoholic drink?

It wines.

The liquor store ripped me off.

They said they had dry wines, but they were just as wet as the other ones!


Why do pedophiles always get wines produced in the same year?

Because they like it under-aged.

What does a 50 year old suburban mom do when irritated?

She wines...

Wines joke, What does a 50 year old suburban mom do when irritated?

How do wines become darker?

Tannin'

Women are like fine wines.

I dont have any in my cellar.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wines christmas wine jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wines wine snob piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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