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4 winery jokes and hilarious winery puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about winery that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What is a good winery joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A worker was stopped by a cop at the gates of a winery

Cop: "Sorry the winery is closed today due to an ongoing investigation. Please go home."
Worker: "What happened?"
Cop: "One of your colleagues fell into a wine tank and ended up drowning."
Worker: "Oh my God. That is terrible."
Cop: "It appears he died doing what he loved doing."
Worker: "How can you say that! Everyone hates working here!"
Cop: "Well, the CCTV footage showed him getting out of the tank five times to take a p**...."

Todd Akin

If Todd Akin owned a winery it would be called "The Legitimate Grape"

Lady Gaga invited me to her winery and gave me several crates of dried grapes as a gift...

She said she was giving me a million raisins.

What is a baby's dream job?

Working at a winery.


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about winery can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of winery puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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