Winehouse Jokes

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Funniest Winehouse Short Jokes

Short winehouse jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The winehouse humour may include short amy winehouse jokes also.

1. President of Columbia has announced that the country is going into severe economic depression... ...since the deaths of amy winehouse and Whitney Houston.
2. If your ever feeling like you can't achieve something, just remember... Today, Amy Winehouse is six years clean.
3. Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Jack Daniels. Jack Daniels comes alive when you add coke.
4. People think that Ed Sheeran cameo in Game of Thrones was bad... But I thought Amy Winehouse getting hit in the face with a rock in last nights episode was just in bad taste.
5. TIL: Amy Winehouse spent the last moment of her life watching her own video clips on Youtube before her death. She must have read the comments.
6. What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A little coke brings Captain Morgan to life.
7. Shame shame What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and captain Morgan? Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
8. What did Gavin from Autoglass and Amy Winehouse have in common? They both had a crack problem.
9. What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch? (OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.
10. I like music by underground artists Like Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain, Michael Jackson, John Lennon, Bob Marley and Prince.

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Winehouse One Liners

Which winehouse one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with winehouse? I can suggest the ones about president and gear.

1. Congratulations to Amy Winehouse For being sober one year.
2. I would like to congratulate Amy Winehouse on almost 4 years of sobriety.
3. Congratulations to Amy Winehouse... ...on six months of sobriety.
4. Amy Winehouse has become a real inspiration for me She's going on 6 years sober now.
5. What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters? They both downed spirits.
6. I'd like to be the first to congratulate Amy Winehouse on her 4 years of sobriety.
7. Congrats Amy Winehouse on being 5 years sober
8. Why can't Amy Winehouse drive a car? Because she's dead
9. My gf told me to stop pretending i'm amy winehouse I said no, no, no
10. Shoutout to Amy Winehouse She's been drug free for 5 years now
11. Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and a moped? A moped can make it to 30.
12. Have you guys heard? Amy Winehouse has been sober for over a year now!
13. Congratulations Amy Winehouse On three years of sobriety!
14. Why did Amy Winehouse cross the Black Tar road? To get to the other side.

Amy Winehouse Jokes

Here is a list of funny amy winehouse jokes and even better amy winehouse puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Today i asked my friend how hungover he was... He replied. "Well on a scale of one to Amy Winehouse its not looking so good."
• What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse? He can't do 'top gear' anymore!
• What's 3 inches long and hasn't been s**... in nearly 3 years? Amy Winehouse's crack pipe.
• Charlie Sheen, Amy Winehouse, and Keith Richards walk into a bar. The bartender, local drug dealer, and in house p**... all get measured for a new suit

Cheerful Fun Winehouse Jokes for Lovely Laughter

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