Windscreen Jokes
14 windscreen jokes and hilarious windscreen puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about windscreen that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Guaranteed to bring a smile: Check out these hilarious jokes about cracked windscreens, clutches, windows, and wipers! Laugh away as you read these tongue-in-cheek takes on windshield mishaps.
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Funniest Windscreen Short Jokes
Short windscreen jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The windscreen humour may include short windshield jokes also.
- It was so cold this morning I had to use my Tesco discount card to scrape the ice off my windscreen Didn't work though, I only got 10% off.
- Somebody actually complimented me on my parking today. They left a note on the windscreen. It said, "Parking fine", so that was nice.
- I couldn't find an ice scraper for the car windscreen this morning, so I improvised using a store loyalty card from my wallet I could only get 10% off.
- Can anyone recommend a better way to clear the ice from my windscreen? I tried using my discount card but could only get 20% off!
- The police recently complimented me on my driving They left a note on my windscreen which stated Parking Fine
- What is everyone using to scrape ice off their windscreen? This morning I used a discount card from my wallet, but it was no good. I only got 20% off.....!!
- People all over the world are freaking out when they find snakes in their car. Here in Australia its pretty common, we just call them windscreen vipers.
- Got given a compliment about my parking today. Someone stuck a note to my windscreen that said "Parking Fine".
That's nice of them. - You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
- I was driving to work this morning when a bug splatted into my windscreen. I thought "It'll never have the guts to do that again!"
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Windscreen One Liners
Which windscreen one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with windscreen? I can suggest the ones about window screen and screen door.
- Why is cycling on the road so dangerous? A single helmet can crack your windscreen.
- I saw a motorcycle with a broken windscreen And I thought "that's not fairing too well."
Comical Windscreen Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about windscreen you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean steering wheel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make windscreen pranks.
What do you do if a bird s**... on your windscreen?
... don't take her out again, that's for sure.
What's the last thing...
that goes through a bugs mind when it hits your windscreen?
It's a**...
There is a conspiracy theory that claims Princess Diana was on the radio after her reported death.
I'd like to confirm this was completely true, she WAS on the radio, and the dashboard, the steering wheel, the back of the seats and the windscreen.
