Windscreen Jokes
14 windscreen jokes and hilarious windscreen puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about windscreen that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Guaranteed to bring a smile: Check out these hilarious jokes about cracked windscreens, clutches, windows, and wipers! Laugh away as you read these tongue-in-cheek takes on windshield mishaps.
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Funniest Windscreen Short Jokes
Short windscreen jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The windscreen humour may include short windshield jokes also.
- It was so cold this morning I had to use my Tesco discount card to scrape the ice off my windscreen Didn't work though, I only got 10% off.
- Somebody actually complimented me on my parking today. They left a note on the windscreen. It said, "Parking fine", so that was nice.
- I couldn't find an ice scraper for the car windscreen this morning, so I improvised using a store loyalty card from my wallet I could only get 10% off.
- The police recently complimented me on my driving They left a note on my windscreen which stated Parking Fine
- People all over the world are freaking out when they find snakes in their car. Here in Australia its pretty common, we just call them windscreen vipers.
- I was driving to work this morning when a bug splatted into my windscreen. I thought "It'll never have the guts to do that again!"
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Windscreen One Liners
Which windscreen one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with windscreen? I can suggest the ones about window screen and screen door.
- Why is cycling on the road so dangerous? A single helmet can crack your windscreen.
- I saw a motorcycle with a broken windscreen And I thought "that's not fairing too well."
Comical Windscreen Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about windscreen you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean steering wheel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make windscreen pranks.
There is a conspiracy theory that claims Princess Diana was on the radio after her reported death.
I'd like to confirm this was completely true, she WAS on the radio, and the dashboard, the steering wheel, the back of the seats and the windscreen.
Two cars crashed close to a bar at noon...
One driver died instantly. The other was thrown out of the windscreen, hit the ground, and broke several bones. He screams and shouts for help.
A man that was drinking at the bar leaves and sees the scene. He goes close to the screaming man and asks:
\- No one has arrived yet?
\- No! AHHHH! AHHH! AHHHH! - the driver shouts in pain
\- Not even the ambulance?
\- No! AHHHH! AHHH! AHHHH! - the driver shouts in agony
\- Not even the insurance company?
\- No! AHHHH! AHHH! AHHHH! - the driver shouts in suffering
\- Then you wouldn't mind if I lay there with you, would you?
I've been having trouble getting frost off my car...
I've been having trouble getting frost off the windscreen of my car. I tried to use a coupon card to scrape it away
But I could only get 20 % off
The man and his new car.
A man is driving his new car home. He is spotted by a police officer who thought that the car was stolen. He pulls the man over. He draws a circle in the ground with a piece of chalk and tells the man to stand in that circle until he was told to come out. The cop smashes the windscreen and turns around to see that the man is laughing. He smashes the headlights and turns around again and the man is laughing. So he completely destroys the car, turns around and the man is still laughing. The cop asks him "Is this your car?" The man says "Yes." The cop then asks "Aren't you sad I destroyed your car?" The man nods. Then finally the cop asks "Then why are you laughing?" The man replies "Because every time you weren't looking I was jumping in and out the circle."
