Winds Jokes

36 winds jokes and hilarious winds puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about winds that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Winds Short Jokes

Short winds jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The winds humour may include short wind blows jokes also.

  1. The inventor of the wind chill factor died this week. He was 86 but felt more like he was 64.
  2. Two wind turbines are talking to each other... One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?"
    The other turbine replies, "Well...I'm a big metal fan."
  3. Two wind turbines... Two wind turbines are in a field when one turns to the other:
    He says: "What's your favourite type of music"
    The second one says: "Actually I'm a huge metal fan"
  4. A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine... The solar panel says, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"
    The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."
  5. Two Wind turbines are in a field. One turns to the other and asks: " what is your type of music ?"
    "i'm a huge metal fan"
  6. What did the Mexican say when a gust of wind blew his homework out the window? Come back essay!
  7. Two wind turbines were talking One asked the other, "What's your favorite kind of music? "
    The other replied, "Well I'm a big Metal Fan"
  8. A man giving a long-winded speech finally says,…. "I'm sorry I talked so long. I left my watch at home."
    A voice from the crowd says, "There's a calendar behind you."
  9. Roger Waters nearly joined Earth, Wind & Fire. Earth & Wind were pleased but Fire was a bit put out.
  10. Whenever the wind gets bad... I think to myself, "It may be windy but at least its not sandy."

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Winds One Liners

Which winds one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with winds? I can suggest the ones about wind gusts and wind blowing.

  1. What kind of music do wind turbines like? They're huge metal fans
  2. What is the colour of the Wind? Blew.
  3. I see, says the blind man peeing into the wind, it's all coming back to me now.
  4. Whats a wind turbines favourite colour? Blew!
  5. What kind of music do wind turbines like? They seem to be big heavy metal fans.
  6. With spring coming, I may buy some wind chimes. I hear it's a pretty sound investment.
  7. What is the color of the wind? Blew.
  8. I went to the Museum of Miniature Wind Turbines last night. Not a big fan.
  9. What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert? Darude Sandstorm.
  10. What's the main cause of emigration in Ethiopia? The wind
  11. What did the wind tunnel say to the aerospace engineer? I'm a big fan!
  12. What music do wind turbines like? They're big metal fans.
  13. What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
  14. I tossed a yield sign into a tornado once. Guess I was throwing caution to the wind.
  15. Hagrid spreading Dumbledore's ashes into the winds. "You're a blizzard Albus."

Mph Winds Jokes

Here is a list of funny mph winds jokes and even better mph winds puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Q: If an electric train is traveling north-by-northeast at 59 MPH, and the wind is blowing west at 18 MPH, which way is the smoke blowing? A: There is no smoke; it's an electric train.
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Happy Winds Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about winds you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean strong wind jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make winds pranks.

Jesus, Moses, and Muhammad are fishing on a boat

As Jesus winds down the fishing lesson, he notes the time. He bids them farewell, and walks across the lake home.
After a while, Moses decided he wasn't very good at fishing, so he parted the lake and went home.
Being the last one left, Muhammed ██████████ █████ ████████████████ ██████████ ███████████████ ███████

and oldie but a goodie

back in ancient china, before the populations number a million, a monk lived near his friend, who was on the other side of the river. he wrote a long poem, full of phrases like "the seven winds could not move me" and was very proud of it. he sent it to his friend via dove.
when his friend sent it back, he had written one word in the corner of the scroll "f**..." fuming, the monk stomped over to his friend's dwelling and demanded an explanation. to this his friend simply said "the seven winds could not move you, and yet a single f**... sends you all the way across the river"

What do Winds of Winter, Elder Scrolls 6, and Starfield all have in common?

Bill Cosby was released before they were.

Winds of 108mph, structural damage, flying debris, massive depression, icy blasts, communication difficulties, untold misery and suffering...

Yes, I forgot our anniversary again.

A carpenter, a tailor, a sailor, a priest and an economist were stranded on a desert island.

"I could chop down the trees and make a raft." Says the carpenter.
"I can stitch a few sheets into a mast."
Says the tailor.
"I can navigate the oceans with the help of the stars."
Says the sailor.
"I will pray for favourable winds and good luck."
Says the the priest.
All they needed now was to chop down a tree to make the raft.
"That's easy," says the economist. "Let's assume an axe."

I'm really worried about my wife and this weather

Ever since it started snowing, she's seemed really depressed. We've had strong, cold winds blowing lately, and freezing rain forming layers of ice over the snow. All she does is stand frozen at the window, staring, and I think she might be depressed.
If this keeps up I might need to let her inside.

In last night's high winds I lost 25%of my roof....


What do you get when you cross horses with strong winds?

A tor*neigh*do

It was a boring day in the tall office building…

o**... says, Hey, Boss, let's all go to roof. I'll show you a neat trick!
So, the boss and a bunch of other office workers file up to the very high roof. The guy says, Boss! Watch how strong the winds are in the city with all these skyscrapers! Then, business suit and all, he jumps from the ledge. Within seconds he comes back up, landing awkwardly on the roof.
The boss says, Let me try! He jumps off and plummets like a rock, splattering on the pavement dozens of floors below.
The group is stunned, but Lois thinks, Why did Clark hate Perry so much?

2 weeks building a greenhouse for my herbs only to see it blown away in freak winds

What a waste of thyme!

An elderly gay gentleman has one too many at a bar on the night before Easter

And throwing trepidation to the winds, he stumbles towards home through Central Park. He gets terribly lost on 110th St. and ends up careering into St. John the Divine just as they're beginning midnight mass. The priest is walking up the aisle and swinging the censor when the man runs up to him and hisses, "sweetie, I love the dress, but your *handbag is on fire.*"

[Spoilers] George R. R. Martin has already released Winds of Winter.

He just decided to call it 2016

What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert?

Darude Sandstorm

My friend told me that storm Diana was on its way from the east, bringing high winds and rain and it could cause a lot of damage.

I told him not to worry as it would probably c**... out in France

On a plane, left or right around a vertical axis (often controlled by a rudder) is known as yaw.

But the only axis I'm on when I whip this little sky pony around the golden winds are YEEEEEEET

What did Kanye say to the Swift winds?

Irma let you finish ( I know it's lame for a Sunday night... but this was a shower thought...sorry)

Why are Jews spread all over the world?

Heavy winds during the Holocaust.

What does a carrot say when it gets picked?

It can only silently scream into the abyss.
It has no mouth, yet it surely must have screamed when it was ripped from its comfortable life to face the cold, uncaring winds of its fate. It was a sheep to the s**....
And aren't we?
As a species, we have no other goal than continuation: eat, drink, sleep, reproduce, die. We are destined to die and to feel the unfeeling embrace of the void, and we have no escape.
Like the lamb, or the carrot, we are destined for the void.

Why was the shipment of eggs late?

They were expecting Easterly winds

Winds joke, Why was the shipment of eggs late?