Windows Xp Jokes

Funniest Windows Xp Short Jokes

Short windows xp jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The windows xp humour may include short windows vista jokes also.

1. What's the difference between windows xp and a megaphone? Windows xp can actually make you go deaf
2. Guy wants to ask out his crush... then realizes that he is so insecure, he makes windows xp proud.
3. If the box says:
   "This software requires Windows XP or better"
   Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
4. What was the last thing anyone ever heard Stephen hawking say? *Windows XP shutdown chime*

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Windows Xp One Liners

Which windows xp one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with windows xp? I can suggest the ones about microsoft windows and vista.

1. How do you go from Windows 9 to windows 10 You have to get enough Windows XP.
2. What did Windows XP said in its end of support? Hasta La Vista
3. I like my women like I like my windows... 7, no XP.
4. (True story) I only use Windows XP because I'm guaranteed not to get another Windows Update.
5. What did Windows say to Mac OS XP
6. Want to know something really bad and dirty about me? I'm running Windows XP.
7. My Laptop is Running Windows XP Black That's probably why it never works.
8. Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10? They revived to much XP 👌
9. what version of Windows does Jesus use? XP

Howlingly Hilarious Windows Xp Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about windows xp you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean windows 10 jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make windows xp pranks.