Window Screen Jokes
18 window screen jokes and hilarious window screen puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about window screen that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Window Screen Short Jokes
Short window screen jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The window screen humour may include short screen door jokes also.
- I don't want to brag about being rich ... But I have a flat screen for each of my windows.
- So I just upgraded to Windows 10, I'm not happy about it. My mouse cursor was on the left side of the screen but my mouse was in the middle of my mouse pad.
- I passed my driving test yesterday and have received two complements on my window screen saying my parking is fine.
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Window Screen One Liners
Which window screen one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with window screen? I can suggest the ones about windscreen and window and door.
- What's the best screen grabber for Windows 10? An Android phone.
- I threw my screen out of a window It reached terminal velocity
- What did the glass screen feel after a baseball crashed through it? Window Pains
- I tried to get a guy over to fix my window screen but we couldn't get our times to mesh.
- He bought a new Dell with windows 10 and greetings came on screen Adele said Hello
Window Screen Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about window screen you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean window panes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make window screen pranks.
I live in constant fear
I live in constant fear that one day while I'm least suspecting it someone might break in to burglarize and kill my mother-in-law, who lives at 375 Woodland Ave in the light blue house, only one dog who is friendly and no alarm set, always leaves the kitchen window unlocked and without screen, sleeps on the second floor south room next to the bathroom which is where she keeps all her jewelry hidden behind the mirror.
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman:
"I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my
computer screen".
The surprised salesman replies:
"But madam, computers do not have curtains...".
And the blonde said:
"Helloooo.... I've got Windows!!!"
An update to Windows 10 reminder was a little icon at first
Then it was an annoying pop-up. Now it's almost a full screen reminder. Soon they will start calling me on the phone and if I say no a couple loan shark guys will come to my apartment and make me update.
Red Neck Computer Dictionary
* LOG ON: Makin' a woodstove hot.
* LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
* MONITOR: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.
* DOWNLOAD: Gittin' the farwood off the truck.
* MEGA HERTZ: When you're not keerfull gittin' the farwood.
* FLOPPY DISC: Whutcha git from trying to tote too much farwood.
* RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
* HARD DRIVE: Gittin' home in the winter time.
* WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside.
* SCREEN: Whut to shut when it's black fly season.
* BYTE: Whut them dang flys do.
* CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.
* MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
* MODEM: Whutcha do to the hay fields.
After Quasimodo's death....
Bishop Thomas of the cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process.
After observing while several applicants demonstrated their skills, he decided to call it a day.
Just then a lone, armless man approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bell ringer's job.
Bishop Thomas was incredulous. 'You have no arms.'
'No matter,' said the man, 'observe!' He then began striking the bells with his face, producing a beautiful melody on the carillon. The bishop listened in astonishment, convinced that he had finally found a suitable replacement for Quasimodo. Suddenly, while rushing forward to strike a bell, the armless man tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window to his death in the street below.
The stunned bishop immediately rushed down the stairways. When he reached the street, a crowd had gathered around the fallen figure, drawn by the beautiful music they had heard only moments before. As they silently parted to let the bishop through, one of them asked, 'Bishop, who was this man?'
'I don't know his name,' the bishop sadly replied, 'but his face rings a bell.'