Window Panes Jokes

63 window panes jokes and hilarious window panes puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about window panes that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Window Panes Short Jokes

Short window panes jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The window panes humour may include short window fitting jokes also.

  1. How do you make your wife scream after s**...? Wipe your d**... on the curtain.
  2. An infallible way of curing a headache... Put your head through a window and the pane will disappear.
  3. If a man crashes through a window and severely injures himself... ...Would you say that he's in *pane*?
  4. Why doesn't Jesus like having the image of his crucifixion on church windows? He's in too much *pane*.
  5. The other day, I got thrown through a window with no glass. It was pane-less.
  6. Why did everyone hate the window? He was a pane in the glass!
  7. What did the emo window say? Life is pane.
  8. Did you hear about the guy that ran into a window? He was in a lot of pane.
  9. What do you call a window that can rap? Two Panes
  10. Windows feel pane too. Window lives matter!

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Window Panes One Liners

Which window panes one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with window panes? I can suggest the ones about window blind and window and door.

  1. What do you get when you throw a window through a window? A pane in the glass.
  2. What did the window washer say to the window? I feel your pane
  3. Why did the window glass cry? Because it was in pane.
  4. I accidentally hit my head on a window today... It was paneful.
  5. Go touch the window and see if it hurts Feel the pane?
  6. Why did the broken window not go to the doctor? He had no more pane
  7. Why does a window hurt more than a table? The window is double pane
  8. I submitted a glass pane in for a competition. I'm hoping I can window.
  9. It took over a month to install our floor-to-ceiling windows. It was a big pane.
  10. What do windows feel when they get hurt? Pane!
  11. The other day i stepped on a lego window I guess you could say i was in a lot of, pane
  12. What happened to the boy who ran into a window He was in serious PANE
  13. I just fell through a glass window It was a real pane
  14. Just got the new Windows... ... such a pane
  15. What kinds of windows does 2 chains own? TWO PANES.

Cheeky Window Panes Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about window panes you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean window screen jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make window panes pranks.

Fixing broken windows is a pane in the glass.

I hate large windows

They're a huge pane to clean.

What did the window say when it was cracked?

Well this is a pane in my glass.

I was scraping a window at my Grandma's house....

I then thought up a joke for my mom to hear it was "This window scraping stuff is a pane in the glass!"
She laughed :)

What kind of glass do they put up in restaurant windows to make people want to eat more?

Hunger panes.

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

Why did the house go to the doctor?

It had window panes.

Q: How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

Why do magicians never perform tricks behind windows?

Because they are a pane to do tricks behind.

I hit my head really hard on a glass window yesterday

It hurt me pretty bad, Maybe that's why they call it window pane

I just had a window fall into my incinerator

It was a pane in the ash to retrieve

I just can't look through windows.

It panes me.

What did the window say when it was broken?

"Oh what pane!!"

How would you describe Hank Hill if he was actually a window salesman?


The window broke on my head...

...I felt the pane

A man has his hand stuck in a window...

He says "The pane is real!"

Why are windows the saddest part of a house?

Because they are always surrounded by pane

What did one window maker say to the other who was having a tough day?

No pane no gain!

What did the window say when it got hit by a baseball?

I'm in pane!

Did you hear about the man who installed a window in his b**...?

It was a pane in the a**....

My s**..., hungry donkey decided to eat a window

It was a huge pane in the a**...

I'm p**.... The window on my house FELL OFF onto my front lawn!

It's a pane in the grass.