Windmill Jokes
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Funniest Windmill Short Jokes
Short windmill jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The windmill humour may include short wind turbines jokes also.
- Two electric windmills are standing in a field. One turns to the other and asks "What kind of music do you like?" The second one replies "I'm a huge metal fan".
- Two windmills are in a field. One turns to the other and asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
"I'm a big metal fan" the other one replies. - 2 windmills next to each other in a field, one goes "what kind of music do you like?" ... The other goes "I'm a big metal fan"
- Two windmills walk into a bar... They had a good moment.
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Hopefully there's some engineering joke lovers out there :) - I am friends with a farmer and his windmill. One likes country music while the other is a big metal fan.
- I went to a wind farm and asked a windmill what it's favorite style of music is It said "I'm a big metal fan"
- A windmill was spotted at The Dark Tower premier this weekend. People said it was a huge Stephen King fan.
- What did the sentient wind turbine say when he met his hero, the windmill? "I'm a big fan"
- Two windmills are in a field... ...And one says to the other, "Hey, do you like football?"
The other one replies, "Yeah, I'm a big fan". - I walked up to a windmill and said, "What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?"
"...I'm not a big fan."
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Windmill One Liners
Which windmill one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with windmill? I can suggest the ones about turbines and wind blows.
- What are windmills' favorite genre of music? They're big metal fans
- I really like windmills big fan
- How do windmills feel about renewable energy? They're pretty big fans
- So a guy asked me what I think about windmills... I answered, "big fan"
- A windmill asked me for an autograph... I said "You must be a big fan"
- I just bought a windmill farm I'm starting a fan club
- What do you call a windmill that's been swallowed by a tornado? A wind meal
- Thoughts on windmills Not really a fan
- What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga? I'm a really big fan.
- Using windmills as a source for renewable energy? I'm a big fan
- Be careful around windmills They are cereal killers
- You could call me a windmill Because I'm a huge fan of renewable energy
- Me: Hey windmill, what's your favorite type of music? Windmill: I'm a big metal fan
- Windmills are better that solar panels. No fans follow the solar panels .
- Do wind power farms smell bad? After all, those windmill blades are breaking wind.
Comical Windmill Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about windmill you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spinning wheel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make windmill pranks.
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I woke up this morning at 9:30, made coffee, stepped out for the day's first cigarette, and was greeted by a gorgeous spring day. The sun was shining the birds were singing...
Then I ripped a**... like a bologna windmill slapping a tile floor.
Two windmills were hanging out in a farm…
Two windmills were hanging out in a farm...
Windmill 1: What kind of music do you like?
Windmill 2: Oh, I'm a big metal fan!
What are the gorillaz favorite source of renewable energy?
Windmill, windmill for the land.
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My girlfriend said she wanted a windmill.
So I f**... in her mouth.
The Windmill, the Coal Plant, and Geothermal Station Formed a Band
The Windmill, the Coal Plant, and Geothermal Station Formed the Band "Earth, Wind, and Fire". Their songs start off slow but eventually build in Energy. They would have been Electric too if it wasn't for their Dam manager always holding them back. He was Resistant to change and couldn't see the Potential in the Current market. That's when a few atoms decided Fuse together and go Nuclear. Earth Wind and Fire couldn't compete with Watt the other band brought so they Discharged their manager and started their own Solar careers
Crazy samurais are like a windmill
They hate soil
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Keeping promises to the grave.
Husband and wife are talking.
H: "Tell me the truth, honey: did you ever cheat me?"
W: "Oh, sweetheart, don't say such things"
H: "I mean it, Jennifer. If you would ever cheat on me, I would turn in my grave"
W: "I swear I never did and never will, my love. I would never have s**... with another man but you"
Some time later the man dies and after a month the wife dies too. She finds herself in front of the gates of heaven. Approaches to Saint Peter.
"I'm sorry your holiness, I'm looking for a man who died one month ago..."
"Kind lady, every day thousands of men arrive here. Could you be more specific?"
"His name is Jason. He... used to say he would turn in his grave if I cheated on him."
Saint Peter's eyes lights up and bursts laughing. Calls a nearby angel.
"Gabriel, go tell "The Windmill" that his wife arrived."
