Windex Jokes

Sometimes I get the urge to run around n**..... But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking.

I have a tendency to run around n**......

So every morning I spray myself with Windex, to prevent me from streaking.

I don't understand why Windex didn't get rid of my computer virus.

I was told it's great at disinfecting Windows!

So I started drinking a bottle of windex every morning....

I'm not sure that it helps prevent covid-19 but my underwear has definitely been cleaner, No more streaks!

A n**... man...

... was running outside and causing some pandemonium.
The police tried everything to get this man to stop: pepper spray, tazers, rubber bullets...nothing seemed to work.
With a big grin, one officer turned to the Chief and said, "I've got an idea...we spray him with Windex!"
The Chief, confused asked how that would help...
The new guy says, "Windex prevents streaking..."

Whenever I get the urge to run around n**..., I stop and drink a bit of Windex

It prevents streaking.

How to mess with people

To REALLY mess with people, try drinking Gatorade from a Windex bottle.

My dad looked at me and said, "If you ever decide to run around n**... on a drunken night, always bring Windex with you." I asked him what he meant by that...

He said, "Well, it prevents streaking."

Why should you spray yourself with Windex when you're n**...?

It prevents streaking.

They should spray Windex on spectators at sporting events

Doesn't stop them being rowdy but it will stop them streaking