Wind Turbines Jokes
63 wind turbines jokes and hilarious wind turbines puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wind turbines that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Wind Turbines Short Jokes
Short wind turbines jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wind turbines humour may include short windmill jokes also.
- Two wind turbines are talking to each other... One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?"
The other turbine replies, "Well...I'm a big metal fan." - Two wind turbines... Two wind turbines are in a field when one turns to the other:
He says: "What's your favourite type of music"
The second one says: "Actually I'm a huge metal fan" - A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine... The solar panel says, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"
The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan." - Two Wind turbines are in a field. One turns to the other and asks: " what is your type of music ?"
"i'm a huge metal fan" - Two wind turbines were talking One asked the other, "What's your favorite kind of music? "
The other replied, "Well I'm a big Metal Fan" - A wind turbine and an A/C unit walk into a bar The wind turbine asks: "Hey man! How's your job going?"
A/C unit: "ehh, it's cool but I'm not a huge fan." - What's a wind turbine's favourite kind of music? Well I don't know much but I'd say they're a big metal fan
- Two wind turbines are standing in a wind farm. One of them turns to ask the other, "What kind of music are you into?" The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan."
- Two wind turbines in a field and one says to the other, "Do you like music?" He replies, "I'm a big metal fan."
- Two giant wind turbines are standing in a field One turns to the other and asks what of music do you like?
The second one says, well, I'm a huge metal fan
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Wind Turbines One Liners
Which wind turbines one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wind turbines? I can suggest the ones about turbines and wind blows.
- What kind of music do wind turbines like? They're huge metal fans
- Whats a wind turbines favourite colour? Blew!
- What kind of music do wind turbines like? They seem to be big heavy metal fans.
- I went to the Museum of Miniature Wind Turbines last night. Not a big fan.
- What music do wind turbines like? They're big metal fans.
- When im alone i like to pretend im a wind turbine. My wife hates it... But im a big fan.
- What music do wind turbines listen to..... They're huge metal fans.
Ba-dum chi - I went to a miniature wind turbine exhibition on the weekend. Not…a big fan.
- No wonder wind turbines are so popular these days... They have a huge fan base.
- A wind turbine's friend asks him what music he likes Wind turbine: "I'm a big metal fan."
- I was invited to be a wind turbine but I turned it down because I'm not a big fan.
- Why do wind turbines like Metallica? Because they're huge metal fans!
- Wind turbines... I'm a big fan.
- One wind turbine says to another "what music do you like?" "well I'm a big metal fan"
- What are wind turbines favourite music? They're big metal fans.
Silly Wind Turbines Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about wind turbines you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wind jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wind turbines pranks.
Two scientists are trying to find the best source of energy.
They realise that no one has tried asking the energy sources what *they* think.
So they go to a coal-fired power station, and they ask the coal, "What do you think of coal power?"
The coal says, "Well, I don't really like it, because they set me on fire, and it hurts." The scientists write this down.
Then they go to an oil-fired power station. They ask the oil, "What do you think of oil power?"
The oil says, "Well, I don't really like it, because they set me on fire, and it hurts." The scientists nod and write it down.
Then they go to a wind farm. They ask a wind turbine, "What do you think of wind power?"
The wind turbine just stands there and says, "I'm a huge fan."
A wind turbine asks his friend what his favourite genre of music is
To which he responds: "I'm a big metal fan."
Two wind turbines are having a paddle
1: What's your thoughts on renewable energy?
2: I'm a big fan.
The council have started asking people what they think of their plans to build a wind turbine off the local coastline.
I'm not a big fan.
What did the unimpressed wind turbine say?
I'm not a fan.
Two wind turbines are having a conversation
*What kind of music do you like?*
I'm a big metal fan.
Donald, we want to install turbines beside your golf courses to harness the incredible power of the wind! What do you think of these concept sketches?
"Not a huge fan."
What did the sentient wind turbine say when he met his hero, the windmill?
"I'm a big fan"
So, two wind turbines were standing next to each other
One asked the other, " what's your favourite type of music ? "
The first one replied, " well, I'm just a big metal fan "
What do you call it when Muslim men are outside and their clothes blow around?
Wind turbines.
So I heard wind turbines enjoy listening to rock music..
Apparently they're big heavy metal fans.
What is a wind turbines favorite musical group?
Air Supply
Two wind turbines are stood in a field.
One wind turbine turns to the other. "Have you been watching the football recently?" asks the turbine.
"No," says the other. "I'm not really a big fan."
Conversation with a wind turbine.
Wind turbine: *exists*
Man : "I'll hold up a big kite and you blow air at me until I lift off."
Wind Turbine: " ... "
Man : "What do you think of that idea?"
Wind turbine : "I'm not a huge fan"
I'm not a big fan
- A Wind Turbine
Two wind turbines are on a roof. One asks the other, what kind of music do you like? The other one replies...
I'm a huge metal fan.
What did the wind turbine say to the deep hole which held water?
"Well, I just want to say I'm a huge fan."
One wind turbine asks another, "What type of music do you like?"
The second turbine replies "I'm a huge metal fan!"
A solar panel, a wind turbine and a hydro dam are all getting to know each other.
'What kind of music are you into?' asks the dam.
'I'm into trance', replies the solar panel.
'Ooh, too intense for me', dam says, 'I much prefer classical melodies, maybe a little 60s soul at the weekends.'
'What about you Mr Turbine? What are you into?'
'Me?' He replies, 'I'm a huge metal fan.'
What did the wind turbine say when asked what they thought about sustainable energy?
I'M A HUGE FAN!
I recently paid a visit to the "World's Largest Wind Turbine" exhibit.
Honestly, not a big fan.
Two wind turbines are talking about their taste in music.
- So what kind of music do you like?
- Oh. I'm a huge Metal fan!
A solar panel and a wind turbine are taking about music
Wind turbine: So what are you into?
Solar panel: Whatevers hot, but usually I prefer light stuff, how about you?
Wind turbine: I'm a huge metal fan