The Best 35 Wind Turbine Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wind Turbine jokes. There are some wind turbine jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wind turbine puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wind Turbine Jokes and Puns

What kind of music do wind turbines like?

They're huge metal fans

Two wind turbines are talking to each other...

One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?"

The other turbine replies, "Well...I'm a big metal fan."

Two wind turbines...

Two wind turbines are in a field when one turns to the other:

He says: "What's your favourite type of music"
The second one says: "Actually I'm a huge metal fan"

A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine...

The solar panel says, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"
The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."

Two Wind turbines are in a field.

One turns to the other and asks: " what is your type of music ?"

"i'm a huge metal fan"


A solar panel, a wind turbine and a hydro dam are all getting to know each other.

'What kind of music are you into?' asks the dam.
'I'm into trance', replies the solar panel.
'Ooh, too intense for me', dam says, 'I much prefer classical melodies, maybe a little 60s soul at the weekends.'
'What about you Mr Turbine? What are you into?'
'Me?' He replies, 'I'm a huge metal fan.'

Two wind turbines were talking

One asked the other, "What's your favorite kind of music? "

The other replied, "Well I'm a big Metal Fan"

What kind of music do wind turbines like?

They seem to be big heavy metal fans.

Two scientists are trying to find the best source of energy.

They realise that no one has tried asking the energy sources what *they* think.

So they go to a coal-fired power station, and they ask the coal, "What do you think of coal power?"
The coal says, "Well, I don't really like it, because they set me on fire, and it hurts." The scientists write this down.

Then they go to an oil-fired power station. They ask the oil, "What do you think of oil power?"
The oil says, "Well, I don't really like it, because they set me on fire, and it hurts." The scientists nod and write it down.

Then they go to a wind farm. They ask a wind turbine, "What do you think of wind power?"
The wind turbine just stands there and says, "I'm a huge fan."

A wind turbine and an A/C unit walk into a bar

The wind turbine asks: "Hey man! How's your job going?"

A/C unit: "ehh, it's cool but I'm not a huge fan."

What's a wind turbine's favourite kind of music?

Well I don't know much but I'd say they're a big metal fan

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Two wind turbines are standing in a wind farm. One of them turns to ask the other, "What kind of music are you into?"

The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan."

Two wind turbines in a field and one says to the other, "Do you like music?"

He replies, "I'm a big metal fan."

When im alone i like to pretend im a wind turbine. My wife hates it...

But im a big fan.

Two giant wind turbines are standing in a field

One turns to the other and asks what of music do you like?
The second one says, well, I'm a huge metal fan

What music do wind turbines listen to.....

They're huge metal fans.

Ba-dum chi

No wonder wind turbines are so popular these days...

They have a huge fan base.

Donald, we want to install turbines beside your golf courses to harness the incredible power of the wind! What do you think of these concept sketches?

"Not a huge fan."

A wind turbine's friend asks him what music he likes

Wind turbine: "I'm a big metal fan."


One wind turbine asks another, "What type of music do you like?"

The second turbine replies "I'm a huge metal fan!"

A solar panel and a wind turbine are taking about music

Wind turbine: So what are you into?

Solar panel: Whatevers hot, but usually I prefer light stuff, how about you?

Wind turbine: I'm a huge metal fan

Two wind turbines are on a roof. One asks the other, what kind of music do you like? The other one replies...

I'm a huge metal fan.

So I heard wind turbines enjoy listening to rock music..

Apparently they're big heavy metal fans.

What did the wind turbine say to the deep hole which held water?

"Well, I just want to say I'm a huge fan."

I was invited to be a wind turbine

but I turned it down because I'm not a big fan.

So, two wind turbines were standing next to each other

One asked the other, " what's your favourite type of music ? "
The first one replied, " well, I'm just a big metal fan "

Two wind turbines are talking about their taste in music.

- So what kind of music do you like?
- Oh. I'm a huge Metal fan!

Wind turbines...

I'm a big fan.

One wind turbine says to another "what music do you like?"

"well I'm a big metal fan"

What did the sentient wind turbine say when he met his hero, the windmill?

"I'm a big fan"

Two wind turbines are having a conversation

*What kind of music do you like?*

I'm a big metal fan.

What are wind turbines favourite music?

They're big metal fans.

What did the unimpressed wind turbine say?

I'm not a fan.

Conversation with a wind turbine.

Wind turbine: *exists*

Man : "I'll hold up a big kite and you blow air at me until I lift off."

Wind Turbine: " ... "

Man : "What do you think of that idea?"

Wind turbine : "I'm not a huge fan"

Two wind turbines are having a paddle

1: What's your thoughts on renewable energy?
2: I'm a big fan.

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We suggest to use only working wind turbine piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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