The Best 7 Wind Farm Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wind Farm jokes. There are some wind farm jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wind farm puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wind Farm Jokes and Puns

Two scientists are trying to find the best source of energy.

They realise that no one has tried asking the energy sources what *they* think.

So they go to a coal-fired power station, and they ask the coal, "What do you think of coal power?"
The coal says, "Well, I don't really like it, because they set me on fire, and it hurts." The scientists write this down.

Then they go to an oil-fired power station. They ask the oil, "What do you think of oil power?"
The oil says, "Well, I don't really like it, because they set me on fire, and it hurts." The scientists nod and write it down.

Then they go to a wind farm. They ask a wind turbine, "What do you think of wind power?"
The wind turbine just stands there and says, "I'm a huge fan."

Two windmills are standing in a wind farm.

**One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?"**

**The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."**

Two wind turbines are standing in a wind farm. One of them turns to ask the other, "What kind of music are you into?"

The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan."

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.

One asks the other, What's your favorite type of music?

* I'm a big metal fan. *

I recently quit my job at a wind farm...

It turns out i'm not a big fan


A husband and wife have just moved out of the city...

...to a dairy farm at the top of a hill. One day, while on their morning walk, the husband spots their beautiful neighbor tending her garden. A gust of wind blows the neighbors dress up, exposing her rear. The husband, in complete awe and excitement, takes a deep breath and accidentally mutters to himself "sweet derierre...".

His wife looks at him, takes a deep breath, and says "much better than that awful city air."

Wind Farms.....

I'm a big fan!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wind farm jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wind farm piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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