Wimbledon Jokes
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What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?
Tennish.
I entered a contest where I had to submit eleven jokes about Wimbledon.
But I think tennis enough.
Why is there such a high risk of fire at events like Wimbledon and the US Open?
There are just so many matches.
A baseball walks into Wimbledon.
The announcer yells "Hey, we don't serve your kind"
Where does a half-man, half- horse play tennis at Wimbledon?
Centaur Court
A shuttlecock walks up to the bar during a break at the Wimbledon final...
Bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here."
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two sean connery jokes for the price of none........
**q:** what time does sean connery arrive at wimbledon? **a:** tennish --- **q:** when sean connery sprays febreze in his bathroom, what does it smell like? **a:** shitrus.
When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon?
About tennish.
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I heard the mob are trying to promote i**... betting schemes around this year's Wimbledon...
It's a tennis racket!
What's a gay guy's favourite part of Wimbledon?
The men's semi's
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