The Best 23 Wilson Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wilson jokes. There are some wilson mlb jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wilson russell wilson puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wilson Jokes and Puns

Poor Ajmal.

After playtime, Ms Wilson asks some of her kindergarten kids what they did during playtime.
"What did you do at playtime Tom?"
"I played in the sandpit" said Tom.
"Very good, if you can spell sand, I'll give you a cookie!"
Tom spelled sand and was given a cookie by Ms Wilson.
"What did you do at playtime Sally?"
"I played in the sandpit with Tom" said Sally.
"That's nice, if you can spell pit, I'll give you a cookie!"
Sally spelled pit and was given a cookie by Ms Wilson.
"What did you do at playtime Ajmal?"
"I tried to play in the sandpit, but Sally and Tom threw rocks at me!" said Ajmal.
"That sounds like blatant racial discrimination, If you can spell blatant racial discrimination I'll give you a cookie!".

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

Wilson joke, What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Sex Education

Two boys get their report cards and notice that they both got Fs from their sex education teacher.

"I can't believe we failed sex ed," says the first boy. "My dad's gonna kill me."

"I know," says the other. "I'm so mad I could kick Mrs. Wilson in the nuts!"

"Hey Russell, You Want to Win Another Super Bowl?"

Wilson: "Nah, I'll pass."

Just saw this on Facebook.

Hey Russell Wilson, want another Super Bowl title?

"Nah. I'll pass."

Wilson joke, Hey Russell Wilson, want another Super Bowl title?

It's ironic that Russell Wilson and Ciara are dating win the Super Bowl, all his team needed was 1 or 2 steps

So Russell Wilson is dating Ciara but they're not having sex...

That's like getting the ball to the one yard line and not scoring a touchdown

I used to live above the Wilson factory, but had to move because they were always making a racket.

Why American Names Are Like โ€“ Jackson, Wilson, Markson.....

Robinson, Kenson, Anderson, Davidson, Jemson, Johnson

Because This Is The Easy Way For Mom To Remember Who Is Whose Son.

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Rainn Wilson to star in the next Harry Potter spin off!

Fantastic Beets And Where To Find Them

I once gave a girl an Australian Kiss.

It's like a French kiss but down under.

credit to Rebel Wilson who I heard it from first.

Owen Wilson has announced that he will star in a new film in which he portrays a NASA scientist who discovers a mysterious radio signal from deep space.

It's entitled "The Waaoow Signal"

Owen Wilson is an ok actor...

I personally like his brother more, even though he doesn't have that "wow" factor.

TIL that when you say "wow" like Owen Wilson you only use one nostril.


Wilson joke, TIL that when you say "wow" like Owen Wilson you only use one nostril.

Owen Wilson Walks Into A Bar

.... And says (Owen Wilson Voice) "Oww."


More impressions of Owen Wilson!



There's great scene in a movie where Owen Wilson is standing on his head.

And he says ยกMOM

Scott Wilson (Hershel) from walking dead has passed away.

Poor guy, but he has had one foot in the grave for a while now.

Electronic Arts CEO Andrew Wilson has a one night stand.

The woman he was with contacts him soon after to let him know she was pregnant, and wants him to own up to his mistake.

Andrew then replies, "It's not a mistake, it's surprise mechanics."

What did Owen Wilson say when he got to Australia?


All you can drink for a dime (an old Flip Wilson joke)

A kid sets up a lemonade stand in front of his house, with a sign that says, All you can drink for a dime.

Before too long, a man happens by, sees the sign, and thinks it's a good deal. He gives the kid a dime and the kid hands him a cup.

The man tosses it back and says, Hey, that was pretty good. I'll have another.

The kid says, That'll be another dime.

Now wait a minute, says the man, your sign says 'all I can drink for a dime.'

But you just had a cup, didn't you? asked the kid.


Well, that's all you can drink for a dime.

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