Wilson Jokes
39 wilson jokes and hilarious wilson puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wilson that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Wilson Short Jokes
Short wilson jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wilson humour may include short smith jokes also.
- Most people don't realize that the actor from the volleyball scene in Top Gun: Maverick... ...is the same actor who played Wilson in the 2000 movie "Castaway".
- What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown? Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet
- Pearl Necklace Norway joke Rebel Wilson: Fun fact, a pearl necklace means something different in Norway.
- What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson? Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.
- Owen Wilson is an ok actor... I personally like his brother more, even though he doesn't have that "wow" factor.
- I once gave a girl an Australian Kiss. It's like a French kiss but down under.
credit to Rebel Wilson who I heard it from first. - Rainn Wilson to star in the next Harry Potter spin off! Fantastic Beets And Where To Find Them
- I used to live above the Wilson factory, but had to move because they were always making a racket.
- Why American Names Are Like – Jackson, Wilson, Markson..... Robinson, Kenson, Anderson, Davidson, Jemson, Johnson
Because This Is The Easy Way For Mom To Remember Who Is Whose Son. - It's ironic that Russell Wilson and Ciara are dating ...to win the Super Bowl, all his team needed was 1 or 2 steps
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Wilson One Liners
Which wilson one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wilson? I can suggest the ones about walker and rebel.
- What did Owen Wilson and his wife exchange at their wedding? Wows
I'll show myself out - What did Owen Wilson say when he got to Australia? "MOM"
- What's Owen Wilson's favorite video game? WoW
- What's Owen Wilson's favorite MMORPG? WOW
- What's Owen Wilson's initial? (In Owen Wilson's voice) OW.
- Why is Owen Wilson's nose all messed up? He KaCHOO'ed too hard!
- Hey Russell Wilson, want another Super Bowl title? "Nah. I'll pass."
- Whats Owen Wilsons favorite game? wow
- WHAT DO WE WANT?! More impressions of Owen Wilson!
WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?!
WOW! - Owen Wilson Walks Into A Bar .... And says (Owen Wilson Voice) "Oww."
- TIL that when you say "wow" like Owen Wilson you only use one nostril. Wow
- What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters? Truth or Darren Wilson.
- What does Owen Wilson's cat say? Meeaaow!
- What was officer Wilson's worst crime? Littering
- What does Owen Wilson bring to every role he portrays? The Wow factor
Russell Wilson Jokes
Here is a list of funny russell wilson jokes and even better russell wilson puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- "Hey Russell, You Want to Win Another Super Bowl?" Wilson: "Nah, I'll pass."
Just saw this on Facebook. - Someone asked Russell Wilson if he wanted to win the Super Bowl. He said he would pass.
- Reporter: Russell Wilson, do you want another Superbowl ring? Wilson: Nah I'll pass.
- So Russell Wilson is dating Ciara but they're not having s**...... That's like getting the ball to the one yard line and not scoring a touchdown
Rebel Wilson Jokes
Here is a list of funny rebel wilson jokes and even better rebel wilson puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Someone tried to kill Rebel Wilson... ...they were charged with attempted mass genocide.
Fun-Filled Wilson Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about wilson you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cooper jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wilson pranks.
Poor Ajmal.
After playtime, Ms Wilson asks some of her kindergarten kids what they did during playtime.
"What did you do at playtime Tom?"
"I played in the sandpit" said Tom.
"Very good, if you can spell sand, I'll give you a cookie!"
Tom spelled sand and was given a cookie by Ms Wilson.
"What did you do at playtime Sally?"
"I played in the sandpit with Tom" said Sally.
"That's nice, if you can spell pit, I'll give you a cookie!"
Sally spelled pit and was given a cookie by Ms Wilson.
"What did you do at playtime Ajmal?"
"I tried to play in the sandpit, but Sally and Tom threw rocks at me!" said Ajmal.
"That sounds like blatant racial discrimination, If you can spell blatant racial discrimination I'll give you a cookie!".
s**... Education
Two boys get their report cards and notice that they both got Fs from their s**... education teacher.
"I can't believe we failed s**... ed," says the first boy. "My dad's gonna kill me."
"I know," says the other. "I'm so mad I could kick Mrs. Wilson in the nuts!"
All you can drink for a dime (an old Flip Wilson joke)
A kid sets up a lemonade stand in front of his house, with a sign that says, All you can drink for a dime.
Before too long, a man happens by, sees the sign, and thinks it's a good deal. He gives the kid a dime and the kid hands him a cup.
The man tosses it back and says, Hey, that was pretty good. I'll have another.
The kid says, That'll be another dime.
Now wait a minute, says the man, your sign says 'all I can drink for a dime.'
But you just had a cup, didn't you? asked the kid.
Yeah.
Well, that's all you can drink for a dime.
Electronic Arts CEO Andrew Wilson has a one night stand.
The woman he was with contacts him soon after to let him know she was pregnant, and wants him to own up to his mistake.
Andrew then replies, "It's not a mistake, it's surprise mechanics."
