The Best 15 Willpower Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Willpower jokes. There are some willpower starvation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these willpower days puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Willpower Jokes and Puns

Today I was offered sex by an 18 year old female...

Now I'm not gonna lie this chick was smoking hot. In exchange for the sex I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner for her. Of course I, being the great person that I am, declined because I have high moral standards and my willpower is very strong.....but not as nearly as strong as Ajax, the safe and affordable bathroom cleaner, now available in lemon and vanilla scents

I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today.

I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.ο»Ώ

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I'd just come out of the shop with a roast beef sandwich, large chips, ear of corn, & a jumbo sausage. A poor, homeless man sat there and said 'I haven't eaten for two days.'

I told him, 'I wish I had your will power.'

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I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today…

In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a man with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available in lemon and vanilla scents!

I've decided to stop masturbating as a test of willpower for the next 30 days.

Starting tomorrow.


I like to think of my willpower as being like a bunch of people.

When it's time to go to bed, my people tell me to go to bed and I stay up late. When it's time to get up, my people tell me to get up and I stay in bed.

If I get any better at going against the will of my people, I could qualify for FCC chairman.

How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool?

With shear willpower

Willpower joke, How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool?

A homeless guy walks up to a table at an outdoor cafe where a woman is having lunch

"Pardon me, ma'am, for disturbing you, but I was wondering if you could help me out. I've been having a pretty rough time lately. I understand if you don't want to give cash, but could you at least spare me some of the bread off your table? I haven't eaten in two days."

She says, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

People say I've got no willpower

But I've quit smoking loads of times.

A beggar walked up to me and said, I haven't eaten anything for days. I just looked at him and said,

"God, I wish I had your willpower"

Why isn't there ever anyone named William working at a querry?

It takes more than Will-power to move a boulder

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A beggar walks up to an overweight woman who was eating a burger and says,

"I haven't" eaten anything in four days"

She looks at him in awe and says, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

How do you get more willpower?

Suck up to your rich grandparents.

People often tell me I have no willpower or self-control

Rubbish I say. I've quit smoking loads of times

It's been a big year for my eight-year-old

A little less than a month ago, he made his first confession. Took the cops four and a half hours to break him. He's got some willpower, papas proud.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the willpower determination jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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