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Willpower Jokes

18 willpower jokes and hilarious willpower puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about willpower that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Willpower Short Jokes

Short willpower jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The willpower humour may include short courage jokes also.

  1. A beggar walked up to me and said, I haven't eaten anything for days. I just looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower"
  2. Why isn't there ever anyone named William working at a querry? It takes more than Will-power to move a boulder
  3. A beggar walks up to an overweight woman who was eating a burger and says, "I haven't" eaten anything in four days"
    She looks at him in awe and says, "God, I wish I had your willpower."
  4. People often tell me I have no willpower or self-control Rubbish I say. I've quit smoking loads of times
  5. It's been a big year for my eight-year-old A little less than a month ago, he made his first confession. Took the cops four and a half hours to break him. He's got some willpower, papas proud.
  6. I've decided to stop m**... as a test of willpower for the next 30 days. Starting tomorrow.

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Willpower One Liners

Which willpower one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with willpower? I can suggest the ones about bravery and effort.

  1. How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool? With shear willpower
  2. People say I've got no willpower But I've quit smoking loads of times.
  3. How do you get more willpower? s**... up to your rich grandparents.

Willpower joke, How do you get more willpower?

The Funniest Willpower Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about willpower you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean motivation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make willpower pranks.

Today I was offered s**... by an 18 year old female...

Now I'm not gonna lie this chick was smoking hot. In exchange for the s**... I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner for her. Of course I, being the great person that I am, declined because I have high moral standards and my willpower is very strong.....but not as nearly as strong as Ajax, the safe and affordable bathroom cleaner, now available in lemon and vanilla scents

I was offered s**... with a 21 year old girl today.

I was offered s**... with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.

Willpower

I'd just come out of the shop with a roast beef sandwich, large chips, ear of corn, & a jumbo sausage. A poor, homeless man sat there and said 'I haven't eaten for two days.'
I told him, 'I wish I had your will power.'

I was offered s**... with a 21 year old girl today…

In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a man with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available in lemon and vanilla scents!

I was offered a good hot time today by a hot 21 year old redhead

In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I said no as I have high moral standards and very strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available in scented lemon or vanilla.

I like to think of my willpower as being like a bunch of people.

When it's time to go to bed, my people tell me to go to bed and I stay up late. When it's time to get up, my people tell me to get up and I stay in bed.
If I get any better at going against the will of my people, I could qualify for FCC chairman.

A homeless guy walks up to a table at an outdoor cafe where a woman is having lunch

"Pardon me, ma'am, for disturbing you, but I was wondering if you could help me out. I've been having a pretty rough time lately. I understand if you don't want to give cash, but could you at least spare me some of the bread off your table? I haven't eaten in two days."
She says, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

Willpower joke, People often tell me I have no willpower or self-control