Willpower Jokes
13 willpower jokes and hilarious willpower puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about willpower that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Willpower Short Jokes
Short willpower jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The willpower humour may include short courage jokes also.
- A beggar walked up to me and said, I haven't eaten anything for days. I just looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower"
- Why isn't there ever anyone named William working at a querry? It takes more than Will-power to move a boulder
- A beggar walks up to an overweight woman who was eating a burger and says, "I haven't" eaten anything in four days"
She looks at him in awe and says, "God, I wish I had your willpower." - It's been a big year for my eight-year-old A little less than a month ago, he made his first confession. Took the cops four and a half hours to break him. He's got some willpower, papas proud.
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Willpower One Liners
Which willpower one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with willpower? I can suggest the ones about bravery and effort.
- People say I've got no willpower But I've quit smoking loads of times.
- How do you get more willpower? s**... up to your rich grandparents.
The Funniest Willpower Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about willpower you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean motivation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make willpower pranks.
Willpower
I'd just come out of the shop with a roast beef sandwich, large chips, ear of corn, & a jumbo sausage. A poor, homeless man sat there and said 'I haven't eaten for two days.'
I told him, 'I wish I had your will power.'
I was offered a good hot time today by a hot 21 year old redhead
In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I said no as I have high moral standards and very strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available in scented lemon or vanilla.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
I've decided to stop m**... as a test of willpower for the next 30 days.
Starting tomorrow.
I like to think of my willpower as being like a bunch of people.
When it's time to go to bed, my people tell me to go to bed and I stay up late. When it's time to get up, my people tell me to get up and I stay in bed.
If I get any better at going against the will of my people, I could qualify for FCC chairman.
A homeless guy walks up to a table at an outdoor cafe where a woman is having lunch
"Pardon me, ma'am, for disturbing you, but I was wondering if you could help me out. I've been having a pretty rough time lately. I understand if you don't want to give cash, but could you at least spare me some of the bread off your table? I haven't eaten in two days."
She says, "God, I wish I had your willpower."
