The Best 6 Willow Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Willow jokes. There are some willow memento jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these willow oak puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Willow Jokes and Puns

What is the scientific name of a Weeping Willow?

Mourning Wood

Oh so you like metal? Name three blacksmiths

Will, Jaden and Willow

A friend of mine said he likes metal.

A friend of mine said he likes metal, so I asked him to tell me 3 blacksmiths. He said, "Will, Jaden, and Willow."

What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

Why wasn't the wise old willow tree surprised by any of the magician's tricks?

She was a plant.


A man goes to the doctor...

After looking at the man for 2 minutes the doctor says:

"Mr. Willow, you need to stop masturbating!"
"Why, doctor?"
"Because I can't exmine you otherwise!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the willow streep jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working willow knotty piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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