Willie Nelson Jokes
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Tatoos of Elvis
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a picture of Elvis be tattooed high up on her left thigh.
The tattoo guy complies, but when he's done, the woman looks at the result and says "That doesn't look like Elvis at all!"
The guy says, "I can't do anything to remove it, but I could try again on the other thigh".
The woman agrees, but when all is done, she thinks that the new tattoo looks nothing like Elvis, either and refuses to pay.
The tattoo artist makes a proposal, "Ma'am, I'll ask a customer in the waiting room to come in and have a look at the tattoos. If he can identify Elvis, you pay me. Otherwise, you owe me nothing."
The woman agrees. A customer is called in and the woman, dropping her pants and spreading her legs, says "Do you recognize these famous musicians?"
The guy looks, thinks for a minute, then says "I don't know about the twins, but the one in the middle with the beard and bad breath is definitely w**... Nelson."
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What's the worst thing you can hear while s**... off w**... Nelson?
*"I'm not w**... Nelson".*
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Did you hear the one about the dad who told his son that if he didn't stop m**... he would go blind?
The son said, "Dad! I'm over here!"
(w**... Nelson gets credit for this one, and you absolutely give a man like w**... credit.)
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Did you hear beloved singer songwriter w**... Nelson died today?
He was playing on the road again.
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w**... Nelson's braids sold at auction for $37,000.
The winning bidder can't wait to smoke them.
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What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown w**... Nelson?
"I'm not w**... Nelson."
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Went hunting with w**... Nelson and we each got a turkey.
Now that's what I call killing 2 birds with one s**....
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What gets higher with age?
w**... Nelson
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What's worse than giving w**... Nelson a b**...?
Finding out it's not w**... Nelson
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How is w**... Nelson like Spider-Man?
They both love mary jane
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I guess w**... Nelson died
He was hit by a truck. He was playing on the road again.
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w**... Nelson is doing a concert for Beto O'Rourke
Some fans are burning their m**... in protest.
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Reports: w**... Nelson dead at the age of 85.
Officials say he was playing on the road again.
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An elvis presley fan decides to get his likeness tattooed on each of her thighs.
However, she was not entirely pleased with the end result. One night, during a particularly successful tinder date, she decided to get a second opinion. Flipping on the lights and lifting her frock she asked her date "Does this look like Elvis to you?" After a moment of careful study, her date replied "I don't know about Elvis, but the one in the middle looks like w**... Nelson."
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w**... Nelson has been hospitalized after being struck by a car today.
He was playing on the road again.
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Willie Nelson One Liners
Which willie nelson one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with willie nelson? I can suggest the ones about nelson mandela and elvis presley.
- I guess w**... Nelson died He was hit by a truck. He was playing on the road again.
- What gets higher with age? w**... Nelson
- What's worse than giving w**... Nelson a b**...? Finding out it's not w**... Nelson
- How is w**... Nelson like Spider-Man? They both love Mary Jane
