The Best 17 William Shakespeare Jokes

Following is our collection of funny William Shakespeare jokes. There are some william shakespeare jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these william shakespeare puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest William Shakespeare Jokes and Puns

William Shakespeare chewed on his pencil so much...

...that eventually he couldn't tell if it was 2B or not 2B.

I walked into the book store and asked the guy, Do you have any books by Shakespeare?

Bookseller: Of course. Which one?

Me: William.

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

"2p or not 2p, that is the question."

William Shakespeare died before completing the final act of his last play.

It was a real tragedy.

William Shakespeare once said "Better Three Hours Too Soon Than a Minute Too Late"

My wife disagrees.

It's really put a strain on our sex life.

Apparently, they once sat William Shakespeare in front of an infinite number of typewriters.

After a week, he had written "ooh aahh ooh ooh"

It has been said that a million monkeys hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type complete works of William Shakespeare.....

With the advent of internet, now we know that is not true!

What's the past tense of William Shakespeare?

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

Did you know that William Shakespeare died on the same day he was born?

He must have been a fast writer!

William Shakespeare walks into a gay bar.

*Exit pursued by a bear.*

At the bookstore, I asked Do you have a book by Shakespeare? Of course, Sir. Which one?

Me: William

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On the anniversary of William Shakespeare's death . . .

I leave to you my second best joke.

A homeless man approaches a rich thespian and asks him for money

The thespian says '"Neither a borrower nor a lender be." William Shakespeare"'

The homeless man says "'Cunt!' James Joyce'"

I walked into a bookshop and said to the girl behind the counter "I'm looking for a book by Shakespeare".

"Which one?" She replied. "William, you moron".

Why couldn't William Shakespeare go to the pub?

Because he was bard!

What is William Shakespeare's favorite kind of meat?


I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.

Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

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