William Shakespeare Jokes

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Funniest William Shakespeare Short Jokes

Short william shakespeare jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The william shakespeare humour may include short hamlet jokes also.

  1. A man walked into a bookshop and said: I'd like to buy a book by Shakespeare 'Of course' replied the sale assistant 'Any particular one?'
    'William, of course' replies the man.
  2. William Shakespeare chewed on his pencil so much... ...that eventually he couldn't tell if it was 2B or not 2B.
  3. I own a pencil used by William Shakespeare He used to chew on it a lot though, so I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B
  4. A village idiot walks into a library He goes to the librarian and says, "Ma'am, I'm looking for a book by Shakespeare."
    The librarian says, "Sure, hon. Which one?"
    The idiot says, "William".
  5. I walked into the book store and asked the guy, Do you have any books by Shakespeare? Bookseller: Of course. Which one?
    Me: William.
  6. What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals? "2p or not 2p, that is the question."
  7. William Shakespeare died before completing the final act of his last play. It was a real tragedy.
  8. William Shakespear walks into a bar... ..the bouncer sees him and throws him out of the door.
    "You can't come in here", the bouncer tells Will, "you're Bard!"
  9. Apparently, they once sat William Shakespeare in front of an infinite number of typewriters. After a week, he had written "ooh aahh ooh ooh"
  10. Everyone's making a big deal about how the second person to receive the Covid 19 vaccine was named William Shakespeare But I think it's much ado about nothing.

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William Shakespeare One Liners

Which william shakespeare one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with william shakespeare? I can suggest the ones about romeo and juliet and william shatner.

  1. I named my first child after William Shakespeare. About 500 years after.
  2. What's the past tense of William Shakespeare? Wouldiwas Shookspeared
  3. William Shakespeare walks into a gay bar. *Exit pursued by a bear.*
  4. What is William Shakespeare's favorite kind of meat? Poultry
  5. Why couldn't William Shakespeare go to the pub? Because he was bard!
  6. What was William Shakespeare called back in the day? Wouldiwas Shookspeared
  7. What was the angry anarcho-primitivist playwright called? William Shake-Spear
  8. What does william shakespeare say when he use torrent? "To peer, or NOT to peer"
  9. What was William Shakespeare's favorite food? Chicken Couplet

Playful William Shakespeare Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about william shakespeare you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean romeo jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make william shakespeare pranks.

William Shakespeare once said "Better Three Hours Too Soon Than a Minute Too Late"

My wife disagrees.
It's really put a strain on our s**... life.

It has been said that a million monkeys hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type complete works of William Shakespeare.....

With the advent of internet, now we know that is not true!

Did you know that William Shakespeare died on the same day he was born?

He must have been a fast writer!

At the bookstore, I asked Do you have a book by Shakespeare? Of course, Sir. Which one?

Me: William

I walked into a bookshop and said to the girl behind the counter "I'm looking for a book by Shakespeare".

"Which one?" She replied. "William, you m**...".

On the anniversary of William Shakespeare's death . . .

I leave to you my second best joke.

A homeless man approaches a rich thespian and asks him for money

The thespian says '"Neither a borrower nor a lender be." William Shakespeare"'
The homeless man says "c**...!' James Joyce'"