William Jokes

• Short William Jokes
• William One Liners
• William Shatner Jokes
• William Shakespeare Jokes
• William Name Jokes
• William Tell Jokes
• More William Jokes

Funniest William Short Jokes

Short william jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The william humour may include short william shatner jokes also.

1. Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams and Bruno mars all walked into the same bar. They didn't planet.
2. Venus Williams and Bruno Mars were sitting at a bar talking about where they were from. ​
   The bartender said, "Hey - you two should write a book!"
3. A man walked into a bookshop and said: I'd like to buy a book by Shakespeare 'Of course' replied the sale assistant 'Any particular one?'
   'William, of course' replies the man.
4. William Shakespeare chewed on his pencil so much... ...that eventually he couldn't tell if it was 2B or not 2B.
5. Captan Kirk & Today's Shuttle Launch If William Shatner really wanted to go where no man had gone before , He should have just used the associates bathroom At the Amazon distribution center.
6. I own a pencil used by William Shakespeare He used to chew on it a lot though, so I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B
7. If Bruno Mars married Venus Williams on Earth, do you think they'd have a Sun? Only if they planet.
8. William Shatner is going to sponsor a new line of women's jeans made to hide adult diapers underneath. They're going to be called Shatner Pants.
9. Freddy Mercury, venus Williams Williams Bruno Mars all happened to walk into the same bar. But they didn't planet that way.
10. I went up to Serena Williams. I said, "Serena, what's your favourite planet?"
    She said, "It's Venus."
    I said, "Oh sorry, Venus, what's your favourite planet?"

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William One Liners

Which william one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with william? I can suggest the ones about william name and william tell.

1. You can't just.... ... abbreviate phrases William Nilliam
2. Brian Williams and Bill O'Reilly walk into a bar Or do they?
3. Without a doubt, my favourite Robin Williams movie is... ...Mrs Fire.
4. What is William Shatner's favorite film festival? *CAAAAAAAAANNES!!!* ^^^^^^imsosorry
5. Hear about the two gay Irishmen? William Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzwilliam.
6. What do you call a committee made up entirely of people named William? A Billboard.
7. How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping? Good Will Hunting
8. Pop superstar, Will.i.am, has just bought a new car.
   It's a Jag.u.r.
9. What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon? The 'mons of Venus.
10. Q. Why does this Star Trek uniform stink? A. William Shatner
11. Why does Captain Kirk's wife smell? Because, William Shatner.
12. What happens when William Shatner goes to the bathroom He drops a captain's log
13. What do you call when you have three William Shatners? A Shattrick
14. Robin Williams Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs. Fire.
15. Why wouldn't Dolores let William eat the corn? Because the maize isn't meant for him.

William Shatner Jokes

Here is a list of funny william shatner jokes and even better william shatner puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Just read that actor Maria Mercedes broke off her engagement to William Shatner. She realized she'd be known as Maria Shatner Mercedes.
• Two other guys pulled out from going on space flight tomorrow with William Shatner Right after they were issued red shirts for the mission.
• Why did Lieutenant Uhura tone down on the use of extreme fetishes in the bedroom? Because William Shatner.
• Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention? Cause William Shatner Coffee.
  hahahha
• Please use William Shatner in a sentence... "Becky took Williams toy, so William Shatner lunch pail."
• Why did Spock dump his wife? ....because William Shatner
  I know it's old, but I love it so
• Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad? ...because William Shatner
• Celebrities are now being hired to endorse laxatives. Someone call William Shatner.
• Where is William Shatner's career? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNE!!!!!
• Why was Nyota Uhura black? Because William Shatner

William Shakespeare Jokes

Here is a list of funny william shakespeare jokes and even better william shakespeare puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A village idiot walks into a library He goes to the librarian and says, "Ma'am, I'm looking for a book by Shakespeare."
  The librarian says, "Sure, hon. Which one?"
  The idiot says, "William".
• I walked into the book store and asked the guy, Do you have any books by Shakespeare? Bookseller: Of course. Which one?
  Me: William.
• What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals? "2p or not 2p, that is the question."
• William Shakespeare died before completing the final act of his last play. It was a real tragedy.
• William Shakespear walks into a bar... ..the bouncer sees him and throws him out of the door.
  "You can't come in here", the bouncer tells Will, "you're Bard!"
• Apparently, they once sat William Shakespeare in front of an infinite number of typewriters. After a week, he had written "ooh aahh ooh ooh"
• Everyone's making a big deal about how the second person to receive the Covid 19 vaccine was named William Shakespeare But I think it's much ado about nothing.
• I named my first child after William Shakespeare. About 500 years after.
• What's the past tense of William Shakespeare? Wouldiwas Shookspeared
• Did you know that William Shakespeare died on the same day he was born? He must have been a fast writer!

William Name Jokes

Here is a list of funny william name jokes and even better william name puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The widow next door just got married for the eighth time. Every single wonderful husband has had the same first name. Can you guess what that name is?
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  William. She's a Bill collector.
• Today I found out that bill nye is just a stage name. His real name is William New Year's Eve.
• Two gay Irishmen decided to change their names. They became William Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzwilliam
• Why are there no guys named William serving in the army? Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"
• Why isn't there ever anyone named William working at a querry? It takes more than Will-power to move a boulder
• What is the name of the new game show hosted by Katt Williams? Are You Stronger Than A 7th Grader?
• What do you call a three-eyed Russian named William? Cherno-Bill
• Why was William considered a enemy? Because, His last name was Dafoe
• Ever heard of that Egyptian pop artist? I think his name was Pharaoh Williams
• Michelin, Triangle Shirtwaist, and Brian Williams. "Name a tire, a fire, and a liar."

William Tell Jokes

Here is a list of funny william tell jokes and even better william tell puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Where does William Tell take his garbage? To the dump to the dump to the dump^dump^dump
• William Tell and his family used to be league bowlers... but now that the records have been lost, it is difficult to determine for whom the Tells bowled.
• I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

Silly & Ridiculous William Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about william you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean william shakespeare jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make william pranks.