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Short willi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The willi humour may include short jokes also.

  1. My wife said she would leave me if I don't stop comparing everything to Bruce Willis movies, but you know what they say about old habits... They Pulp Fiction.
  2. Why girls don't have willys Little brother came into the kitchen and declared "mom, now I know why girls don't have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow"
  3. Apparently Bruce Willis is only going to concentrate on action films from now on... because you know what they say about old habits...
  4. Why don't girls have willys... A little boy came running into the kitchen an declared, "Mom, now I know why girls don't have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow."
  5. Of course Bruce Willis is going to keep playing the same roles. You know what they say about old habits.
  6. Bruce Willis was offered a role in the new Star Wars film, but turned it down to concentrate on action films Because you know what they say about old habits...
  7. I have an addiction to making references to random Bruce Willis movie titles. People have tried to help me stop but you know what they say. Old habits... Pulp Fiction
  8. Bruce Willis will probably keep making action movies forever. You know what they say about old habits.
  9. Did you hear about the guy who watched that new Bruce Willis film five times in a row? He was a Die Hard fan.
  10. I would define my looks as a Victorian Childcatcher. Or an S&M Willy Wonka who likes to use a riding crop on his own leg in his spare time.

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Willi One Liners

Which willi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with willi? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. Right, who was the most famous person in here until I arrived?
  2. What do you call a Christmas tree that only appears in action movies? Spruce Willis.
  3. Why did Bruce Willis die with a smile on his face? Because he died hard.
  4. How much tax does Bruce Willis pay on a dollar? Six cents.
  5. Why does Bruce Willis keep making action movies? Because his old habits, die hard.
  6. What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue? [OC] Icy dead people!
  7. I'm a die hard Bruce Willis fan.
  8. What title would a hurricane movie with Bruce Willis have? Irmageddon.
  9. What do you call a man with no will to live? Willis.
  10. What do you call Bruce Willis on his best behaviour? Good habits die hard
  11. Why wasn't Bruce Willis cast in Titanic? Because he would've saved everyone
  12. What did Bruce Willis say to the waiter once his family was done eating Bruce Billus
  13. Why Bruce Willis didn't star in the Titanic? Cuz he would have saved her
  14. Why didn't Bruce Willis star in the movie "Titanic"? Because he would've saved everybody.
  15. Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.

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Willi Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about willi you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make willi prank.

How did William H Taft get stuck in the Jacuzzi?

He was a little bit tubby.

w**... saw some dynamite

w**... saw some dynamite,
Couldn't understand it quite;
Curiosity never pays:
It rained w**... seven days.

What is WILL.I.AM going to be called after he dies?

WILL.I.WAS

Why was William Henry Harrison's inaugural address so memorable?

He had a killer final draft.

William Shatner is going to sponsor a new line of women's jeans made to hide adult diapers underneath.

They're going to be called Shatner Pants.

What did William do to the girl?

He s**... 'n er.

William Shatner?

I didn't even know he knew her.

w**... Nelson died today..

Yeah he was playing on the road again..

If William Shatner and Jason David Frank is in the same scene together...

Who gets the close up?

w**... Nelson's braids sold at auction for $37,000.

The winning bidder can't wait to smoke them.

What is William Riker's dating strategy?

If at first you don't succeed try Troi again.

William Hurt sat on a tack.

William Hurt.

w**... Nelson, 81, found dead...

He was playing 'On The Road Again'

When William joined the army

He always hated the phrase "fire at will"

Did You Know w**... Nelson Just Died?

He was playing On The Road Again.

Didn't will.i.am once say he was going to make a car?

well.he.isn't

Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

What was William Shakespeare's favorite food?

Chicken Couplet

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

"2p or not 2p, that is the question."

William Howard Taft was so fat...

...he sat in TWO branches of the federal government.

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans?
That is the question.

What is William Shakespeare's favorite kind of meat?

Poultry

Why was William killed when he entered the army?

The commander said, "fire at will"...

What does william shakespeare say when he use torrent?

"To peer, or NOT to peer"

William joined the army...

He rather disliked the phrase "fire at will."

Why couldn't William Shakespeare go to the pub?

Because he was bard!

Will: Will.I.Am

Yoda: Will, you are

How is w**... Nelson like Spider-Man?

They both love mary jane

Please use William Shatner in a sentence...

"Becky took Williams toy, so William Shatner lunch pail."

William Tell and his family used to be league bowlers...

but now that the records have been lost, it is difficult to determine for whom the Tells bowled.

What happens when William Shatner goes to the bathroom

He drops a captain's log

Where is William Shatner's career?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNE!!!!!

William Hated His Time in the Army

He was always worried for his life when they yelled Fire at Will!

William left his hair-piece at my house.

I decide I'll give it to him when I see him next time. However, my friend Larry came over to borrow some money.
I told him I cant.
"Why?" he asked.
"I got Bill's toupee."

So William and Kate are planning a trip to Scandinavia in Summer

I mean: nobody cares, but what will happen with ALF? Will they leave him at home alone?

William Shatner, alias Captain Kirk, has discontinued his ladies underwear line...

In hindsight "Shatner p**..." wasn't a good choice of name in the first place.

Where does William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump to the dump to the dump^dump^dump

what did will.i.am say when he got turned into a bee

imma bee imma bee

What was William Shakespeare called back in the day?

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

William Shatner decides to discontinue womenswear and l**... line.

Apparently Shatner p**... wasn't that big of a hit.
(Credit to KS95)

William Shakespeare walks into a gay bar.

*Exit pursued by a bear.*

what did William Kennedy Smith say to that woman before he r**... her?

look, it's either this, or my uncle drives you home.
EDITed it

If Will.I.Am dies...

does he become Will.I.Was?

Why did William Wallace wear a kilt?

For Freedom.

Why did William quit the army?

Because he disliked the phrase "Fire at Will"

w**... Nelson is doing a concert for Beto O'Rourke

Some fans are burning their m**... in protest.

Why couldn't William, a senior citizen, get into McDonald's?

They won't accept Bills 50 and over

Why was William always on a diet?

Because when there's a will, there's a weigh.

Why was William afraid to join the army?

He was scared of the command fire at will

William Shakespeare once said "Better Three Hours Too Soon Than a Minute Too Late"

My wife disagrees.
It's really put a strain on our s**... life.

Did you know that William Shakespeare died on the same day he was born?

He must have been a fast writer!

William Shakespeare chewed on his pencil so much...

...that eventually he couldn't tell if it was 2B or not 2B.

William Shatner just discontinued his line of ladies l**...

Apparently Shatner p**... was not a good choice of name!

William Shakespeare died before completing the final act of his last play.

It was a real tragedy.

William Shakespear walks into a bar...

..the bouncer sees him and throws him out of the door.
"You can't come in here", the bouncer tells Will, "you're Bard!"

What is William Shatner's favorite film festival?

*CAAAAAAAAANNES!!!* ^^^^^^imsosorry

Williams College and Amherst College have a long-standing rivalry.

One night, the Amherst students decide to raid the Williams football field and spray paint an A for Amherst s**... dab in the middle of the field. They sneak out under the cover of the dark, and when the Williams students wake up the next morning, they see the massive A on their field. Naturally, they decide to get Amherst back for their hijinks by leaving their own mark on the Amherst field.
The next morning, the Amherst students wake up to an average-sized B+ on their field.

w**... Nelson has been hospitalized after being struck by a car today.

He was playing on the road again.

Did you know that William Shatner once tried to start up his own line of l**... for women?

Unfortunately for him, Shatner p**... was a terrible brand name.

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