The Best 35 Will Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Will jokes. There are some will jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these will puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Will Jokes and Puns

William Shatner, alias Captain Kirk, has discontinued his ladies underwear line...

In hindsight "Shatner Panties" wasn't a good choice of name in the first place.

William Shakespeare chewed on his pencil so much...

...that eventually he couldn't tell if it was 2B or not 2B.

Will Smith teeth joke

Jason Derulo classic golf moves leaving Will Smith with no front teeths !

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William Shatner is going to sponsor a new line of women's jeans made to hide adult diapers underneath.

They're going to be called Shatner Pants.

At willcall for a concert, I start a conversation with the lady in front of me.

It was the first time I had used a pick up line to talk to a woman.


Willpower

I'd just come out of the shop with a roast beef sandwich, large chips, ear of corn, & a jumbo sausage. A poor, homeless man sat there and said 'I haven't eaten for two days.'

I told him, 'I wish I had your will power.'

Right, who was the most famous person in here until I arrived?

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William Hated His Time in the Army

He was always worried for his life when they yelled Fire at Will!

Willie saw some dynamite

Willie saw some dynamite,
Couldn't understand it quite;
Curiosity never pays:
It rained Willie seven days.

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

"2p or not 2p, that is the question."

William Shatner just discontinued his line of ladies lingerie

Apparently Shatner Panties was not a good choice of name!

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William Shakespeare died before completing the final act of his last play.

It was a real tragedy.

William Shakespeare once said "Better Three Hours Too Soon Than a Minute Too Late"

My wife disagrees.

It's really put a strain on our sex life.

What happens when William Shatner goes to the bathroom

He drops a captain's log

I was raised as an only child,

which really annoyed my sister.

Why was William Henry Harrison's inaugural address so memorable?

He had a killer final draft.

Will joke, Why was William Henry Harrison's inaugural address so memorable?

William left his hair-piece at my house.

I decide I'll give it to him when I see him next time. However, my friend Larry came over to borrow some money.

I told him I cant.

"Why?" he asked.

"I got Bill's toupee."

I like to think of my willpower as being like a bunch of people.

When it's time to go to bed, my people tell me to go to bed and I stay up late. When it's time to get up, my people tell me to get up and I stay in bed.

If I get any better at going against the will of my people, I could qualify for FCC chairman.

William joined the army...

He rather disliked the phrase "fire at will."


William Shatner decides to discontinue womenswear and lingerie line.

Apparently Shatner Panties wasn't that big of a hit.

(Credit to KS95)

Where does William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump to the dump to the dump^dump^dump

Please use William Shatner in a sentence...

"Becky took Williams toy, so William Shatner lunch pail."

Why did William quit the army?

Because he disliked the phrase "Fire at Will"

What is WILL.I.AM going to be called after he dies?

WILL.I.WAS

Did you know that William Shakespeare died on the same day he was born?

He must have been a fast writer!

William Shakespeare walks into a gay bar.

*Exit pursued by a bear.*

Will: Will.I.Am

Yoda: Will, you are

Willie Nelson is doing a concert for Beto O'Rourke

Some fans are burning their marijuana in protest.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

William Howard Taft was so fat...

...he sat in TWO branches of the federal government.

Willie Nelson died today..

Yeah he was playing on the road again..

If Will.I.Am dies...

does he become Will.I.Was?

what did will.i.am say when he got turned into a bee

imma bee imma bee

Where is William Shatner's career?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNE!!!!!

Why was William killed when he entered the army?

The commander said, "fire at will"...

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We suggest to use only working will piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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