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Howlingly Hilarious Will Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What is a good will joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

w**... saw some dynamite

w**... saw some dynamite,
Couldn't understand it quite;
Curiosity never pays:
It rained w**... seven days.

What is WILL.I.AM going to be called after he dies?

WILL.I.WAS

Why was William Henry Harrison's inaugural address so memorable?

He had a killer final draft.

William Shatner is going to sponsor a new line of women's jeans made to hide adult diapers underneath.

They're going to be called Shatner Pants.

Willpower

I'd just come out of the shop with a roast beef sandwich, large chips, ear of corn, & a jumbo sausage. A poor, homeless man sat there and said 'I haven't eaten for two days.'
I told him, 'I wish I had your will power.'

w**... Nelson died today..

Yeah he was playing on the road again..

At willcall for a concert, I start a conversation with the lady in front of me.

It was the first time I had used a pick up line to talk to a woman.

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

"2p or not 2p, that is the question."

William Howard Taft was so fat...

...he sat in TWO branches of the federal government.

What is William Shakespeare's favorite kind of meat?

Poultry

Why was William killed when he entered the army?

The commander said, "fire at will"...

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

William joined the army...

He rather disliked the phrase "fire at will."

Why couldn't William Shakespeare go to the pub?

Because he was bard!

Will: Will.I.Am

Yoda: Will, you are

How is w**... Nelson like Spider-Man?

They both love mary jane

Please use William Shatner in a sentence...

"Becky took Williams toy, so William Shatner lunch pail."

What happens when William Shatner goes to the bathroom

He drops a captain's log

Where is William Shatner's career?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNE!!!!!

William Hated His Time in the Army

He was always worried for his life when they yelled Fire at Will!

William left his hair-piece at my house.

I decide I'll give it to him when I see him next time. However, my friend Larry came over to borrow some money.
I told him I cant.
"Why?" he asked.
"I got Bill's toupee."

I like to think of my willpower as being like a bunch of people.

When it's time to go to bed, my people tell me to go to bed and I stay up late. When it's time to get up, my people tell me to get up and I stay in bed.
If I get any better at going against the will of my people, I could qualify for FCC chairman.

Will joke, I like to think of my willpower as being like a bunch of people.

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Women Will Be Women Jokes

Here is a list of funny women will be women jokes and even better women will be women puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I like my women like I like my whiskey. 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
    Disclaimer: This is just a joke, i do not condone the practice of mixing whiskey with coke.
  • I like my women like I like my coffee I've never had coffee but it smells really nice
  • After my wife died I couldn't look at women for 20 years But when I got out of prison, it was totally worth it
  • A Roman soldier is bragging to his friend: 'You'll never guess with how many women I've slept!' 'Mmm?'
    'Not that many!'
  • I like my women like I like my slaves Educated and free.
  • My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what... She couldn't do either!
  • I like my women like I like my password Short and insecure
  • How many trans women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, and you don't even need the lightbulb. Just tell her she's a lovely girl, and she'll brighten up the room instantly.
  • What's the difference between the Taliban and Texas? The Taliban requires women to wear mask
  • The women I meet in bars have the WORST pickup line... They're like, "Hey, what's your friends name?" Never works on me ladies.

Men Will Be Men Jokes

Here is a list of funny men will be men jokes and even better men will be men puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why do the election results take so long? It's a race between two 70+ year old men. What do you expect?
  • I saw 2 men in matching outfits I asked them if they were gay They arrested me
  • You know there's no official training for garbage men? They just pick it up as they go along.
  • There are 3 men on a boat and 4 cigarettes, they don't have a lighter, how do they smoke? they toss one cigarette over board to make the boat a cigarette lighter.
  • Caitlyn Jenner becomes a super hero but doesn't know what group to join... She's still deciding whether to be an Ex-men or a Trans-former
  • What do you call the sexuality where you're attracted to men and women but neither are attracted to you? Bi-yourself.
  • Why are all Jewish men circumcised? Because jewish women won't touch anything that's not 10% off
  • If men call short women petite. What do women call short men? Friends.
  • What rock group has four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
  • To the women who say "Men are only interested in one thing" Have you ever considered being more interesting?
Will joke, To the women who say "Men are only interested in one thing"

Will You Be My Valentine Jokes

Here is a list of funny will you be my valentine jokes and even better will you be my valentine puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I finally got someone to be my valentine! I wish I could post this in any other sub.
  • Valentine's.... For the past 10 years I've been getting valentine's cards from a secret admirer, so I was pretty upset when I didn't get one this year.
    First my gran dies, now this!
  • For Valentine's Day, my wife finally fulfilled a fantasy of mine when dressed up as a nurse. At last, I got to roleplay having access to healthcare.
  • If any of you are sad about being alone on valentines day, just remember... that nobody loves you on any other day of the year, and valentine's day shouldn't be any different.
  • Every year for Valentine's Day I used to always get a card from a secret admirer. This is the first year where I haven't received anything. First my granny dies, now this?
  • My wife said she wanted to feel special this Valentines Day. So I bought her a helmet and some crayons.
  • I have a tip for all you lonely ladies on valentine's day.. Or you can just take the whole thing.
  • For Valentine's Day I made a chart of past relationships.... It has an ex-axis and a why-axis.
  • If Valentine's Day is for couples, what day is for single men? Palm Sunday.
    First time posting, please be gentle.
  • (My 8 year old just told me this one) Who is the fish's valentine? His Gil-Friend!
    Idc what ya'll say, that was golden! Lol

Will Mars Jokes

Here is a list of funny will mars jokes and even better will mars puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why did Elon Musk choose SpaceX to land on mars? Because if he chose SpaceY he'd land on 14 year old boys.
  • If Elon Musk's space company establishes a Mars colony, and you have a girlfriend on mars, but later break up because of long distance, she'd be your.... Space x.
  • Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship ### "It's a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind," says the ground control officer and cuts off all communications.
  • Why are there no cats on Mars? Curiosity.
  • Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams and Bruno Mars all walked into the same bar. They didn't planet.
  • Yo momma is so fat ... She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars.
  • Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship "It's a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind," says ground control officer and cuts off all communications.
  • What's a gay man's favorite planet? Earth, most likely. Unless he's personally interested in space exploration, in which case he might say Mars.
  • Scientists have finally figured out what happened to all the water that used be Mars Turns out, the planet was once occupied by Nestle
  • Mars: I'm wet... NASA: I'm coming!

Free Will Jokes

Here is a list of funny free will jokes and even better free will puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Where do little jokes come from? Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke and then they knock knock.
  • Remember, as a child, when air for your bike was free? Now it's $1.50! I asked the gas station attendant why. He said "inflation"
  • Andrew Tate arrested in Romania after a pizza box showed he was in the country. Police arrested him within 30 minutes As any longer would mean they had to give him a free garlic bread.
  • Monopoly is fun but it has some really old stuff that isn't valid anymore. There's free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.
  • A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.
  • Do you remember when air was free at the gas station, and now it's $1.50? You know why? Inflation
    Holy smokes this blew up, THANK YOU all for the awards and the silver!!
  • A company owner was asked a question, How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?"
    He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."
  • Looks like NFT prices have hit rock bottom. Get your monkey for nothin' and your chimps for free.

    I want my, I want my, I want my NFT.
  • I like my women how I like my computer. On my lap.
    Turned on.
    Virus free.
  • I like my woman like I like my Laptop On my lap , turned on ,Virus free
Will joke, I like my woman like I like my Laptop

Will joke, I like my woman like I like my Laptop

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