The Best 16 Wilkes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wilkes jokes. There are some wilkes sullivan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wilkes shots puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wilkes Jokes and Puns

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Lee surrenders at Appomatox Courthouse, Abe Lincoln is shot by John Wilkes Booth.

Did you hear about the John Wilkes photo booth?

It only takes head shots.

I went through the Lincoln tunnel today and I gotta say, I'm not ok with the name of where you pay your toll…

…The John Wilkes booth ?!?!

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You know who's a real showstopper?

John Wilkes Booth

You know which actor is best known for his headshot?

John Wilkes Booth


What do John wilkes booth, lee harvey oswald and kobe bryant have in common?

They never miss a shot

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John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theatre."

Fiancee: "Break a leg!"

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John Wilkes Booth is one of history's greatest stand-up comedians

I heard he really killed at Ford's Theatre.

I heard Abe Lincoln was having a fine old time at Ford's Theater...

that is until he asked John Wilkes Booth for a headshot.

Why does John Wilkes Booth get all the best acting jobs?

He has all the best headshots.

(Credit to my friend Isabella)

Why would John Wilkes Booth kill Abraham Lincoln?

You would too if the guy in front of you at the Theatre was wearing a Top Hat!

You can explore wilkes lincoln reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean wilkes lot dad jokes. There are also wilkes puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Which actor's performance had Abraham Lincoln on the edge of his seat?

John Wilkes Booth.

My wife and I are having a threesome with Annie Wilkes tonight.

We heard she swings both ways.

Who doesn't like lincoln logs

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John Wilkes Booth wasn't a talented actor

but he got booked a lot based on the strength of his headshot.

What was Abraham Lincoln's seating preference?

Not John Wilkes Booth!

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