Wildly Jokes
35 wildly jokes and hilarious wildly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wildly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
If you're looking for some wildly inappropriate, wildly offensive, and uncontrollably funny jokes that make you jump for joy, then Buffalo Wild Wings is the place to go. Their collection of wacky jokes will have you rolling on the floor in laughter.
Funniest Wildly Short Jokes
Short wildly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wildly humour may include short madly jokes also.
- How is hurricane Florence like my ex wife? They start off wet and wild but in the end, they take your house.
- I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West... ...could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
- Thank God we don't need to hunt for food anymore I mean, I have no idea where pizzas live in the wild
- The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild was originally intended to be for Wii U But mid-way through development they made the switch.
- A Three legged dog walks into the old wild west saloon He says to the bartender, "I'm lookin' fer the guy who shot my paw."
- Why are hurricanes named with female names? Because when they come, they are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car with them.
- Why are most hurricanes named after a woman? When they come, they come wet and wild. When they leave they take your house and your car!
- Why do they name all hurricanes after women? Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car
- The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild, Except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.
- What do women and hurricanes have in common? When they come, they're wet and wild. When they leave, they take your house and your car
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Wildly One Liners
Which wildly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wildly? I can suggest the ones about furiously and frantically.
- What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild? A $100 bill.
- It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs
- How long could a Kardashian survive in the wild? Forever. Plastic is not biodegradable.
- Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears? A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
- I'm like a wild animal in bed. More afraid of you than you are of me.
- "What would you do if you came across a puma in the wild?" Try not to puma pants
- New Years celebrations are pretty wild But Chinese New Year is its own animal
- What's 6 in long, 2 in wide and drives women wild? $100
- I got really sick from eating a big, wild animal last week. It was a moose steak.
- There's going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight. … The parents aren't home.
- It turns out that 60's rocker Steppenwolf was an assumed name. He was born Toby Wild.
- I like my women like I like my rice Brown and wild
- What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson? I'm BONE to be wild!
- Reincarnation is really a thing. I used to be a wild dog but now I'm a massive boar.
- How come Link never brushes his teeth? He wants breath of the wild.
Wildly Inappropriate Jokes
Here is a list of funny wildly inappropriate jokes and even better wildly inappropriate puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- 2016 strikes again today as the inventory of the wildly inappropriate innuendo dies. His family is taking is suuuuuuper hard.
Silly Wildly Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about wildly you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean drastically jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wildly pranks.
A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man running around and waving his arms wildly. "Captain," one of the passenger asks, "who is that man over there?"
"I have no idea," the captain says, "but he goes nuts every year when we pass him."
It was on this day in 1978 that cult leader Jim Jones carried out a mass m**.../s**... of over 900 of his followers in Jonestown, Guyana. Horrifying. There's a joke about it but it's wildly innappriopriate.
And anyway, the punchline's too long.
Hillary Clinton has a seizure during the debate...
"Mrs. Clinton," the Moderator asks, "What is your plan to lower the national debt?"
Suddenly, Hillary flails her arms around, rolls her eyes wildly, foams at the mouth, and gibbers incoherently for several awkward minutes. Finally, she collapses in a heap and soils herself.
"Hey!" Trump interrupts, "Is she allowed to just steal my answer like that??"
A cruise ship is sailing in the Caribbean..
The cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man with an eyepatch running around and waving his arms wildly.
Captain, one passenger asks, who is that man over there?
I have no idea, the captain says, but he goes nuts every year when we pass him.
A daughter is seemingly possessed by a d**......
Her mother frantically calls their priest, requesting an exorcism. She describes the details "She has been spinning about wildly, climbing on the walls, running on the ceiling.. moving about non-stop!" The priest replies "I don't know what you want me to do. Sounds like she's already exercising plenty!"
Dr. Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition...
It seems he wildly misunderstood the rules.
A man is visiting his mother's grave at the cemetery.
He notices another man on his knees weeping wildly and exclaiming, "Oh why did you have to die? Oh WHY did you have to die??" First man says to him, "I'm so sorry for your grief. You two must have been close". Second man wipes away tears and replies, "Oh, I never knew him". Puzzled, the first guy asks, "If you never knew him then why are you so upset? Who was he"?. Second guy stood up and said, "He was my wife's first husband".
On a tour of some really remote islands...
A cruise ship passed by an archipelago. A sharp-eyed passenger spotted a ragged figure by a campfire who jumped up and started waving his arms wildly.
"Captain!" said the passenger, "I see someone over there....who is that?"
"I'm not sure," replied the captain, "but he goes nuts every year we pass by here..."
A Statistician is playing darts
The first dart veers wildly to the left. The second dart veers wildly to the right. The statistician exclaims, "bullseye!"
I asked Reddit to letter-grade my looks. Their opinions were wildly different.
I was in tiers.
A blond is walking down the beach...
and see's a man flailing his arms wildly in the water. He's yelling Help, Shark, Help!
The blond yells back, no you idiot, you have to swim, that shark wont help you!"
In basketball, what is it called when you lose due to a wildly thrown buzzer-beater?
Defeat-us by yeetus
A horse bolted and ran into Liverpool FC's training ground.
The horse charged wildly at the team as they were in the middle of training. None of the players were hurt, but it clipped Klopp.
Why do SJWs hate Pong?
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters
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(I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
One day Junior brings his Grandfather to school to share his stories as a Franco-American fighter pilot during WW2
His stories are wonderfully delightful and told with a thick French accent, while gesturing wildly using his hands to describe the movement of the airplanes.
Zee fawkers fly like zees. Zen I fly like zees. Then zee fawkers fly back like zees, zen I pull up like zees. I shoots zee fawkers right out of the sky.
The teacher said, I'm sorry to interrupt, sir. I know you kids are giggling but I want to be clear that a Fokker is a type of aircraft.
The Ace said, certainmont, cherie. But zees fawkers were flying Mescherschmits.
Crazy Jokes
Read Crazy Jokes online and giggle a far reaching measure wildly and toss from your starting and end bothers and strains. The psyche blowing framework for living with a colossal grin standard.
A young sheep, out to pasture, is suddenly cornered by a farmer and t**....
The young sheep faints of fright, and when he awakens immediately runs back to his flock.
Bleating wildly, he exclaims how could the farmer do this to me!
A wise elder sheep says, calm down, son. What happened?
The young sheep, still hysterical, cries i was the most beautiful ram in the whole flock! Then the farmer trapped me, put a yellow tag on my ear, cut off my tail, and the worst part is there's a rubber band around my t**...! How could this get any worse?!
The elder sheep looked at the frightened ram and sighed, you might want to sit down, I've got some bad news for ewe.
A priest was driving at night
When he saw a car in the oncoming g lane swerving wildly all across the road. The priest had to swerve himself to not get hit and ended up hitting the ditch and rolling his car into the nearby field. Fortunately, he was unhurt, just a little shaken, and climbed out of the wreckage.
The car he was swerving from stops and backs up, and a clearly drunk man climbs out.
"Are you okay?" asks the drunk.
"Yes," says the priest. "The Lord was with me."
"Well you better let him ride with me," says the drunk. "You're gonna kill him!"
