Wildlife Jokes
23 wildlife jokes and hilarious wildlife puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wildlife that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the best wildlife jokes around! If you're looking for a chuckle related to pandas, wildlife yoghurt, or wildlife biology, you've come to the right place. With jokes about safaris, landscapes, and more, there's a funny way to bring a smile to any wildlife lover's face.
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Funniest Wildlife Short Jokes
Short wildlife jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wildlife humour may include short wild animal jokes also.
- What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long? Polaroids.
^I ^know, ^that ^was ^god ^awful. - The size of the wildlife at construction sites is huge. I mean, just look at the size of those cranes.
- Why was Sean Connery asked to leave the wildlife conservatory? He kept saying he wanted to shave the animals.
- Great white shark diet surprises scientists "It consists mostly of wildlife biologists that study sharks," said a famous wildife biologist studying sharks.
- In Driver's Ed we drove past a sign that said "Wildlife Crossing" My instructor said, "That must be for them colored students."
- How the name WIFE was invented They took 1st and last 2 letters of WILDLIFE and invented WIFE :)
- I saw a news article about how some wildlife biologists wanted to learn more about water buffalo, so they put on shaggy costumes and tried to join a herd. But it was just fake gnus.
- So they're making a documentary on Canadian wildlife. I hear it's going to be a mooseterpiece.
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Wildlife One Liners
Which wildlife one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wildlife? I can suggest the ones about wilderness and forest animal.
- I enjoy painting wildlife. But the rabbits leave hair on my paint rollers.
- What's the best film about African wildlife ? Top Gnu
- I'm avoiding wildlife preserves ...they're just not my jam.
- Where does marine wildlife get treated? The Squid-ward.
- Who wants to join the WWF with me? The world wildlife fund
- My friend told me about this sick wildlife tamer Apparently he caught the flu
- I stole a wolf pup from a rundown wildlife refuge. Turns out it was just a Shih Tzu.
Amusing & Witty Wildlife Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about wildlife you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean endangered species jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wildlife pranks.
On day six of the Creation, God announced to his archangel underlings, "Today we're creating a place called Canada.
"Today we're creating a place called Canada. Pull out all the stops. Give it beautiful mountains, lakes, plains, forests, and sandy beaches. Underground, give it oil, gold, etc. Oh, and plenty of fish and wildlife."
"Sir," interjected an archangel, "aren't you being overly generous to these Canadians?"
"Don't worry, I'll balance it out," said God. "Wait 'till you see the neighbours I'm giving them."
A zookeeper wishes to buy some new animals from another wildlife park.
She writes:
Dear sir, We are a recently opened zoo and are looking to purchase 2 mooses. "No that doesn't sound right." She thinks.
We are looking to purchase 2 meese. "No that can't be right either."
Dear sir, I wish to inquire about purchasing a moose. Kind Regards.
P.S. Please send another moose along with the first.
A panda walks into a bar...
A panda walks into a bar. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"Why? Why are you behaving in this strange, un-panda-like fashion?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda walks towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda: Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
So everyone is getting mad at me after telling jokes about marine wildlife
I think it's a turtle over reaction. It just being shellfish and it's giving me a bad haddock. I mean, I don't do them on porpoise...
The World Wildlife Fund has stated that if humans keep fishing at the current pace, there will be no more fish left in the oceans by 2048.
Which is going to make it really difficult to comfort someone who is going through a relationship break-up.
The Arizona Wildlife World Zoo refused to euthanize the panther that killed a woman who jumped into its enclosure to take a selfie...
...making it the first black entity to ever successfully invoke the Castle Doctrine/Stand Your Ground against a white entity.
Tonight I made salmon for supper
As it was gently cooking in a warm bath of garlic, herbs, lemon, wine, and onion I got a visit from a Fish and Wildlife officer. He said sir we have reason to believe that salmon has been poached
