Wildlife Day Jokes
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Wildlife Day Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good wildlife day joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
On day six of the Creation, God announced to his archangel underlings, "Today we're creating a place called Canada.
"Today we're creating a place called Canada. Pull out all the stops. Give it beautiful mountains, lakes, plains, forests, and sandy beaches. Underground, give it oil, gold, etc. Oh, and plenty of fish and wildlife."
"Sir," interjected an archangel, "aren't you being overly generous to these Canadians?"
"Don't worry, I'll balance it out," said God. "Wait 'till you see the neighbours I'm giving them."
A married couple goes on safari....
A married couple goes on safari in Africa. Upon their arrival, they're greeted by a guide who shows them around as they explore the landscape and catch glimpses of the wildlife.
In the distance, however, there is a constant tribal drumming that continues day and night, without stop. It goes on for days and days until one morning it suddenly stops. The guide freezes and begins to sweat, nervously. Panicked, the couple asks,
"What's wrong? What's happening?"
"Drums stop--very bad."
The guide shifts, uncomfortably.
"Next comes bass solo."
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