Wilderness Jokes

31 wilderness jokes and hilarious wilderness puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wilderness that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Explore the strange wilderness of the forest with these humorous tales from the tribesmen of the desolate regions. From one liners to longer anecdotes, get ready to laugh out loud with these wilderness jokes!

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Funniest Wilderness Short Jokes

Short wilderness jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wilderness humour may include short wildlife jokes also.

  1. Here's a simple trick to follow if you are caught in the wilderness without toilet paper. Just take a leaf out of Bear Grylls' book.
  2. What should you do if you run out of toilet paper in the wilderness? Take a leaf out of Bear Grylls' book.
  3. Gene Therapy The act of watching Gene Wilder films to cope with the loss of Gene Wilder.
    This is the place for wordplay, right?
  4. You know what's wild, a person can die from complications from Alzheimer's. Even Wilder, it's always in the Genes.
  5. I wish Gene Wilder was still alive today... He'd probably be ecstatic knowing one of his oompa loompa's grew up to be president :')
  6. Famous Deaths happen in 3s... Sunday it was Mr Fuji,
    Yesterday it was Gene Wilder,
    Today it was the Minnesota Vikings season.
  7. What happens when you get punched by Italian Wilderness? You get A Bruise O' National Park.
  8. I sprayed some Axe Wilder having splashed on a dash of aftershave Pryor. People say I've got great scents of humor.
  9. What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness? Will Feral.
  10. Chris Brown has been receiving support from celebrity friends: Despite Chris's current difficulties, we wish him all the best and expect to see him soon said Gene Wilder.

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Wilderness One Liners

Which wilderness one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wilderness? I can suggest the ones about jungle and into the wild.

  1. Two of my mom's sisters moved to the Alaskan wilderness. it's a double aunt tundra
  2. What did Gene Wilder name his drug smuggling operation? Charlie Up The Chocolate Factory
  3. Help! I'm trapped in the wilderness and all my supplies are [depleted]
  4. Oscar may have been wilde but Billy was wilder.
  5. Why did the Jews wander in the wilderness for 40 years? Someone dropped a penny.
  6. What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year? Betty White.

Wilderness Survival Jokes

Here is a list of funny wilderness survival jokes and even better wilderness survival puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
  • What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness? Geordi La Forage
  • If I survived a plane c**... in the wilderness, my biggest concern would be how much my airport parking bill would be.
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Witty Wilderness Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about wilderness you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wild animal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wilderness pranks.

A Scotsman goes to visit his Canadian cousin

They're out walking in the wilderness, when suddenly this huge moose walks past them. The Scotsman, having never seen one before, is astounded.
"What the b**... h**... was that?" he asks.
"Oh, that?" the Canadian replies. "That's just one of our Canadian moose."
"Good God," the Scotsman cries, "if that's a moose, how big are your rats?!"

A man got lost on a camping trip

A man got lost on a camping trip. Rescuers scoured the wilderness until a medical emergency team finally spotted a solitary figure across a wide chasm.
Charlie Smith, someone shouted, is that you?
Yes, it is, came the reply. Who are you?
We're from the Red Cross.
I gave at the office! Charlie shouted back.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are lost in the wilderness...

...and they become very excited when they come across tracks. As they are following the tracks, the three of them take a guess on what animal could have possibly left them.
"Obviously, it must have been a horse," said the Blonde.
"No no no, we're in the forest, it must have been a deer," said the Brunette.
"You're both idiots. Obviously it's a dog!" said the Redhead.
They debated until the train came and hit them.

Christian & The Bear

A Christian was hiking in the wilderness, he stumbles upon a bear. The bear starts chasing him! The Christian is now cornered, he gets on one knee and says "Lord, turn this bear into a Christian" the bear creeps up closer and closer, and then gets on one knee and says "Lord, thank you so much for this meal I'm about to receive"

A group of hikers were being led through the wilderness by a guide.

On the third day, the hikers noticed that they had been travelling in circles.
"We're lost!" One of the men complained. "I thought you said you were the best guide in the United States."
"I am," the guide answered, "but I think we may have wandered into Canada

A man went on a semi-guided hunting trip in the remote wilderness.

Before setting off on the first day the guide instructed him to shoot three times into the air if he should get lost. Sure enough, the man the man became lost and did as instructed. Nobody came. This continued over the course of the next four days. Finally, on the fifth day a search party located the lost man and just in the nick of time as he only had one arrow left.

A few years ago I started a journal of different rocks I've found in the wilderness. For a while I was stuck with 68 entries, until I finally found number 69...


Man & wife go to the Zoo.

In front of Gorilla cage
Man says :Excite him like u do to me!
Wife removes her top,Gorilla goes crazy.
Man:Tease him more,like u tease me
wife removed her jeans and gorilla goes wilder..
man opened d cage and pushed his wife in and says: NOW EXPLAIN TO HIM THAT U HAVE A HEADACHE AND U R NOT IN THE MOOD.

Polish Moose Hunt

Two Polish hunters named Stosh and Thad, hired a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to bag two big Bull Moose.
As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only the hunters, their gear and one Moose. The hunters objected strongly saying, "Last year we shot two, and the pilot let us take them both. And he had exactly the same airplane as yours." Reluctantly the pilot, not wanting to be outdone by another bush pilot, gave in and everything was loaded.
However, even under full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down, crashing in the wooded wilderness. Somehow, surrounded by the moose, clothing and sleeping bags, Stosh and Thad survived the c**.... After climbing out of the wreckage, Thad asked Stosh, "Any idea where we are?"
Stosh replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

My friend's dad quit his job and left his family to go off into the wilderness and pursue a "Spartan lifestyle."

Which apparently just entails b**... a bunch of dudes in the woods.

Wilderness joke, I sprayed some Axe Wilder having splashed on a dash of aftershave Pryor.