wildebeest Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious wildebeest puns

I went to the zoo today. They had a yaks in the wildebeest exhibit.

Did they really think I would fall for fake gnus?

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Did you hear the report of the priest who was trampled by wildebeest?

It was bad gnus

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A lion walks into a savannah restaurant (made this one up while brushing my teeth this morning!)

A lion walks into a restaurant on the savannah and asks what's on the menu. "We can cook anything you want," replies the host, "elephant, wildebeest, hippo -- if it lives here, we can grill it up for you." The lion thinks for minute, then asks, "Do you have giraffe? I've really been hankering for some giraffe."

"Sorry man," replies the host, "that's a tall order."


any suggestions / help with delivery welcome!

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What are the most funny Wildebeest jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Wildebeest? Well, here are the best Wildebeest dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Wildebeest pick up lines to share with friends.

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