Wild West Jokes

29 wild west jokes and hilarious wild west puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wild west that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Wild West Short Jokes

Short wild west jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wild west humour may include short old west jokes also.

  1. I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West... ...could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
  2. A Three legged dog walks into the old wild west saloon He says to the bartender, "I'm lookin' fer the guy who shot my paw."
  3. Did you hear about the infamous bank robbers in the old wild west? One of them married the other one's sister. They were both outlaws and in-laws.
  4. I think a lot of the conflict that happened in the Wild West could've been avoided. had architects in those days just made their towns big enough for everyone.
  5. Two cowboys facing each other: - I have the fastest hand in the whole Wild West!
    - I have a girlfriend!
  6. A 3 legged dog walks into a saloon in the wild west He slides up to the bar and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw"
  7. In the Wild West, a young dog with three legs walks into a bar He quietly tells the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
  8. "Saint"? You had one job, Kardashian-West family. Go make another kid, and this time name it Wild Wild.
  9. An outlaw walks into a saloon in the old wild West, wearing a candy bar for a hat. Says the bartender, "Is that an Almond Joy on your head?"
    Quoth he, "No, it's a Bounty."
  10. Hi, my name is Joe and im from West Virginia. Im very happy to say I FINALLY got a girlfriend... Boy, that family reunion was wild

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Wild West One Liners

Which wild west one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wild west? I can suggest the ones about country western and old cowboy.

  1. What was King Tut known as in the wild west? Rootin' Tutankhamun
  2. What do you call a group of platypus in the Wild West? A plata-posse
  3. What do you call an Imperial Blaster in the Wild West? A sith shooter
  4. Snoop dogg went to the wild west. He came across some tumbleweed.
  5. Why did the hen win a Wild West duel between it and a Peacock? Hen shot first.
  6. My s**... life is like a Wild West saloon... Liquor in the front, poker in the rear

Gather Around for Heartwarming Wild West Jokes and Uplifting Humor

What funny jokes about wild west you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cowboy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wild west pranks.

It's nice to see that celebrities have taken up book writing during the pandemic

One Direction by Kanye West
Guitars by Mel Gibson
Mining by Brad Pitt
Pear Cider by Katy Perry
Ship Building by Tom Cruise
How to Move Things by Jim Carrey
Escape from Prison by Morgan Freeman
American Motors by Harrison Ford
Wild Animals by Will Ferrell

A Cowboy and an Indian

A grizzled old Cowboy and his Indian brave partner are tracking an infamous gang of buffalo rustlers through the wild west. The Cowboy stops and exhales gruffly, thinking they've lost the bandits' trail. The Indian holds up a finger to the wind. Then leans down as if listening to the earth.
He puts his ear to the ground and says "Buffalo come".
"Sheeit how dya you know that?" says the Cowboy.
The Indian brave replies, "Ear Sticky".

A three legged dog from the wild west walks into a bar and looks around

The bar tender looks a him and says "who are you looking for?"
to witch the dog replies "I'm looking for the guy who shot my paw"

Two gunfighters meet at a duel...

One says:
– I have the fastest hand in the Wild West.
– And I have a girlfriend.
Responds another.

Two blondes are sitting on a couch and are watching a movie about the wild-west....

.... The first blonde says: "I bet you 50 bucks that the cowboy is not going to walk into the trap." The second blonde agrees.
After a few seconds the cowboy walks into the trap and dies. The second blonde says: "You can keep your money, I already watched the movie and know that he was going to walk into the trap."The first blonde replies: "Me too, I just didn't think the cowboy would be that s**... to walk into it again...."

Typical Kanye West

If Kanye West would become a president wouldn't we all be living in Wild West?

Three strikes

Wild west. Newlyweds are on their way from the church in their carriage when the horse trips.
‒ "One", counts the husband, to the bewildered glance from his new wife, and they keep going.
Shortly, the horse trips again.
‒ "Two", counts the man, again receiving a puzzled look from his woman.
A little while later the horse trips for a third time.
‒ "Three!", proclaims the man, jumps off the carriage, walks over to the horse and shoots it dead.
The wife, shocked and appalled, runs up to the man and starts shouting at him:
‒ What *are* you doing!? You can't just get rid off something because it has made three mistakes, you can't apply a three-strike rule to everything you have in your life!!
The husband, calmly, looks at his wife and says:
‒ "One"...