The Best 15 Wild West Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wild West jokes. There are some wild west jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wild west puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wild West Jokes and Puns

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West...

...could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...

A Three legged dog walks into the old wild west saloon

He says to the bartender, "I'm lookin' fer the guy who shot my paw."

It's nice to see that celebrities have taken up book writing during the pandemic

One Direction by Kanye West

Guitars by Mel Gibson

Mining by Brad Pitt

Pear Cider by Katy Perry

Ship Building by Tom Cruise

How to Move Things by Jim Carrey

Escape from Prison by Morgan Freeman

American Motors by Harrison Ford

Wild Animals by Will Ferrell

My sex life is like a Wild West saloon...

Liquor in the front, poker in the rear

Two cowboys facing each other:

- I have the fastest hand in the whole Wild West!

- I have a girlfriend!


A Cowboy and an Indian

A grizzled old Cowboy and his Indian brave partner are tracking an infamous gang of buffalo rustlers through the wild west. The Cowboy stops and exhales gruffly, thinking they've lost the bandits' trail. The Indian holds up a finger to the wind. Then leans down as if listening to the earth.
He puts his ear to the ground and says "Buffalo come".
"Sheeit how dya you know that?" says the Cowboy.
The Indian brave replies, "Ear Sticky".

A 3 legged dog walks into a saloon in the wild west

He slides up to the bar and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw"

What do you call a group of platypus in the Wild West?

A plata-posse

In the Wild West, a young dog with three legs walks into a bar

He quietly tells the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

A three legged dog from the wild west walks into a bar and looks around

The bar tender looks a him and says "who are you looking for?"

to witch the dog replies "I'm looking for the guy who shot my paw"

"Saint"? You had one job, Kardashian-West family.

Go make another kid, and this time name it Wild Wild.

You can explore wild west reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean wild west dad jokes. There are also wild west puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


An outlaw walks into a saloon in the old wild West, wearing a candy bar for a hat.

Says the bartender, "Is that an Almond Joy on your head?"

Quoth he, "No, it's a Bounty."

Two gunfighters meet at a duel...

One says:
– I have the fastest hand in the Wild West.
– And I have a girlfriend.
Responds another.

Hi, my name is Joe and im from West Virginia. Im very happy to say I FINALLY got a girlfriend...

Boy, that family reunion was wild

What do you call an Imperial Blaster in the Wild West?

A sith shooter

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wild west jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wild west piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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