Wild Jokes
133 wild jokes and hilarious wild puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wild that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Feel like tickling your funny bone? Get ready to laugh it out with these wildly hilarious jokes! This article showcases a unique selection of Minnesota Wild, Into the Wild, Wild 'N Out, boar, raincoat, and penfish jokes. Whether you're looking for a good chuckle or to brighten someone else's day, these jokes are sure to do the trick.
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Funniest Wild Short Jokes
Short wild jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wild humour may include short wolf jokes also.
- How is hurricane Florence like my ex wife? They start off wet and wild but in the end, they take your house.
- I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West... ...could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
- Thank God we don't need to hunt for food anymore I mean, I have no idea where pizzas live in the wild
- The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild was originally intended to be for Wii U But mid-way through development they made the switch.
- A Three legged dog walks into the old wild west saloon He says to the bartender, "I'm lookin' fer the guy who shot my paw."
- Why are hurricanes named with female names? Because when they come, they are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car with them.
- What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar? Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.
- My wife and I think about wild cats all the time. But I don't think they think about ocelot.
- You know, I think it's your turn to pick wild mushrooms. My girlfriend said. So I gather.
- A man walks into a movie theatre and sees a pig Disgusted by the wild boar , the man asks : why is there a pig in this movie theatre?
The pig turns around- I liked the book
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Wild One Liners
Which wild one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wild? I can suggest the ones about woods and wide.
- It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs
- How long could a Kardashian survive in the wild? Forever. Plastic is not biodegradable.
- Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears? A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
- I'm like a wild animal in bed. More afraid of you than you are of me.
- "What would you do if you came across a puma in the wild?" Try not to puma pants
- New Years celebrations are pretty wild But Chinese New Year is its own animal
- I got really sick from eating a big, wild animal last week. It was a moose steak.
- It turns out that 60's rocker Steppenwolf was an assumed name. He was born Toby Wild.
- I like my women like I like my rice Brown and wild
- What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson? I'm BONE to be wild!
- Reincarnation is really a thing. I used to be a wild dog but now I'm a massive boar.
- How come Link never brushes his teeth? He wants breath of the wild.
- I told a wild dog to go away... It dingo anywhere.
- what's the worst thing about wild alligators? their wild allegations
- What do you call a pack of wild dogs that enjoy listening to Mozart? a Wolfgang
Into The Wild Jokes
Here is a list of funny into the wild jokes and even better into the wild puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- You need a girlfriend who is caring, wild and funny... .. and make sure the three of them never meet.
- At a gender reveal party, a box is lifted to reveal a glass of water. The crowd goes wild and break
into a thunderous applause.
The gender is fluid. - Oscar Wilde once boasted that he could make a pun on any subject... Someone called out "The Queen!"
"Ah", replied Wilde, "but the Queen is not a subject." - Did you hear about the infamous bank robbers in the old wild west? One of them married the other one's sister. They were both outlaws and in-laws.
- How to drive your wife wild in the bedroom. Leave all of the dresser drawer slightly ajar with a little piece of clothing sticking out.
- Tesla, Oscar Wilde, and Sherlock Holmes walk into a bar. The punchline of this joke was patented and then hidden by Thomas Edison.
- I was going to tell you a joke... but a wild animal just walked into my room. Please, bear with me.
- There are three species of hyena in the wild But every time one is seen they become a spotted hyena
- Oscar Wilde walks into a bar with a large manuscript under his arm... The bartender asks, "Why the long farce?"
- Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse? Because she was looking for a stable relationship.
Wild West Jokes
Here is a list of funny wild west jokes and even better wild west puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Two cowboys facing each other: - I have the fastest hand in the whole Wild West!
- I have a girlfriend! - What was King Tut known as in the wild west? Rootin' Tutankhamun
- What do you call a group of platypus in the Wild West? A plata-posse
- An outlaw walks into a saloon in the old wild West, wearing a candy bar for a hat. Says the bartender, "Is that an Almond Joy on your head?"
Quoth he, "No, it's a Bounty." - Hi, my name is Joe and im from West Virginia. Im very happy to say I FINALLY got a girlfriend... Boy, that family reunion was wild
- What do you call an Imperial Blaster in the Wild West? A sith shooter
- Snoop dogg went to the wild west. He came across some tumbleweed.
- Why did the hen win a Wild West duel between it and a Peacock? Hen shot first.
- Typical Kanye West If Kanye West would become a president wouldn't we all be living in Wild West?
Wild Animal Jokes
Here is a list of funny wild animal jokes and even better wild animal puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Teacher: "Who can tell me 5 wild animals?"
Little Johnny: "2 lions & 3 wolves." - Irish animal rights activists have broken into a turkey farm. They say they are going to release thousands of turkeys into the wild...
as soon as they've defrosted - Things are so bad in Venezuela that people are eating zoo animals. The only restaurant still open is Buffalo Wild Things.
- What is a two-piece bath suit with wild animals motive? Zoo-Chini
- I feel sorry for wild animals because it's like they're always camping without beer.
- On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
- I have won voucher for wild animal tracking course. I'v lost it.
Wild Boar Jokes
Here is a list of funny wild boar jokes and even better wild boar puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Now that the Wild Boars are all safe... ...Thailand maintains its reputation of happy endings.
- I came up with this joke about wild pigs but... It boars everyone I tell so I'm keeping to myself...
- Wild boar are like pigs... They just party harder
- Where do wild boars like to go on holiday? Tusk-any
Wild Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about wild you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wise jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wild pranks.
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I find it wild that people would use cleaning products on their skeletons.
But to bleach their bone, I guess.
It was at the end of the school year,
and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "
That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?"
"Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter.
The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."
"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl.
"Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.
The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue.
"Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with some excitement.
The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue.
"Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with more excitement.
The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"
With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"
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Wild little old ladies.
It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds..
As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car..
He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car or were they trying to steal it?
'Heavens no, we bought it.'
'Then why don't you drive it away.'
We can't drive.'
Then why did you buy it?'
'We were told that if we bought a Used car here
we'd get s**... ....so we're just waiting.
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If you have never seen Man Vs Wild,
then u**... for a treat.
A black boy asks his white parents
"Daddy why are your and mommy's faces so bright if mine is so dark?" says the kid. The dad looks at him and goes: "Jimmy the party was so wild you should be happy you're not barking now".
There are 3 men stranded in the wild...
and one day they see an abandoned house and go inside. When they go inside however, they realized that there's only one bed. The floor was filthy, so they had no choice but to sleep on the same bed. The next morning, the two men sleeping on each side of the bed awoke and started to notice an acute pain coming from their privates. The man in the middle however, told them he had an intense and wonderful dream about skiing.
Pilot Choice
As the crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream furiously and kick the seats around him. Suddenly, from the rear of the plane, an elderly man in the uniform of an Air Force General is seen slowly walking forward up the aisle. Stopping the flustered mother with an upraised hand, the white-haired, courtly, soft-spoken General leans down and, motioning toward his chest, whispers something into the boy's ear.
Instantly, the boy calms down, gently takes his mother's hand, and quietly fastens his seat belt.
All the other passengers burst into spontaneous applause. As the General slowly makes his way back to his seat, one of the cabin attendants touches his sleeve.
"Excuse me, General," she asks quietly, "but could I ask you what magic words you used on that little boy?"
The old man smiles serenely and gently confides, "I showed him my pilot's wings, service stars, and battle ribbons, and explained that they entitle me to throw one passenger out the plane door, on any flight I choose."
A conservative, a liberal and a moderate walk into a bar
The conservative orders a whisky, the liberal a white Russian. After a single sip of each they launch into a wild argument with each other.
The bartender turns and asks the moderate what he wants.
Replieth the moderate, "Nothing. I'm the one who has to drive them home."
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A boy asks his mom: "Why is my skin so much darker than yours and Dad's?"
... she says: "That was a pretty wild o**..., be glad you don't bark"
The Pope and Hillary Clinton
The Pope and Hillary Clinton are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans towards Hillary and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in the crowd go wild with joy? The joy will not be a momentary display , but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice."
Hillary replied, "I seriously doubt that with one little wave of your hand that is possible; show me."
His Holiness then backhanded Hillary and knocked her off the stage! The crowd roared and cheered wildly and there was happiness throughout the land.
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Stages of man's sexuality
1. Puberty: m**... in secrecy and shame.
2. Early adulthood: comfortable m**... in your room and some casual s**... with strangers.
3. First serious relationship: wild s**... all the time.
4. First years of marriage: steady and regular s**....
5. Marriage after children: m**... in secrecy and shame.
Girl are you a Hurricane?
At first you were wet and wild, but now you've taken my house and car!
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My 8 year old son made me laugh with a dad joke...
We were trying to decide where to eat, I offered up Buffalo Wild Wings, but my son and daughter were being indecisive. I finally said ok guys, make up your mind My son replied with a c**... grin "C'mon Mom we'll just wing it"...he then burst into laughter for five minutes....his fathers humor is really rubbing off on him.
Hillary is talking to The Pope, and he says...
"With but one wave of my hand, I can make these people feel joy. Joy that nothing else in the world can bring. And it will be an eternal, everlasting joy."
Hillary says "I'll believe that when I see it."
And so, the Pope raises his hand into the air, and slaps her across the face, and the crowd goes wild.
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An old man was sitting on a bus. A young man sat down beside him.
He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man Just stared.
Every time the young man looked,the old man was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had s**... with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son.
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A man moves to a new neighborhood
After a few days his neighbor knocks on his door
"I'm having a party tonight" says the neighbor "you should come over. But I should let you know, my parties tend to get pretty wild. There will be a lot of drinking, probably some fighting, and some really crazy s**...."
"Sounds like fun" responds the man. "Should I bring anything?" he asks.
"That shouldn't be necessary" the neighbor says. "It will just be the two of us".
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Dear Headphones,
Please stop having wild s**... in my pockets.
Sincerely,
Person who is tired of untangling
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Hurricanes Are Like Women
When they come they're wet and wild, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
LPT: Remember, besides blueberries, anything blue in the wild is poisonous and not fit for consumption....
The same rule applies to video game cartridges.
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Two couples are getting bored with their s**... lives, so they decide to swap partners
After a night of wild passionate s**..., Mike wakes up, rolls over, kisses his new lover, and says, "Last night was absolutely mind-blowing! Come on. Let's go see how the ladies made out."
Anthony arrived home from work one day, only to find his wife totally stressed out because their kids had been running wild all day...
She asks him if he would please take them out for a pizza.
He agrees, tells the kids to go out to the garage and to wait in the car, following behind them.
A few moments later, the wife hears two loud bangs.
Tony comes back into the house and asks, "Where's my pizza?"
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As the photographer snapped pictures, I posed provocatively and gave my most s**... looks to the camera, even grabbing my c**... for effect! I felt wild and sensual and free...
I went over to the computer to see the results, as I was keen to see if they had captured the essence of my being.
"I guess so." growled the officer. "Now let's go stand for the police lineup and then we'll be done here."
Recent studies show that chimps raised in captivity are more likely to reproduce if they are shown videos of other chimps mating in the wild.
monkey see monkey do monkey, monkey do monkey
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Poaching defenseless, innocent wild animals is just plain wrong
They're much better roasted.
TIL
There's a central african tribe of pygmy called the ''Fakawi'.
But how did they get this name?..
Their habitat in the jungle is covered with wild grass which is 4 feet high but the pygmies are only 3 feet tall...
Every so often they could be seen jumping up shouting...
''Where the Fakawi?''
Two married ladies go for a girly holiday to the Carribbean
They meet a handsome muscular black man on the first day.
They have a wild week of threesomes and parties, and on the last day the ladies say we never asked you your name.
He replies "my name is snow"
The ladies immediately burst out laughing.
The man looking rather upset asks why they are laughing.
And the ladies say "I don't think our husbands will believe that we got 10 inches of snow in the Caribbean.
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A Kiwi and an Aussie are fishing one afternoon and have a couple of cold beers
After a while the kiwi says to the Aussie, "If I was to sneak over to your house and make wild passionate love to your wife while you were at work, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?" The Aussie after a great deal of thought, says, "I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."
You know I read a wild statistic the other day that said like a woman is 70 percent more likely to laugh if she finds the dude attractive
At least I know I'm funny
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In honor of international women's day....
Why are women like a hurricane?
at first they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house.
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A Child walks in on his parents...
He says "Mom, Dad what are you doing?"
The Dad replies "I'm playing poker and your mom is the wild card"
1 week later He walks in on his grandparents
He says "Grandpa, Grandma what are you doing?"
The Grandpa says "I'm playing poker and your grandma is the wild card"
Another week passes and the dad walks in on his son m**...
The Dad says "Son don't you need a wild card for that?
The Son says "Not as long as you have a good hand
How many species of wild cat are there?
I don't have an exact number, but there's an ocelot of them.
There was a poetry competition final with two contestants, a university student and an old country man.
They each had 20 seconds to come up with a poem about Timbuktu.
The student goes first and says " Across the desert sands, crossed a lonely caravan, men on camels two by two, destination Timbuktu."
The crowd goes wild cheering for the poem.
The old country man then goes, "Tim and I off hunting went, found some girls in a pop up tent, they were three and we were two and I buck one and Tim buck two."
If you encounter a polar bear in the wild, lie down and pretend that you're dead.
It's good practice for when you'll be really dead, five minutes later.
Never in my wildest dreams I thought that
I would wear a mask to bank and ask for money
A drunk orders a shot of Wild Turkey....
Sorry sir, we don't have Wild Turkey only a House bourbon? What can I get you?
I'll have a shot of Wild Turkey
I'm so sorry sir, we just ran out, how about a Jack Daniels
I'll have a shot of Wild Turkey
Okay sir, if you can spell Wild Turkey, I'll get you a shot
W-I-L-D T-U-R-K-E-Y, Wild Turkey
Sir you forgot the F
There's no F in Wild Turkey
That's what I've been trying to tell you,
The Pope and Donald Trump are standing in front of a large crowd.
The Pope says to Trump, Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!
Trump replies, I seriously doubt that, with one wave of your hand? Show me!
So the Pope slapped him.
Fatherly advice
When I was a little boy I fell off my bike and scraped my knee. My dad ran to me picked me up and told me to "shake it off."
Years later while playing baseball I was hit with a wild pitch, my dad called out from the stands "Shake it off son."
Before going off to college my long time girlfriend dumped me. Of course just like everything else in life when I was hurt my dad with his infinite wisdom once again told me to "shake it off."
Due to all the years of his great fatherly advice I knew exactly what to say when he was diagnosed with parkinson's disease.
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Man I swear to god, Flat Earthers are just so annoying.
Like sometimes their theories are so wild they just push me off the edge.
Joe Biden and Donald Trump are standing in front of a large crowd.
As they are waving to everyone, Biden leans towards Trump saying,
Did you know, that with one little wave of my hand, I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? Also, this joy will not be merely a momentary display, like that of your followers, but will go deep into their hearts, and for the rest of their lives, whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!
Trump replies, I seriously doubt that, with one wave of your hand? Come on, show me!
So Biden slapped him.
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This big ol' grizzly bear walks up to the bar and orders s drink.
The bartender says "We don't serve wild animals."
Furious at this, the bear loses his cool, starts roaring and r**..., knocking people and tables over. In his fury, he picks up an old woman and eats her down in one bite. Crunch.
Now, a bit sedated, he returns to the bar and says "Come on, man. I could use a beer to wash that down."
Shaking his head, the barman says "No wild animals and no drug addicts "
Confused, the bear says "Drug addicts? What drugs?"
The bartender shrugs. "What about that bar-b**...-you-ate?"
An American goes to Australia
And is attending a talk by Bush rangers while taking a wild tour about how it is very dangerous and you should always be on your watch. After the bit about how kangaroos are dangerous, he asks "Is there anywhere in Australia where something or someone isn't trying to kill you?"
"School"
Thor gets a hit on his tinder profile...
After a night of wild, unrestrained god-level passion he notices his date looks a little knackered.
Sorry, but I'm Thor. He says
The girl looks up and says, You're Thor? I'm tho thor I can't thpeak
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Fishing Buddies
A Kiwi and an Aussie went fishing one afternoon and decided to have a couple of cold beers.
After a while the Aussie says to the Kiwi, "If I was to sneak over to your house and made wild passionate love to your wife while you were at work, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?"
The Kiwi after a great deal of thought, says, "Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."
3 women meet for brunch after a wild night...
1st woman says "girls I got so drunk last night, I went home and blew chunks".
2nd woman says "you think that's bad? After I dropped you two off, I drove home. I was so hammered I ended up driving through my garage door and kept going. Destroyed my garage, my husband says it's going to cost 5 grand to fix".
3rd woman goes "When I got home I decided to take a bath and light some candles. I was so drunk, I passed out, knocked over the candles and ended up burning down my whole house".
1st woman exclaims "You don't understand, Chunks is my dog!"
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random pandemic question
According to history class, they organized wild o**... in the Middle Ages after the victory over the Plague. Is there anything planned yet? I ask for a friend.
A group of tourists in Africa where enjoying a guided tour….
A group of tourists in Africa were enjoying a tour of the bush observing the wild life. The guide says to everyone , Don't be surprised if you see an elephant wearing sunglasses.
One of the tourists asks-
why would an elephant be wearing sunglasses?
The guide replies- "Well, they do this to so they can go unnoticed at the beach."
The tourist then said- That's ridiculous!! My hotel is right on the beach and I've never seen an elephant."
The guide replies-
"I guess it works."
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That "Born to Be Wild" song is actually pretty scary.
Especially the part where they find a head out on the highway.
The judge said "You really want the jury to believe.....
that you committed this crime because a pack of black and white, wild animals threatened to kill you if you didn't?"
"Yes, your honour", I said............ "I was badgered into it."
Edit : changed one word.
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My grandfather's favorite joke
An old fisherman makes camp up in the wild north country near a blue-green lake, and in the morning he starts to make breakfast. As he's cooking, a little family of moles living in a mole-hill nearby begin to smell what the old fisherman's cooking. The mother mole says Hey! Old Fisherman's cooking, and it smells like bacon! The father mole sniffs the air and says No no I smell pancakes, butter and maple syrup! The teenager mole says You're both wrong! He's making eggs! And the littlest mole says I don't know what you're all talking about, all I smell is mole-a**... .
I was browsing through Netflix with my cooking teacher.
She said, "I don't know what we should watch."
I said, "Would you consider Squid Game?"
She said, "No, because it isn't wild meat."
Wild Life
A bear, a lion and a bat meet up. The bear says, "If I roar in the forests of North America, the entire forest is shivering with fear." The lion says, "And if I roar on the great plains of Africa, the entire savannah is afraid of me."
"Big deal!'' says the bat. "All I have to do is cough, and the entire planet shuts down."
Two explorers take a flight to one of the yet unexplored parts of the South American rainforests.
They enter the thicket but quickly get lost. After walking for many hours, without food at water, they finally spot a native inhabitant of one of the forests tribes. They quickly shout and make wild gestures until he notices them. After they slowly approach him, one of the explorers asks: You native man, have you see big godly silver hawk? For a few seconds, the native looks at them confused and then says: Not quite, ..but earlier this morning I saw a Boeing 737 at the aerodrome.
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The kids don't know the difference between castration and a vasectomy.
True story:
Fellow teacher in the lounge during lunch: They have no knowledge of basic human anatomy. They thought that getting a vasectomy meant having your b**... chopped off.
Me: When it comes to the difference between castration and a vasectomy, there is a vas deferens.
Thanks Reddit for letting me steal a joke and use it on the wild.
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A wild man walked into a bar.
A big bulky man covered in filth and dirt walked into a bar and started to insult everyone.
He smashed the bottles and drank like a wild man. Soon everyone had left the bar in disgust.
Except for an old man, who just watched the wild man with interest.
So the wild man walked over to him and said,
"Hey Old Man! What the h**... are you staring at?"
"Well, many years ago I was arrested for making love to a buffalo. And I just had a feeling, that maybe you are my son!"
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A friend came back to our country after being in a safari in the wild
He told me the experience was marvelous, except for one bit. He strayed far away from the guides and crew and then, found himself in front of a lion. He proceeded to run. So did the lion, although this one slipped a few times, giving the chance to my friend of escaping, unscathed.
I was shocked after hearing this and, asked him if he didn't s**... himself or anything after seeing the lion. He replied: "Of course! In what do you think the lion slipped on?"
