The Best 16 Wild Animal Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wild Animal jokes. There are some wild animal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wild animal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wild Animal Jokes and Puns

Three ladies meet up for a drink

Three ladies meet up for a drink once a week.

The first lady says: "The other night, when my boyfriend got in from work, I surprised him. I was standing in the hallway, wearing these tall leather boots, a corset, long black silk gloves, and lots of makeup. I looked him in the eye and said 'Hello there, big boy.' He grabbed me, flung me to the floor and we made love right there and then and it was AMAZING."

Next week they meet up again.

The second lady says to the first one: "I took a tip from you. The other night my fiance came home from work, and I was standing in the bedroom wearing high heels, a tiny skirt, a see-through top and heavy makeup. I said 'Hello there. Big Boy.' and he flung me on the bed and it was unbelievable! He was like a wild animal!"

The third lady, married for ten years and seeing things get a bit stale in the bedroom, decides she needs a piece of the action.

She dresses up in thigh high leather boots, a tiny black skirt, a cleavage-tastic corset, long black gloves and she puts on the sluttiest makeup job in the history of slutty makeup jobs. She waits in the kitchen, thinking that when hubby gets home he may do something really sordid like make love to her right there on the kitchen table.

Sure enough, he comes home and walks into the kitchen.

She looks him in the eye and says: "Hello there. Big Boy."

He looks back at her and says: "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"

When it comes to sex I'm a wild animal...

More scared of you than you are of me

I'm like a wild animal in bed.

More afraid of you than you are of me.

I was going to tell you a joke...

but a wild animal just walked into my room. Please, bear with me.

It's nice to see that celebrities have taken up book writing during the pandemic

One Direction by Kanye West

Guitars by Mel Gibson

Mining by Brad Pitt

Pear Cider by Katy Perry

Ship Building by Tom Cruise

How to Move Things by Jim Carrey

Escape from Prison by Morgan Freeman

American Motors by Harrison Ford

Wild Animals by Will Ferrell


This big ol' grizzly bear walks up to the bar and orders s drink.

The bartender says "We don't serve wild animals."

Furious at this, the bear loses his cool, starts roaring and raging, knocking people and tables over. In his fury, he picks up an old woman and eats her down in one bite. Crunch.

Now, a bit sedated, he returns to the bar and says "Come on, man. I could use a beer to wash that down."

Shaking his head, the barman says "No wild animals and no drug addicts "

Confused, the bear says "Drug addicts? What drugs?"

The bartender shrugs. "What about that bar-bitch-you-ate?"

Poaching defenseless, innocent wild animals is just plain wrong

They're much better roasted.

The judge said "You really want the jury to believe.....

that you committed this crime because a pack of black and white, wild animals threatened to kill you if you didn't?"

"Yes, your honour", I said............ "I was badgered into it."

Edit : changed one word.

All wild animals should be arrested.

They're all naked and won't stop urinating in public.

I went to the zoo to see some wild animals, however they had only one animal

It was a shitzu.

Teacher: "Who can tell me 5 wild animals?"

Little Johnny: "2 lions & 3 wolves."

You can explore wild animal reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean wild animal dad jokes. There are also wild animal puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Irish animal rights activists have broken into a turkey farm.

They say they are going to release thousands of turkeys into the wild...

as soon as they've defrosted

Things are so bad in Venezuela that people are eating zoo animals.

The only restaurant still open is Buffalo Wild Things.

I'm like a wild animal in bed.

You could even call me a sexual predator.

What is a two-piece bath suit with wild animals motive?

Zoo-Chini

I feel sorry for wild animals because it's like they're always camping without beer.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wild animal jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wild animal piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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