The Best 30 Wikipedia Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wikipedia jokes. There are some wikipedia internet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wikipedia publish puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wikipedia Jokes and Puns

Q: What do you call a trucker wearing a suit and tie?

A: the defendant

Source: I'm a trucker. (reformed)

For the young and/or foreign:

Defendant - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defendant‎
In a criminal trial, a defendant is any person accused (charged) of committing an offence (a crime), an act defined as punishable under criminal law.

I wanted to learn about amputees on Wikipedia

But I didn't learn much, because the article was a stub.

I was accused of illegally downloading the entirety of Wikipedia

I told them I could explain everything

Wikipedia joke, I was accused of illegally downloading the entirety of Wikipedia

Got an email from an airline inviting me to"Discover America".

I've replied with a link to the Wikipedia page about Christopher Columbus.

The "Personal life" section of my Wikipedia article is actually pretty accurate.

It's non-existent.


In response to Wikipedia's "price of a cup of coffee is all we need" fundraiser. I like my coffee like my wikipedia.

Free!

Found this one on Wikipedia of all places

Two young women are drinking tea together. Suddenly, the doorbell rings. One of the women opens the door and finds a courier with a big great bouquet of roses. She walks inside and reads to her friend: *"Much love from your boyfriend!"* She immediately groans out: *"You know what this'll mean? This'll mean I'll be lying on my back with my legs spread wide open for the next two weeks!"* To which her friend says, *"Don't you have a vase?"*

Wikipedia joke, Found this one on Wikipedia of all places

I am writing books about a boy who goes around accusing people of crimes based on anonymous testimony.

I'm calling it *Wikipedia Brown *.

I check the Wikipedia page for insanity every day

Because one of these days it's going to get vandalized.

Wikipedia uses the Arial font.

It's the font of all knowledge.

Reality!

11:30- I will go to bed soon.

03:30- Why am i on wikipedia reading about advanced nuclear theory.

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Joyriding in a Lamborghini

*joyriding in a Lamborghini*

HER: No way this thing does 150
ME: Only one way to find out *puts on glasses*

*pulls over and checks Wikipedia*

According to Wikipedia, Afghanistan is the country with the top average altitude

But now Canada is highest

Did you know that you can get to Hitler's Wikipedia page from any other Wiki page?

1. Click the search bar and type "Hitler"
2. Click enter
3. Click the first Wikipedia URL

The cops are questioning me about illegally downloading the entirety of Wikipedia.

I said, I can explain everything.

On this day

According to Wikipedia, November 19th is International Men's Day. It is also World Toilet Day... I see what you did there 😂

Wikipedia joke, On this day

I don't have to check wikipedia for information since I got married.

Wife knows everything.

I'm just like a living wikipedia

If everyone gives me $3, I can live until next year

Homeless people are a lot like wikipedia

If you give them $3 they might make it till next year!


Wikipedia has been around for seventeen years now!

[Citation needed]

A Wikipedia editor is pulled over for speeding

\[citation needed\]

I got arrested for illegally downloading Wikipedia in its entirety

...before I got arrested I said "wait I can explain everything

An officer is arresting a man.

Officer: I'm arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.

Man: Wait! I can explain everything!

I got arrested for illegally downloading all of Wikipedia.

But I should be fine. I can explain everything in court.

Police arrested a man who stole Wikipedia!

The man said, "Wait officer! I can explain everything!"

Cop: I'm arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia

Man: Wait I can explain everything

I got arrested for illegally downloading the whole of Wikipedia

I told them I could explain everything.

A man gets arrested for illegally downloading Wikipedia

The man says, Wait! I can explain everything!

I got arrested for downloading the whole Wikipedia.

I got arrested for downloading the whole Wikipedia.

I told them I could explain everything.

Police bursts into a man's house.

They put him on the floor, handcuff him and all that shabang.

One of the officers says to him: "You are arrested for illegally downloading the whole Wikipedia!"

The man says: "I'm sorry officer.

I can explain everything."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wikipedia unbiased jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wikipedia google piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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