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  1. Xbox and PlayStation are having a fight... Then the cops show up: "Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U..."
  2. PS4/Xbox joke Oh no! Playstation and xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U
  3. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild was originally intended to be for Wii U But mid-way through development they made the switch.
  4. Oh no! Someone got seriously injured at the Nintendo headquarters! Call an ambulance! Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...
  5. A PS4 fan and an Xbox One fan started fighting! Someone call the ambulance! *Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U*
  6. Xbox one and PS4 got into a brutal fight, someone called an ambulance Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U
  7. So, Nintendo's stopped production of the Wii U and are producing their new console. Looks like they decided it's a good time for a Switch.
  8. Apparently, Nintendo opened a hospital recently. Oh, hey, I can hear their ambulance driving by now!
    Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U...
  9. Nintendo is looking into trying the police force. There Nintendo cop cars go "Wii U Wii U Wii U"
  10. A PS4 doesn't feel well. We need to call the ambulance. Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U

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Wii U One Liners

Which wii u one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wii u? I can suggest the ones about nintendo switch and gaming console.

  1. What's the police's favorite gaming console? WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U
  2. Xbox One down! PS4 Down! Get an ambulance! Wii U!
    Wii U!
    Wii U!
  3. An Xbox One got into a fight with a PS4 The ambulance came. Wii U Wii U Wii U.
  4. What video game system do police officers play in their cars? Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...
  5. Oh no, here come the Nintendo police! Wii U, Wii U, Wii U
  6. What's a cop's favorite game console? A Wii U
  7. What's an ambulance driver's favorite gaming system? Wii U.
  8. Xbox attacked Playstation. Here comes the ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U
  9. What sound does a Nintendo police car make? Wii-U Wii-U Wii-U
  10. Playstation and Xbox had a fight. Then came the ambulance Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U
  11. What's an ambulance's favorite game system? Wii U Wii U Wii U
  12. What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make? Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.
  13. What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make? Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u
  14. The President of Nintendo Died... The ambulance went WII U, WII U, WII U
  15. What sound do Nintedo police vehicles make? Wii U Wii U Wii U

Wii U Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about wii u you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mario kart jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wii u pranks.

What is a firefighter's favorite video game console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U
HINT: Say it outloud

What did people hear when Nintendo's building went on fire?

A Wii U Wii U Wii U in the distance

Why did the black guy buy an Xbox?

Cos I ain't playin Wii U.

What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U

I got an XBOX One, a PS4, and a Wii U

It says One 4 U when I clearly have 3.

My Xbox crashed into a Playstation

wii-u wii-u wii-u

An XBOX One and a PS4 were seriously injured. An ambulance came by...

WII U WII U WII U

What is Ling Ling's (from King Pow) favorite video game console?

Wii U Wii U Wiiiiiii U

THE XBOX IS BEING ATTACKED!

THE XBOX IS BEING ATTACKED!
Here Comes The Ambulance Wii U Wii U Wii U

What happens when the PS and XBOX servers go down?

The ambulance comes lights and sirens, "WII-U WII-U WII-U"
I'm sorry, I'll leave now ._.

What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

Lenny Kravitz is something of a Nintendo fan

I wanna get a Wii~
I wanna play a Wii~ U~U~U~!

What did Mario say after the Wii U's performance?

"Mario get you NXt time!"

What sound does Nintendo's security vehicles make?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U

Since the switch came out i thought i would make a nintendo joke. so here it is.

the wii u sales

What is nintendo's favorite vehicle?

An ambulance. Because wii-u

Xbox one:Help I am on fire. I need an ambulance

Ps4: Wait I am calling one.
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U

Nintendo: surely you can't come up with a worse name than Wii U

Microsoft: hold my beer

What's fat, black and nobody loves him, even his dad?

The Nintendo wii u

What is the Doctor from Doctor Who's preferred console?

_Wiiii U_
da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum
da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum
_Wiiii U_, Wii-ii-ii U…

A PS4 and XBOX One had the flu...

And here comes the ambulance:
WII U WIIU WIIU WII U.

I don't think Nintendo marketed the Wii U properly, everyone just thought it was an add-on to the Wii because of the poor name choice

They honestly should have...
Wii-named it

Where did Nintendo go to collage?

Wii U

What is a cops favorite video game console?

A Wii U!
They like it so much they make their cars sirens sound like it.... Wii u Wii u Wii u Wii u

The worst joke on the planet.

I bought a playstation 4.
The Xbox 1 X broke it.
SO I called the ambulance
The sound it made was
***WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U***

Everywhere, we call it Wii and Wii U.

But in France, they call it Yes and Yes U.

What is an ambulance's favorite game console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U