Wii U Jokes

Funniest Wii U Short Jokes

Short wii u jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wii u humour may include short nintendo wii jokes also.

1. Xbox and PlayStation are having a fight... Then the cops show up: "Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U..."
2. PS4/Xbox joke Oh no! Playstation and xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U
3. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild was originally intended to be for Wii U But mid-way through development they made the switch.
4. Oh no! Someone got seriously injured at the Nintendo headquarters! Call an ambulance! Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...
5. So, Nintendo's stopped production of the Wii U and are producing their new console. Looks like they decided it's a good time for a Switch.
6. Apparently, Nintendo opened a hospital recently. Oh, hey, I can hear their ambulance driving by now!
   Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U...
7. Nintendo is looking into trying the police force. There Nintendo cop cars go "Wii U Wii U Wii U"
8. A PS4 doesn't feel well. We need to call the ambulance. Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U
9. What is the Doctor from Doctor Who's preferred console? _Wiiii U_
   da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum
   da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum
   _Wiiii U_, Wii-ii-ii U…
10. What happens when the PS and XBOX servers go down? The ambulance comes lights and sirens, "WII-U WII-U WII-U"
    I'm sorry, I'll leave now ._.

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Wii U One Liners

Which wii u one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wii u? I can suggest the ones about nintendo switch and gaming console.

1. What's the police's favorite gaming console? WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U
2. An Xbox One got into a fight with a PS4 The ambulance came. Wii U Wii U Wii U.
3. What video game system do police officers play in their cars? Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...
4. Oh no, here come the Nintendo police! Wii U, Wii U, Wii U
5. What's a cop's favorite game console? A Wii U
6. What's an ambulance driver's favorite gaming system? Wii U.
7. What sound does a Nintendo police car make? Wii-U Wii-U Wii-U
8. The President of Nintendo Died... The ambulance went WII U, WII U, WII U
9. Everywhere, we call it Wii and Wii U. But in France, they call it Yes and Yes U.
10. A PS4 and XBOX One had the flu... And here comes the ambulance:
    WII U WIIU WIIU WII U.
11. What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U? Amiigo
12. My Xbox crashed into a Playstation wii-u wii-u wii-u
13. Where did Nintendo go to collage? Wii U
14. What did Mario say after the Wii U's performance? "Mario get you NXt time!"
15. What is Ling Ling's (from King Pow) favorite video game console? Wii U Wii U Wiiiiiii U

Wii U Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about wii u you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mario kart jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wii u pranks.