Wigwam Jokes
50 wigwam jokes and hilarious wigwam puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wigwam that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Explore a collection of hilarious Wigwam jokes! From teepee nightmares to a confused tipi at the campground, you'll have a hearty laugh with these jokes!
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Funniest Wigwam Short Jokes
Short wigwam jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wigwam humour may include short igloo jokes also.
- I was talking with a guy and he kept saying "I'm teepee I'm a wigwam." I said " relax man you're two tents."
- A guy run up to me and started yelling, "I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam!"
I said, "Calm down, man. You're too tense." - A woman asks a psychiatrist what is wrong with her husband, who keeps saying over and over "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." "Easy diagnosis", the doctor says. "He's too tense."
- I told my doctor I wasn't sleeping well. I told him that sometimes I dream that I am a wigwam, and sometimes I dream that I am a teepee. He said, Well there's your problem, you're too tense.
- A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office and exclaims "I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam!" Psychiatrist says "Calm down! You're two tents!"
- A guy goes to a therapist. He asks the therapist over and over, "Am I a tepee or a wigwam? Am I a tepee or a wigwam? Tepee or a wigwam, tepee or a wig wam?!" Therapist replies, "You're too tense."
- I keep having this reoccurring dream Every night I dream I'm constantly changing between being a teepee and a wigwam. I went to the doctor and he told me "Calm down kid, you're two tents.".
- Stressed Out A guy walked up to me and said 'I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!' and I said 'Relax man, you're two tents!
- I went to the doctor, i told them most times i feel like a wigwam but then other times i feel like a teepee. They said I'm two tents.
- I went to my Dr. the other day and said doc last night I dreamt I was a tee-pee, and the next night I dreamt I was a wig-wam He said relax you're two tents
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Wigwam One Liners
Which wigwam one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wigwam? I can suggest the ones about teepee tent and wicker.
- What do you call a pair of nervous wigwams? Too tense.
- Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.
- Doctor! I think I'm a teepee and a wigwam! Here is a prescription for antipsychotics.
Teepee Wigwam Jokes
Here is a list of funny teepee wigwam jokes and even better teepee wigwam puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Last night I dreamed I was a Teepee, and the night before that I dreamed I was a Wigwam. My wife says I'm two tents.
- Patient: Doctor, doctor I don't know what's wrong with me. Sometimes I think I am a wigwam and sometimes I think I'm a teepee. Doctor: Relax Mr. Robinson, you're two tents.
- A man went to his therapist, freaking out that he'd dreamt he was a teepee one night and a wigwam the next. The doctor told him, "Calm down. You're too tense."
- A man goes to his doctor... The man says, "I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam!"
The doctor says, "Calm down man, you're two tents!" - Patient: Doc, I keep having this dream. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me? Doctor: You're two tents.
- A man frantically walks into the doctor's office... ...and begins to shout, "I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam!"
"Calm down, calm down!" The doctor says.
"You're two tents!" - A guy goes to the psychiatrist and says "I'm a wigwam I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam I'm a teepee."
The doctor says "calm down, you're two tents. - A man walks into a Doctor's office screaming, "I'm a wigwam, I'm a TeePee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a TeePee!" The Doctor Says, "You're too Tense"
- Elizabeth Warren: "Sometimes I feel like a teepee. Sometimes I feel like a wigwam." Psychiatrist: "You're two tense."
- After several hours, I won a stressful auction for a wigwam and a teepee It was just two tents.
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What funny jokes about wigwam you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean native indian jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wigwam pranks.
A man goes to see a psychiatrist...
"Doctor, I feel like I'm going crazy! It's this constant back and forth: I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam. What am I supposed to do!?"
"Relax" Says the psychiatrist, "You're two tents"
A guy goes to see his doctor...
The doctor asks what's wrong.
The guy says "Two nights ago, I dreamed I was a wigwam. Then last night, I dreamed I was a tepee."
The doctor replies, "Oh, you just need to relax. You're too tense."
A guy goes to see the doctor...
He says, "Doc, you gotta help me! I keep having these weird dreams! Last night I dreamed I was a Tee-pee and the night before that I dreamed I was a Wigwam."
The doctor looks at him thoughtfully and then says, "I think I see your problem. You're two tents."
Guy walks into a psychiatrist's office....
stammering over and over "I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam..."
.... The psychiatrist says calmly, "settle down you're too tents (tense)...
Went to the psychiatrist because I was having bad dreams....
I told him I was having awful nightmares and he asked me to describe them.
"Well doc, the last week I dreamt I was a wigwam."
*Interesting, go on.*
"And this past Monday I dreamt I was a tepee."
*Oh, well I think it's quite obvious, you're too tents.*
Man goes to a therapist. Says, "Doctor, every night I have the same dream, first I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam. Over and over again, all night long. What does it mean?"
Therapist replies, "Simple. You're two tents."
A guy walks into his therapist's office
visibly distraught, nervously shaking and exclaims "I'm a wigwam!" his head tweaks a little, eyes twitch and says "I'm a tepee". Another head twitch "I'm a wigwam!! I'm a tepee!" *twitch* "I'm a wigwam!" ... "I'm a tepee"!
The therapist grabs him firmly by the shoulders and says "Calm down! Calm down, you're too tense!"
Weird Dreams
I've been having these weird dreams lately and, disturbed by them, I decide to call up my buddy who works as a psychologist.
He asks me what's wrong and I tell him about the weird dreams, "The first night, I dreamed I was a wigwam. And then the next night I had a dream I was a tipi. What do you think this means, doc?"
There was a brief pause before he replied, "Well, I think you're two tents."
I was having the same dreams every night, so I went to see the doctor...
The doctor asked me to describe the dreams.
So I said, "Well, one night I'll have a dream that I'm a teepee... the next night I'll have a dream that I'm a wigwam. The next I'll be a teepee. Then a wigwam. Teepee, wigwam, TEEPEE, WIGWAM!"
The doctor said, "Woah, calm down! You're two tents!"
In the shrinks office...
* jack paces around muttering "I'm a wig-Wam; I'm a tee-pee. I'm a wig-wam; I'm a tee-pee." Shrink urges, "you need to take a seat, you're too tents."
* meanwhile the receptionist presses the emergency button because a deranged man walked in wearing nothing but a plastic wrap thong. Shrink asks through the intercom, "why do you think he's deranged?" The receptionist responds, "Doc, I can clearly see he's nuts."
A guy goes to his psychiatrist . . .
And he tells him, "doc, something is wrong with me. Every night I fall asleep and I am awakened by one of two alternating dreams; one night I'm a teepee, and the next night I'm a wigwam. You gotta help me, doc, it's driving me crazy!"
The doctor thinks for a minute, then looks up at the man and says, "you're two tents."
Man walks into a psychologists office and says "Doc. You gotta help Me! I'm having these terrible dreams!"
Doc asks the guy "what happens in these bad dreams?"
The guy says "Sometimes I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then a teepee, then a wigwam, teepee, wigwam, teepee, wigwam. It's all night! I can't take it!"
Doc says "you've got to calm down. You're too tense."
The recurring dream
An old man sought out advice from his therapist about his troubling recurring dreams.
One night I'm a wigwam, the next night I'm a teepee.
Relax, said the therapist, you're two tents.
A native American indian is talking to his psychiatrist
He tells him "Doc, I dont know what is wrong with me. One moment I think I'm a teepee, the next I think I'm a wigwam."
The doctor says "Ah, I think I see your problem. You're too tense."
A guy visits his psychiatrist
"Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor replies, "It's very simple. You're two tents."
A man on a plane started shouting hysterically:
"I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam!..." nobody could get him to stop. Finally the flight attendant went over to him. She said "calm down, you're two tents."
So I told my psychologist....
Me: I'm a wigwam, I'm a tipi, I'm a wigwam, I'm a tipi, I'm a wigwam, I'm a tipi, I'm a wigwam, I'm a tipi.
psychologist: relax man, you're too tense.
Recurring dreams
A man goes to a psychiatrist and says Dr. you have to help me, I keep having these recurring dreams. One night I dream that I am a wigwam and the next night I dream I am a teepee. It alternates one night wigwam, one night teepee. . The psychiatrist says I think I know what your problem is. You are too tense.
Confused man sees a psychiatrist
A man goes to see a psychiatrist.
"Doc, you gotta help me. I'm a teepee. No wait, I'm a wigwam. No, I'm definitely a teepee. Actually, I'm pretty sure I'm a wigwam. Nah, I'm for sure a teepee. But actually, I'm 100% certain I'm a wigw-...."
"Stop, stop. Just stop right there, I already know what your problem is. You're two tents...."
I told my therapist about two dreams I had this past week. On Monday, I dreamed I was a teepee. On Tuesday, I dreamed I was a wigwam.
He said, You have to try to relax, It looks like you're two tents.
Names
A young native American goes to see the chief of his tribe.
"Chief", he asks, "how are the names of children of our tribe decided?"
"Ah", says the Chief. "Well. When a child is born, the mother brings it to me. I look outside my wigwam, and the first thing I see becomes the child's name. For instance, that is why your brother's name is "Rushing Stream", and your sister's name is "Majestic Tree".
"Does that answer your question, Dog Having A Dump?"
