The Best 46 Wigwam Jokes

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A man goes to see a psychiatrist...

"Doctor, I feel like I'm going crazy! It's this constant back and forth: I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam. What am I supposed to do!?"

"Relax" Says the psychiatrist, "You're two tents"

A guy goes to see his doctor...

The doctor asks what's wrong.

The guy says "Two nights ago, I dreamed I was a wigwam. Then last night, I dreamed I was a tepee."

The doctor replies, "Oh, you just need to relax. You're too tense."

A guy goes to see the doctor...

He says, "Doc, you gotta help me! I keep having these weird dreams! Last night I dreamed I was a Tee-pee and the night before that I dreamed I was a Wigwam."

The doctor looks at him thoughtfully and then says, "I think I see your problem. You're two tents."

Wigwam joke, A guy goes to see the doctor...

A guy run up to me and started yelling,

"I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam!"

I said, "Calm down, man. You're too tense."

Guy walks into a psychiatrist's office....

stammering over and over "I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam..."

.... The psychiatrist says calmly, "settle down you're too tents (tense)...


A man walks into a Doctor's office screaming, "I'm a wigwam, I'm a TeePee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a TeePee!"

The Doctor Says, "You're too Tense"

Went to the psychiatrist because I was having bad dreams....

I told him I was having awful nightmares and he asked me to describe them.

"Well doc, the last week I dreamt I was a wigwam."

*Interesting, go on.*

"And this past Monday I dreamt I was a tepee."

*Oh, well I think it's quite obvious, you're too tents.*

Wigwam joke, Went to the psychiatrist because I was having bad dreams....

Man goes to a therapist. Says, "Doctor, every night I have the same dream, first I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam. Over and over again, all night long. What does it mean?"

Therapist replies, "Simple. You're two tents."

A guy walks into his therapist's office

visibly distraught, nervously shaking and exclaims "I'm a wigwam!" his head tweaks a little, eyes twitch and says "I'm a tepee". Another head twitch "I'm a wigwam!! I'm a tepee!" *twitch* "I'm a wigwam!" ... "I'm a tepee"!

The therapist grabs him firmly by the shoulders and says "Calm down! Calm down, you're too tense!"

A man goes to the doctor...

he tells the doc I keep having re-occurring nightmares. Some nights I'm a tee-pee, some nights I'm a wigwam, tee-pee, wigwam, tee-pee, wigwam...

The Doc said "Oh this is easy you're just two tense." (two tents)

Weird Dreams

I've been having these weird dreams lately and, disturbed by them, I decide to call up my buddy who works as a psychologist.

He asks me what's wrong and I tell him about the weird dreams, "The first night, I dreamed I was a wigwam. And then the next night I had a dream I was a tipi. What do you think this means, doc?"

There was a brief pause before he replied, "Well, I think you're two tents."

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I was having the same dreams every night, so I went to see the doctor...

The doctor asked me to describe the dreams.

So I said, "Well, one night I'll have a dream that I'm a teepee... the next night I'll have a dream that I'm a wigwam. The next I'll be a teepee. Then a wigwam. Teepee, wigwam, TEEPEE, WIGWAM!"

The doctor said, "Woah, calm down! You're two tents!"

In the shrinks office...

* jack paces around muttering "I'm a wig-Wam; I'm a tee-pee. I'm a wig-wam; I'm a tee-pee." Shrink urges, "you need to take a seat, you're too tents."

* meanwhile the receptionist presses the emergency button because a deranged man walked in wearing nothing but a plastic wrap thong. Shrink asks through the intercom, "why do you think he's deranged?" The receptionist responds, "Doc, I can clearly see he's nuts."

Do you know what the twins were doing in the wigwam?

I can't tell you... it's *two-in-tents*.

A man goes to the doctor

He says he has been having dreams where one night, he is a teepee, and the other night he is a wigwam.

Doctor says: "That's an easy one, you're too tense!"

(Two tents)

I keep having this reoccurring dream

Every night I dream I'm constantly changing between being a teepee and a wigwam. I went to the doctor and he told me "Calm down kid, you're two tents.".

Wigwam joke, I keep having this reoccurring dream

A man went to his therapist, freaking out that he'd dreamt he was a teepee one night and a wigwam the next.

The doctor told him, "Calm down. You're too tense."

A guy goes to his psychiatrist . . .

And he tells him, "doc, something is wrong with me. Every night I fall asleep and I am awakened by one of two alternating dreams; one night I'm a teepee, and the next night I'm a wigwam. You gotta help me, doc, it's driving me crazy!"
The doctor thinks for a minute, then looks up at the man and says, "you're two tents."

Stressed Out

A guy walked up to me and said 'I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!' and I said 'Relax man, you're two tents!


Man walks into a psychologists office and says "Doc. You gotta help Me! I'm having these terrible dreams!"

Doc asks the guy "what happens in these bad dreams?"

The guy says "Sometimes I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then a teepee, then a wigwam, teepee, wigwam, teepee, wigwam. It's all night! I can't take it!"

Doc says "you've got to calm down. You're too tense."

Had a doctors visit

Doctor asked me, "What's wrong?"

I replied, " I'm a teepee!, I'm a wigwam!, I'm a teepee!, I'm a wigwam!"

"I see the problem," he diagnosed. "You're two tents."

The recurring dream

An old man sought out advice from his therapist about his troubling recurring dreams.

One night I'm a wigwam, the next night I'm a teepee.

Relax, said the therapist, you're two tents.

Patient: Doctor, doctor I don't know what's wrong with me. Sometimes I think I am a wigwam and sometimes I think I'm a teepee.

Doctor: Relax Mr. Robinson, you're two tents.

After several hours, I won a stressful auction for a wigwam and a teepee

It was just two tents.

A native American indian is talking to his psychiatrist

He tells him "Doc, I dont know what is wrong with me. One moment I think I'm a teepee, the next I think I'm a wigwam."

The doctor says "Ah, I think I see your problem. You're too tense."

A man frantically walks into the doctor's office...

...and begins to shout, "I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam!"

"Calm down, calm down!" The doctor says.

"You're two tents!"

A woman tells her psychologist, one day I feel like a tepee and the next day I feel like a wigwam....

Psychologist - you must be two tense.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office and exclaims "I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam!"

Psychiatrist says "Calm down! You're two tents!"

A guy goes to the psychiatrist and says

"I'm a wigwam I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam I'm a teepee."
The doctor says "calm down, you're two tents.

A guy visits his psychiatrist

"Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replies, "It's very simple. You're two tents."

A man on a plane started shouting hysterically:

"I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam!..." nobody could get him to stop. Finally the flight attendant went over to him. She said "calm down, you're two tents."

Sometimes I wake up feeling like a Tipi but other days I wake up feeling like a Wigwam

The doctor told me I'm two tents.

Last night I dreamed I was a Teepee, and the night before that I dreamed I was a Wigwam.

My wife says I'm two tents.

I went to the Psychiatrist.

I went to the Psychiatrist, I said to him, one minute I am a wigwam, next I am a tepee, he said, you are too tense. (Two Tents)

So I told my psychologist....

Me: I'm a wigwam, I'm a tipi, I'm a wigwam, I'm a tipi, I'm a wigwam, I'm a tipi, I'm a wigwam, I'm a tipi.

psychologist: relax man, you're too tense.

Recurring dreams

A man goes to a psychiatrist and says Dr. you have to help me, I keep having these recurring dreams. One night I dream that I am a wigwam and the next night I dream I am a teepee. It alternates one night wigwam, one night teepee. . The psychiatrist says I think I know what your problem is. You are too tense.

I went to my Dr. the other day and said doc last night I dreamt I was a tee-pee, and the next night I dreamt I was a wig-wam

He said relax you're two tents

Doctor I'm confused...

Patient: sometimes I think I'm a tipi and sometimes I think I'm a wigwam.

Doctor: I see your problem. You're two tents!

Patient: Doc, I keep having this dream.

First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me? Doctor: You're two tents.

A man goes to his doctor...

The man says, "I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam!"

The doctor says, "Calm down man, you're two tents!"

Elizabeth Warren: "Sometimes I feel like a teepee. Sometimes I feel like a wigwam."

Psychiatrist: "You're two tense."

A guy goes to a therapist. He asks the therapist over and over, "Am I a tepee or a wigwam? Am I a tepee or a wigwam? Tepee or a wigwam, tepee or a wig wam?!"

Therapist replies, "You're too tense."

I went to the doctor, i told them most times i feel like a wigwam but then other times i feel like a teepee.

They said I'm two tents.

I told my doctor I wasn't sleeping well. I told him that sometimes I dream that I am a wigwam, and sometimes I dream that I am a teepee.

He said, Well there's your problem, you're too tense.

Confused man sees a psychiatrist

A man goes to see a psychiatrist.
"Doc, you gotta help me. I'm a teepee. No wait, I'm a wigwam. No, I'm definitely a teepee. Actually, I'm pretty sure I'm a wigwam. Nah, I'm for sure a teepee. But actually, I'm 100% certain I'm a wigw-...."
"Stop, stop. Just stop right there, I already know what your problem is. You're two tents...."

I told my therapist about two dreams I had this past week. On Monday, I dreamed I was a teepee. On Tuesday, I dreamed I was a wigwam.

He said, You have to try to relax, It looks like you're two tents.

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