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The head of KFC called the Pope

He said, "I'll give you a million dollars to change the Lord's prayer to give us our daily chicken."

The Pope said no and hung up.

KFC called back and offered 10 million.

The Pope said no and hung up.

KFC called back and offered 100 million.

The Pope said, "You have a deal!"

The Pope got all the churches big wigs together and said, "I have good news and bad news. Good news is, we are 100 million richer. Bad news is, we lost the Wonder Bread account.

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This just in!

A truckload of wigs has lost control and tipped over on the highway........Police are still combing the area.

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The racing driver

The racing driver can't work out why he's come in last in a race despite using the fastest, most technologically advance car.

With his support team, he checks the vehicle and finds three men in large dresses, full make-up and wigs sitting on the roof.

"There's the problem," says the engineer. "Too much drag."

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A lorry load of wigs has been stolen from down town.

Police are combing the area.

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The Chancellor of Germany, Prince Harry's wife, and the actor who played Gollum should set up an emporium of pubic wigs in Sarkel, Russia

...and call it "Merkel, Markle and Serkis' Sarkel Merkin Circus"

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A shipment of wigs has been stolen

Police are combing the area

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BREAKING: An 18 wheeler full of wigs and toupees crashes and spills over the I-95 interstate at 1:30pm today.

Police are still combing the area.

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I was pleasantly surprised that my GF's mom had passed away

all of her fake jewellery, vintage 60s style clothing, cheap make up and cosmetic products, wigs, fake eyelashes and tonnes of other unwanted stuff to a charity

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GO INVEST IN PUBIC WIGS!!!!!

All the rednecks are sayin' its a great day fer merkins.

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This just in. A truck full of wigs has crashed under mysterious circumstances.

Police are now combing the area.

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A lorry full of wigs was stolen last night....

Police are combing the area.

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